See? Safety harnesses work...
@HJ247 It’s crazy. I wish I could tell what happened
I do the same thing to get out of going to weddings.
I’m sure your singing isn’t that bad.
Leprechauns aren't known for their singing, they just tell horrible rhymes then something bad happens!
They are called limericks
Ok, you're just a buzz kill!
@burfurger idk.. going to a wedding might be a shittier day than half of these.
Poor chap in the first clip... Justin Bieber should be proud, it took three months of marriage before he suffered major anxiety! Hahaha!
@luvthick I figured it was her horrible singing that made him pass out.
LOL! What a fucking asshole at the end!
@luvthick i hate tailgaters too
@luvthick Ha, welcome to England! LOL
Bruh the last one had me fucking dead
What goes around come around!
looks like toreal needs a dentist now
Fucking bicyclists! - A pox on their House.
@airsporter - you do know that fuckin dip-shit threw on the brakes on purpose, for the sole reason of doing exactly what happened.
Not exactly, he jumped on the brakes because he was tailgating the car in front of him and the car in front of him stopped abruptly and so on and so on!
@xxxmass Crowd Fund some ceramic brakes or fuck off!
Guess his bike needs brakes and now he needs a dentist!
....,and some of that Michael Jackson skin whitening cream.
Humans are evolving into dumber asses
documentary in the form of a comedy
He died for our viewing pleasure having to listen to that fucking row. RIP fella
That rock clip was great.
SHE DIDN'T GET HURT WHEN SHE WENT UP MY POLE.!!!!!
...did she even feel it when she sat back down in it?
Weddings should be outlawed, they're killers!
So, whatever doesn't floats your boat!
If a boat doesn.'t float does that mean it haws hit a bump in the road?
I can relate to that last video! After all the same thing happened to me on my way to grand ma's house ! Just looked like what happened to me!
Percentage chance of death occurring due to a coil breaking loose on a truck, which hits another truck, and that truck falls on you in the middle of a highway.
Ha! They were talking on the radio about that wedding clip. That bitches terrible singing is what almost killed that guy! Lol
Its a shame that on the last clip he wasn't playing "Jumping out the window"
@bust_mcnutty Bumper-bumping occurred first, then the helmet would rotate slightly at any side on impact, so most of the potential force is absorbed. Let’s not forget that the bike driver went over the car height, making him unable to face-hit the back window.
poor man he took that rock to the chest like a trooper , who the fuck can heave something like that so hard ffs ?
@bigblackhead A fusion between a beast and a god: a philosopher. . .
Hey Ouch, were you off fishing this weekend?
She can slide down my pole anytime
See that guy at the wedding? I've ripped silent but deadly farts that caused the same reaction.
It's that look on people's faces in the first second or two as they subconsciously breathe it in, then sniff thinking "is it? is ithat someone's fart, oh fuck!! GAG! yes it is!"
LOL! The paralysis sets in as they turn green, then try to hold their breath without throwing up.
My friend was horribly allergic to eggs. He accidentally ate some food made with eggs and then we went to a movie. During the movie, he had a bad stomach reaction. He started releasing silent farts and the stench wafted over our very crowded section with a stifling rotten egg sulfur smell that could stop a locomotive. It wouldn't go away, either. The rank oppressive stink just hung there for an eternity. Fuck it was horrible and was so strong it was like diarrhea scented chloroform on your face.
I damn near threw up but didn't flinch or people would think I had done it. No one else flinched either, probably for the same reason... or maybe they were too busy trying not to puke.
Are you allright bro? What happened?
**CLICK BAIT** There's no shit!!!!!!!