6 REASONS TO SAY "WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

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  • therockbalancer March 13, 2019

    i finally understand what a half shell is

    +3 -1
    • mehofjack March 13, 2019

      @therockbalancer i love fucking special ed girls it's the best !

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  • funrocket March 13, 2019

    25 pound pig? More like a 125lb slut to me...

    +7 -1
    •   mr_krabs March 13, 2019

      @funrocket

      And after 15 to 25 people have had a go I really wouldn’t want to eat it.

      +2 -0
      • skullfuck3r March 13, 2019

        @mr_krabs Yeah, you'd just go down on her

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        • funrocket March 13, 2019

          @skullfuck3r

          That's you don't mind the included special sauce.

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  • snafu11 March 13, 2019

    Brazilian Ninja Turtles

    +3 -0
    • letmefindout March 13, 2019

      @snafu11

      Can't be. No flip flops.

      +8 -0
  •   burfurger March 13, 2019

    Teenage Headless Ninja Turtles.

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  • cash me outside March 13, 2019

    Only said wtf once... the ninja turtles need to quit

    +2 -0
  • ucanthandleit March 13, 2019

    I have heard the term got a turtle head a pokin, I dont think thats what it meant

    +6 -0
  • kojaksbozak March 13, 2019

    You cant skull fuck Michealangelo!!

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  • kojaksbozak March 13, 2019

    You would think pissing for distance and accuracy would be a male dominated sport... Hope niggers dont take that one over too!!

    +2 -1
    • letmefindout March 13, 2019

      @kojaksbozak

      Why didn't he take a knee to show his lack of support for being pissed on?

      +1 -0
      • ucanthandleit March 13, 2019

        @letmefindout

        Is taking a knee the best way to stand for what you believe in? Lol

        +1 -0
        • erkie March 13, 2019

          @ucanthandleit

          Not if you have arthritis! If you take a knee he would have only 1 left to hobble around on! Then he would walk around in circles and never get anywhere!

          +0 -0
          • ucanthandleit March 13, 2019

            @erkie

            Then he could go work for Ihop

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  • digupskulls March 13, 2019

    The last one should be under Name that drug.

    +2 -0
  • 3nvy March 13, 2019

    You wP are some sick mother fuckers period! No wonder the world as we know it is fucked up

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2019

      @3nvy

      yea, right

      +0 -0
    • erkie March 13, 2019

      @3nvy

      So, why don't you join us? There's always room for more crazies!

      +0 -0
  • dickramsey March 13, 2019

    I'LL BE SINGING THAT SONG ALL DAY ...

    WHILE JAGGIN' OFF

    ON BABY TURTLES

    thanks

    +3 -0
  • vessex March 13, 2019

    You know, I think most people have said "fuck Leo" once.

    This is just the rule 34 version of that...

    +1 -0
  • airsporter March 13, 2019

    WD40 for a squeaky drawer!

    +4 -0
    • cyberbu11y March 13, 2019

      @airsporter also works on a squeaky butthole.

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 March 13, 2019

        @cyberbu11y

        personal experience? Sorry man you left yourself wide open LOL

        +1 -0
  • cazaly March 13, 2019

    Master Splinter must've been filming...

    +3 -0
  • uponusall March 13, 2019

    Ninja Turtles On Bath Salts $12.50

    Show times: 12:00 12:45 1:30 2:15

    3:00 3:45 4:30 5:15 6:00 6:45 7:30

    +5 -1
    • erkie March 13, 2019

      @uponusall

      Good schedule, what no midnight showing? How lame is that?! The animals come out after dark you know.

      +1 -0
      • uponusall March 13, 2019

        @erkie

        Ur right, but even the 6:30 & 7:15 shows were cancelled due to lack of functioning, still attached turtleheads.

        But there's been a free midnight showing added of the sick cult classic 'Crazy Murder'. If you miss it, then I think you can see it on youtube or on your streaming tv box.

        +0 -1
        • erkie March 13, 2019

          @uponusall

          Thanks, I'll check it out, but I still need a refund!

          +0 -0
    • bigblackhead March 13, 2019

      @uponusall ....WTF...you're a waterheaded ,and you have Aspergers ? Goddamn ...damn please don't speak to any longer...I'd feel funny taking candy from a .....well you know

      +0 -0
      • uponusall March 13, 2019

        @bigblackhead

        From what?

        A butthurt shredder who doesn't know a clambake from a blue waffle box?

        +0 -1
        • bigblackhead March 13, 2019

          @uponusall ...haha ,,, you GOT ME THERE JETHRO !!!!!!

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          • uponusall March 13, 2019

            @bigblackhead

            Ok, so... da da da... carry the 4... subtract 18, then multiply the sum, ok... but why three commas? Nevermind... so, four word caplock action (oh boy) and six exclamation points (derrr...) and the grand total is...

            Ch-ching!... rrrchchrrr... Ch-ching!

            Telegram for Mongo.

            Telegram for Mongo.

            Your I.Q. is a sub-par 73. Awww...

            Well, better luck next ti—no wait. There is no next time. Dumb is forevah...!

            At least you can shred, right? Derrr...

            +0 -1
            • bigblackhead March 13, 2019

              @uponusall ....that's funny LENNY

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            • bigblackhead March 13, 2019

              @uponusall ....You poor little hermaphrodite , when you can piss with the big dogs come on back ..you fucking puny joke

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  • radleigh March 13, 2019

    my sleep will never be the same after those bloody ninja turtles...

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2019

      @radleigh

      if that makes you lose sleep, you have far more issues

      +2 -0
    • erkie March 13, 2019

      @radleigh

      You have the Trump derangement syndrome! Most democrats and some republicans have it too!

      +2 -0
  •   HJ247 March 13, 2019

    Only thing I'm saying WTF to is that kid letting himself get pissed on...

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    •   ketamine<3 March 13, 2019

      @HJ247 at least he got paid. Not like R Kelly gave the money to the kids he pissed on.

      +3 -0
      • uponusall March 13, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        He'll be forced to make it rain duckets instead of piss in future civil litigation, I'm sure.

        +1 -0
  •   ouch March 13, 2019

    Turtle power

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  •   luvthick March 13, 2019

    I'll take the Costco Rotisserie Crabs for $5.99.

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    •   sarge07 March 13, 2019

      @luvthick

      mesquite or hickory smoke sir?

      +2 -0
      •   luvthick March 13, 2019

        @sarge07

        Why Hickory, Thank you!

        +0 -0
  • blitzkriegbopit March 13, 2019

    Needs more April O'Neil

    +1 -0
  • apatheticanarchist March 13, 2019

    Goddamn the turtles have gotten out of hand in recent years

    +2 -0
  •   lafind March 13, 2019

    Teenage Multilating Ninja Turtles.

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  •   mr_krabs March 13, 2019

    The shredder must’ve slipped something into the pizza.

    +1 -0
  • dickcheesemcgee March 13, 2019

    Was Splinter behind the camera filming?

    +1 -0
  •   sarge07 March 13, 2019

    Turtle soup is out tonight

    +2 -0
  • erkie March 13, 2019

    And that's AOC at her best! The resemblance is uncanny! That's how she raises funds to support her election!

    So that's where Sinead Oconnor ended up at!

    The Cartel got their ideas watching these instructional videos!

    The fat from the pig keeps the meat from drying out during roasting!

    +0 -1
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2019

      @erkie

      that woman is way out in left field, way far past where the dandelions grow

      +0 -0
  • skippy joe pippy March 13, 2019

    Still better than the Michael Bay movies.

    +1 -0
  • willisdickfit8814 March 13, 2019

    Homos in a half shell rainbow power

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2019

    There's no shortage of weirdos in the world.

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  • deadpen March 14, 2019

    1. You are going to dry it out

    2. Take a knee to that you homos

    3. Googling "real mom son" or "real sister" porn is a thing of the past, now you have to Google "chick sucks REAL dick"

    4. Why does my socks stink after washing them?

    5. Gold bond

    6. Still better than anything michael bay has made.

    +0 -0
  • sumyumdang March 29, 2019

    shes sexy and she can sux me like that and i will return the favor

    +0 -0
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