CONFUSED ERECTION

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  • mehofjack March 28, 2019

    Has tipped 50 tokens

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    • ballzack March 28, 2019

      @mehofjack and buzzed her vibrator .

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      • donjonneau March 28, 2019

        @ballzack THAT’S A WANNA-BE!!! The guy was right asking her why is she bought that much pizza. She’s not flashy enough with her narcissistic beauty: she adds food that won’t all get in her digestive system (food to trash can).

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  • fn5-7_ss190 March 28, 2019

    "Iz der oh reazon wyy ur nakked?!?" Yea kid, she misses Africa that's why! Innocent lad, no crazy uncle to take him to see whores at the zoo huh?

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    • baddogonline March 28, 2019

      @fn5-7_ss190 LOL, all that tattoos are real "classy".

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      • rouge_et_blanc March 28, 2019

        @baddogonline irony will be lost on the majority

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        • fn5-7_ss190 March 28, 2019

          @rouge_et_blanc He used quotation marks, he spelled it out. Done patting yourself on the back?

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    • willisdickfit8814 March 28, 2019

      @fn5-7_ss190 we have a free range zoo here in ohio its called columbus

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      • fn5-7_ss190 March 28, 2019

        @willisdickfit8814 I did not mean "zoo" as in racist demeaning. Just sounded funny to me.

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  • mrmk1oo March 28, 2019

    Uhhhhh is there a reason why you're naked?!?! Oh yeah, I was wondering if my delivery drivere was a meatpipe smoker?!!? HA! GAAAAY!!!!

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  •   burfurger March 28, 2019

    Have a feeling the next pizza he delivers is gonna have some extra sauce on it.

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  •   stenchfart March 28, 2019

    zero fucks were given to her shenanigans

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  • peaks March 28, 2019

    He asked "If there was a reason that you were naked'?

    Because you look like a burn victim that just stumbled out of the woods.

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    • peaks March 29, 2019

      @peaks

      Singe and thank you.

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  •   HJ247 March 28, 2019

    One word...

    GAYYYYY...!

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    • dickramsey March 28, 2019

      .... AND HE KNOWS GAYYYYY

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  • muzziesarescum March 28, 2019

    He was probably confused to why you ordered a pizza when it smells like you cooked fish for dinner.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 28, 2019

    You just BARELY escaped with your life kid!!!!!

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    • peaks March 29, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      That 'RED SNAPPER' was luuuuubing UP!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 28, 2019

    Haha! Young kid who still thinks the human body and sex is awkward. Id start a conversation with her and hopefully eat some of the pizza I just sold her after blowing a load in her butt!

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    • chained cat March 28, 2019

      @ketamine<3 Confidence comes with age, he'll regret at least not asking to have feel around later in life. Nice looking woman, shame about the tats though

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      •   ketamine<3 March 28, 2019

        @chained cat yeah true, I didn't get my confidence to ask a gal to touch her butt or tits till I was about 23. When I found out how many girls are thinking the same shit but want the guy to make the move I was a horn dog! But every guy has his glory days.

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    • darkmagna March 28, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Actually, I've seen a number of these naked answering the door vids, and most of the guys don't engage the woman in anyway but polite......I don't get it. And I'm talking about some older guys that should know by now. You think she doesn't know she's naked? You think she isn't getting off on being an exhibitionist? der. Start chatting her up boys....get in there. :D

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      •   ketamine<3 March 28, 2019

        @darkmagna right? Even if they know she's probly recording it it won't hurt to be a little flirty and talkative. Just don't give her the pizza free unless she gives you a favor cause then you've become a tool. She knows what she's doing...

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  • supfishing757 March 28, 2019

    "I'm delivering a plain cheese pizza but I smell anchovies...."

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    • chained cat March 28, 2019

      @supfishing757 I was at a pussy party not that long ago where some really fit bint sat on a Paki's face for a few seconds before moving on to the next victim. At the top of his lungs, in the middle of a packed out pub he squealed to all his other third worlder friends "It doesn't smell"

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      •   ketamine<3 March 28, 2019

        @chained cat what's a pussy party? If ya don't mind me asking.

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        • chained cat March 30, 2019

          @ketamine<3 Locked door pub/club event where strippers/dancers/whores offer extras around the back

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  • uponusall March 28, 2019

    He gives a response that opened the channel of communication and it deserved a response and her plan was to ignore it and just take the pizza?

    More likely, she's 24 going on 12.

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    • cubbage March 29, 2019

      @uponusall

      If she liked the guy, she probably would've.

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  • cosgrove March 28, 2019

    He just escaped from AIDS

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  • airsporter March 28, 2019

    Shes either got a long name or is a bit thick! - You decide!

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  •   lafind March 28, 2019

    Excuse me miss, can I hold those for you while you sign? Need extra sauce?

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  • cash me outside March 28, 2019

    This were blacks whores go wrong. Thinking they should copy after white whores...You fuckers so full of shit! Shame about the tats? Really!? Really niqqa!? But a white bitch with tats is A-ok..GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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  •   ouch March 28, 2019

    What an ugly bitch.

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    •   ouch March 28, 2019

      @ouch Some Nigga luva is be negg'n you

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    •   luvthick March 28, 2019

      @ouch

      She is not ugly.

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      •   ouch March 28, 2019

        @luvthick ok she's disgusting

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        •   luvthick March 28, 2019

          @ouch

          Definitely not as disgusting as some of sluts/tranny's you've thumbed up here.

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          •   ouch March 29, 2019

            @luvthick why you gotta compare this skank cam slut to any other post? Shes a nasty looking skank and of you think shes hot then you need glasses. I had to have a hepatitis shot just for watching this mole

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            •   luvthick March 29, 2019

              @ouch

              She's a cam whore, just like the other cam whores. So it's a fair comparison.

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        • ballzack March 29, 2019

          @ouch at least she didn’t have a cock

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          •   ouch March 29, 2019

            @ballzack she'd have an excuse for being such a ugly cunt if she did

            that bitch was nasty

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  •   mr_krabs March 28, 2019

    I would’ve unzipped and upgraded her order to a meat feast.

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  • mclovin510 March 28, 2019

    May because you look like a fucking tranny

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  • bigblackhead March 28, 2019

    I'd rather eat the pie ...pizza pie , that skank is festering with all kinds of cooties

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  • dickramsey March 28, 2019

    that hairy pussy scared him ...

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    •   mr_krabs March 28, 2019

      @dickramsey

      He could hear it growling.

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  • erkie March 28, 2019

    That's my question too! Is there a reason you're naked?

    She ordered a large pizza with sausage! She's a post op!

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  •   sarge07 March 28, 2019

    SO, this is the "empowerment" the metoo hags are promoting?

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  • blumpkin March 28, 2019

    She should have pulled a Sharpie out of her ass to sign with.

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  •   spider-man March 28, 2019

    She’s fine tho

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    •   ouch March 29, 2019

      @spider-man LMMFAO yeah ok dude

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  • skippy joe pippy March 28, 2019

    The kid wasn't impressed... neither was I.

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  • 2lolo March 28, 2019

    NOW HE GOING TO PARK CLOSE BY AND PLAY WITH HIS DICK.!!!!!

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  • erkie March 28, 2019

    Is that thing holding her penis up in her ass?

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  • insertdickjoke March 28, 2019

    Is it bad that I know that she ordered Dominos Pizza?

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  • pussy_flaps March 28, 2019

    I wanna see a breadstick up her ass!

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  •   nybadguy March 28, 2019

    Cock teasing bitch.

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  • xxcrackerjackxx March 28, 2019

    Nigga didn't want to pay child support

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  • mfdvr007 March 28, 2019

    That kid must be living in his mom's basement as a virgin

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  • josegrande69 March 28, 2019

    Those are some nice chocolate chip tits.

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  •   luvthick March 28, 2019

    Bunch of lying ass Wannabe's in the thread!

    LOL! Keep your favorite Palmett & Fistett close by!

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  • birdhush March 29, 2019

    So I have been thinking for a long time about a career change... Pizza Boy it is!

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  • pickdickle March 29, 2019

    cant wait till one of these pranks turns into a rape/murder situation. then we will have some real fap material

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  • sawallpaul March 31, 2019

    Damn. What a tip.. show you a piece of candy and won't be able to taste it...next time, extra sauce.. if you asked for it or not...

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  • damnitjanet April 1, 2019

    Am I the only one who saw a big dickcin pink latex tucked between her ass cheeks???? Da Fuck? That was no lady...it was a lady boy!

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  • thebighippie April 1, 2019

    Was 99% sure that this bitch was a tranny until she turned around.

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  • dougtanner April 7, 2019

    I deliver for postmates and I alway hope.

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  • rkelly April 12, 2019

    This is old,that girl is so weird looking now she has giant lip injections,some huge ridiculous breast implants and she is fat,she really let herself go

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