CRAZYSHIT'S GUIDE TO AN UNFORGETTABLE WEEKEND

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  • intylerwetrust March 19, 2019

    Everything about this video was ridiculous. Love it

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    • letmefindout March 19, 2019

      @intylerwetrust

      It's not that it's unforgettable because some things cannot be unseen.

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    • baddogonline March 19, 2019

      @intylerwetrust Holy shit... paper money is fucking nasty!

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    • ob1 March 19, 2019

      @intylerwetrust what's ridiculous is her lips are bigger than my wallet

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  • blumpkin March 19, 2019

    I want to play Monopoly with number two.

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    •   mr_krabs March 19, 2019

      @blumpkin

      The couple in the first clip played monopoly. She lost and he went straight to jail.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 19, 2019

    *yawn*

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    •   ouch March 19, 2019

      @GrimmWilder not enough trannys?

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  • dirtycopper March 19, 2019

    If he really wants to keep the bitch quiet hold her down until the bubbles stop coming up.

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  •   burfurger March 19, 2019

    Due to lack of use, Cory must be renting out his Ban Hammer.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 19, 2019

      @burfurger ,

      $49.95 an hour. 2 hour minimum.

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      •   burfurger March 19, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        So besides banning, I see that its good for driving dildos in asses. How many times has ouch rented it from you?

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 19, 2019

          @burfurger,

          A total of 17 weeks now. He gets the weekly rate of $750. But he has had a few emergencies and utilized it for a few hours at the $49.95 hourly rate. I think it pisses his wife off when he does that.

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  •   HJ247 March 19, 2019

    After she's dead...

    She never said the safe word!

    Duhhh, she was under water... hard to talk under water...

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  • roostercrow March 19, 2019

    For the life of me, I can’t understand letting someone hit u in the balls.

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    • supfishing757 March 19, 2019

      @roostercrow

      The slightest flick and I'm in the fetal position

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      • roostercrow March 19, 2019

        @supfishing757 nooooo doubt. If The wind blows too hard and my balls ache

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        • erkie March 19, 2019

          @roostercrow

          You must have The Blue Ball Syndrome!

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          • roostercrow March 19, 2019

            @erkie since you mentioned that, I was gonna ask if you would come remove the swelling like you have done in the past. It would be greatly appreciated as always.

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            • erkie March 19, 2019

              @roostercrow

              LOL! I know I've stung you in the past, but the standard fees still apply!

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  • cash me outside March 19, 2019

    What happened to the “The following ignorance you about to witness today was Sponsored to you bye.. White People “

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    •   ouch March 19, 2019

      @cash me outside We took a vote and until they start making fun of black and white people equally we are not allowed to do it anymore...Equal rights and all that stuff, Ya know ;)

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  • captainhowdy666 March 19, 2019

    personally on my weekends I like to drown a bitch while getting punched in the balls after counting my money

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  • funrocket March 19, 2019

    It's all fun and games until the bitch drowns and you go to jail to be someone's bitch...

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  • slazz March 19, 2019

    Unforgettable weekend? Just leave the bitch at home.

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  • uponusall March 19, 2019

    Take a pair of scissors to that useless ballsac and end it!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 19, 2019

    First bitch forgot the mayo.

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    • captsumtingwong March 19, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Brotha you gotta clip the first 11 seconds of

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    • captsumtingwong March 19, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Imogene heap's song hide and seak for video transitions... You will not be disappointed

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    •   luvthick March 19, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      That's no joke, I saw dude flip out on his girlfriend at the supermarket for passing the mayo!

      Dude was like "Why didn't you pickup mayo? Get the mayo! Just put the Mayonnaise in the cart!"

      When he said "Mayonnaise" the back and forth ended. I guess she knew at that point he meant business and she better stop fucking around.

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      •   mr_krabs March 19, 2019

        @luvthick

        That was probably Cory. He’s still incredibly bitter about it.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 19, 2019

        @luvthick, & Krabster,

        +1.

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  • uponusall March 19, 2019

    Wendy was warned that to be an official Navy SEAL hooker, it took steadfast endurance and strength and endless, torturous training to fit the bill.

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  • captsumtingwong March 19, 2019

    The first one seems to me like a good ole case of a thoroughbred fag

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  • fn5-7_ss190 March 19, 2019

    I hate humans. Fuking maggots.

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  • dickcheesemcgee March 19, 2019

    People have entirely too much time on their hands.

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  •   lafind March 19, 2019

    More like a weekend to forget. That just not where I thought speed bags came from.

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  • chained cat March 19, 2019

    Does anyone know who the blonde is that's hammering the cock up her ass?

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  • apatheticanarchist March 19, 2019

    The speed bag sack punch will always be awful and hilarious

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  • erkie March 19, 2019

    (1 ) Drowning your girl friend isn't a good way to keep her mouth shut after sex!

    (2) It doesn't matter which lips it comes out of, they always ask for money !

    (4) Hitting the speed bag gave her a good workout!It promotes speed, timing and accuracy!

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  • bigblackhead March 19, 2019

    Barnicle Betty 's clam is strong

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  • airsporter March 19, 2019

    At least put her in a decent set of Bloomers - That g-string aint going to hold nothing when she shits!

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  • kainabel8866 March 19, 2019

    sweetened my evening

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  •   oldrooster March 19, 2019

    The safe word is MMMMNMN girgle,

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  • dog66 March 19, 2019

    the rabbit is the only animal with its balls in front of its pecker

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    •   mr_krabs March 19, 2019

      @dog66

      That’s good to know. Thanks.

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  •   spider-man April 6, 2019

    Drowning women. Whatever floats your boat

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  • angmoguy April 22, 2019

    oh my; the flaps on the second one, jeez thats a clam that haas seen a few beatings in its time

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