19 PEOPLE HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU

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  • creamofsumyungguy April 2, 2019

    I’d crash the car too if I had to listen to any more of that bullshit

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    • mehofjack April 2, 2019

      @creamofsumyungguy a bull is a male cow

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      • erkie April 2, 2019

        @mehofjack

        and hat aint no bull! ~( :- ) ))

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      • creamofsumyungguy April 3, 2019

        @mehofjack thanks! What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!

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  • ob1 April 2, 2019

    Looks like moshmad was in the process of shitting his pants before that crash happened

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  •   burfurger April 2, 2019

    Perhaps if you pull up your pants you might be able to protect yourself.

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  •   lafind April 2, 2019

    They (cowboys) actually do that stupid shit with bulls, I can't understand it at all, Tease a 3500 lb animal with horns as long as your arm just to see who is standing the longest. Cowboys are some rough motherfuckers, maybe not the brightest but tough non the less.

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    • farcanal April 2, 2019

      A piece of steel plate is tough.

      Doesn't have a very big IQ though.

      One fukn horn through the Crown Jewels and bye bye pleasuring your gf (or someone else's gf if you're lucky)

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    • uponusall April 2, 2019

      @lafind

      Rodeo clowns are tougher and smarter.

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    • donjonneau April 3, 2019

      @lafind Bulls are proven to be harmless if you don’t look for harm. Cowboys are too afraid trying bull zoopilia, so they prefer being mashed like fresh meat in the hands of a butcher. They could do more money as pornstar, though.

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  • fiddledeedee April 2, 2019

    Wow, these poor people! There was a lot of really painful shit in this episode.

    The thing that made me feel better was the girl sucking the cock-sized glass of piss or horse jizz or whatever it was.

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  • airsporter April 2, 2019

    Maybe squares rather than circles would offer more protection.

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    •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

      @airsporter it'd still be laying on the ground... I don't think the bull would think twice about running over a square or a circle.

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    • erkie April 2, 2019

      @airsporter Maybe if they painted a ( r = aeθ cot b) on a guys ass it would confuse the bull and he could get away!

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      • fiddledeedee April 2, 2019

        @erkie

        Unless the bull was quite academic. The bull would pause, scratch out some figures in the dirt with his hoof, then he'd say, "I'm going to hit this guy in the ass 1.618 times harder than normal, which should put his trajectory in a very graceful spiral.

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        • erkie April 3, 2019

          @fiddledeedee

          Ha, I wanted to see if anyone got that equation! Kudos! (r =aeO cot b)= spiral!

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  • 72jayd April 2, 2019

    Bull tore those people up. And the prize was a t-shirt.

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    • alohasnackbar April 2, 2019

      @72jayd well that just makes the goring worth it then

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  • maga2020 April 2, 2019

    And the first pick of the nfl draft is bull from some redneck state that has demolished inbred cowboys.

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  • mrmk1oo April 2, 2019

    Title should be 19 total fucking idiots!!!

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  •   ouch April 2, 2019

    DERP!

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  • apatheticanarchist April 2, 2019

    Mess with the bull, get the horns... Seriously tho, that was a game people from the audience were asked to come down and play at a rodeo. Crushed vertebrae anyone? John Boy? Billy Sue?

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    •   burfurger April 2, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Seriously? those were just people voluteering from the stands?

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      •   mr_krabs April 2, 2019

        @burfurger

        No, that is how CS picks VIP’s.

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      • apatheticanarchist April 2, 2019

        @burfurger

        Hell yeah, heard about that shit a few weeks ago. Thats small town boredom at work right there.

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        • donjonneau April 3, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist They would be more bored in Lovetown...

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      • uponusall April 2, 2019

        @burfurger

        Yes

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    •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist I'm sure they have to sign waivers and shit, but yeah they do shit like that at some rodeos and take people who want whatever prize is offered.

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      • apatheticanarchist April 2, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Yep, fuck that. I've been around enough bulls in my life to know I'm damn sure not gonna stand there and let one of those big motherfuckers charge me.

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        • erkie April 2, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist

          I guess you got steered straight!

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        •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist no shit! You got that right!

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    • maga2020 April 2, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist dem rednecks aint that bright i tell ya.

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  • erkie April 2, 2019

    That last video was full of bull and no rabbit! Where was bugs bunny during that vid? Maybe he was digging his way to Florida for the spring break!

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  • mfdvr007 April 2, 2019

    I'm guessing last man standing got bragging rights, I'll pass

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  • erkie April 2, 2019

    Watch that 1st step it's a doozie!! Whew for a second I thought there wasn't going to be a motorcycle accident here! You made my day! I think it's time for a RED BULL I gave up on Budweiser it didn't really make me any smarter !

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  • mrjones April 2, 2019

    I think the only winner in the last clip was the bull.

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  • arty1970 April 2, 2019

    I like the last one... That shit could go on ALL day.

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  • bust_mcnutty April 2, 2019

    If you're dumb enough to stand in front of a bull and not try to move, you honestly cant complain when your spine looks like fucked up spaghetti

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  •   luvthick April 2, 2019

    "No Bullshit!" Edition!

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  • houndog35 April 3, 2019

    https://youtu.be/14KTu4i27j8

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    •   ketamine<3 April 3, 2019

      @houndog35 I still have that episode on VHS somewhere in a box. I grew up watching that stuff lol!

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      • houndog35 April 3, 2019

        @ketamine<3 So did I,, LOL !!!!

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  • peaks April 3, 2019

    ON SALE Tonight!

    Tenderized Idiots seasoned with shit and piss.

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  •   nybadguy April 3, 2019

    Why they letting the bull hit them wtf is going on there lol

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  • wahboi April 4, 2019

    That guy going against the gang had some fucking ballsssss

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  • myfaceisherseat April 6, 2019

    Spitters are quitters

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  •   hatchetface April 8, 2019

    Bah, walk it off bitches

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