In the last scene, if that bitch did that to me, I'd glue her lips to my ass when she's asleep.
How would that be sweet revenge? Your ass has been through enough.
Why not? I would have already been embarrassed from the first time being there. The second time, seeing the same people, I'd enjoy every second of it. At least i'd be first on the Human caterpillar...
The Human Centipede...
You wouldn't be first if Leroy strolled up to you with his hairy ass all puckered up and a bottle of some Gorilla Glue.
Don't forget to load up on PF Chang's before gluing her lips to your anus
Fuck PF Chang's, i'd load up on half a dozen of bean burritos with lots of hot sauce..
@funrocket I think you meant to say, "In the last scene, if that bitch did that to me, I'd go to her parents house and have juicy gay sex with her dad"
@funrocket That bitch glued a bunch of dildos to the fat guys back, I think he had it coming
@funrocket In the fact its is a payback for another glue episode kkkk
The fat guy laughing got a bunch of rubber dicks glued in his back.
By the way its recorded in Brasil hueheuehu.
All those were spine tingling.
Why didn't they pull out that support with a cable rather than pulling it out from the bottom?
I was fired ...yes fired for the FIRST A N D SECOND time in my life when driving in the oilfields and the boss demanded that I do something stupid and dangerous. I told them both.. hey YOU do it... I'm NOT going home feet first.
You would have to work there to understand why they call it the wild wild west. I will give to Marathon Oil Co. They gave everyone that was on... or going on their sites a card that you could use to shut down the entire operation if you noticed something dangerous.
@felterupgood that's one of those things I love and hate about businesses. I love being able to say no if I don't feel comfortable doing work however there's a lot I'll look around and if no one is around or watching I'll just do shit I could get hurt or die from. Idk, it's all what your comfortable with I suppose.
Remind me not to have those backhoe guys as Jenga partners.
At least the guy getting wrapped up like a giant egg roll looked Asian. I'd imagine that would be an honorable death for them.
Those guys must be on a first name basis with the ER staff cause that was Dildosaur that was helping with out of the bathroom.
A few of those bastards won’t see another good day
The crispy guy must have been on some good heroin...he was burnt the fuck up and still nopping out.
He definitely struck a pose...
That last fag thought it was cum on the seat that's he sat on it
@smallcock1983 lol that's what I'm sayin yo. How would you not notice that much glue all over the seat?
Anyone seen my Digger?
@airsporter Was going to scream racist until I read it again
@chained cat Why racist? - Thats what we loosely call excavating machinery in U.K.-----
Might have to be different after Brexit!
@airsporter Just having a giggle, I know what a digger is :)
Yes, I’m afraid you’re gonna need a shovel.
The last clip is what I picture going on in caves monkey's homes around the world.
White people hold a helluva lot of real estate in your noggin', that's for damn sure.
@uponusall .....I thought you might have been a pygmy ...asshole
Hey, what's up, shredder? No, I'm no pygmy...
I see ur still butthurt, though. Move along, lil one.
well, thy weren't "white" now were they?
Wow, that one pipe was holding that entire wall/structure.... That shit was bound to collapse regardless. ONE PIPE, WTF
Wish i could have seen the aftermath. Looked like a lot of earth came flowing down...
@kore yeah, that was a very poorly built retaining wall.
It was built by illegal aliens and the mortar was made in China.
like all those homes in Florida in the 90s with the Chinese drywall? The shot was so full of black mold they were uninhabitable.
"Abra Kadabra!" Edition!
At least the last guy will always have a clean toilet seat.
I wonder how many people died waiting for help while captain retard had the toilet seat removed?
crazyshit is getting low....
@sarge07 Mit nem értesz buzi gyerek? szardzs XD
Man that guy has a shitty ass. thats fucking hilarious
A Porta Potty is nothing new!
Cars, busses,Motorcycles ,mopeds and scooters and the people who ride them fall under the category of fatal attraction!
Rigor Mortis set in early!
AH AH AH buried alive!
It bounced off me and stuck to you as if it was glued!
Super Glue never disappoints.
Bonus points to the driver of the car for taking out the second cyclist with the first's bike.
how the fuck did you get 24
@kunty By counting over 10 people in the first clip alone
Maybe OSHA should show CS videos to all new hires, especially dangerous jobsites
The old toilet-to-ass joke. Always recieved with satisfaction by the local scatophiles.