First video was wild
Explaining to your wife how your finger got aids
It wasn't until my finger started to smell and turn black that I had to come up with a lame excuse! Ih ope she didn't catch anything from me fingering her last week!
HJ247 photo bombing that chick on the beach is priceless!!
* this is one of the best compilations from beginning to end you've ever done, Mr. CS. Funny as hell. Great editing and sound FX. If you think I'm kissing ass, fuck off. Credit where credit is due.
No, but you suck ass though!
WRONG, YOU SUCK HJ247's ASS
@burfurger and @HJ247 ...
This is juan of the breast cumpilations from begging it to end that you've never done, Mr. CS. funny a smell. Grape eating a pound SEX. If you stink mayan kissed ass, fuck off. Credick where credick is stew.
Guess the last guy wanted to get some on his way outta this world.
When he said "nurse, my head is aching" they gave him 2 panadol and said "you'll have to sort it out yourself"
Guess she didn't realise which head.
Dude is so old he'll probably just shoot out a cloud of dust.
@burfurger He's trying to come and go at the same time
@burfurger he’d go to cum but his old cock has the dry heaves
LOL!! Blork blork blork...
@burfurger like a cat hacking up a fucking fur ball..... hork .... hork...hooork... Blargh! But dust in the wind
@burfurger THAT's what that is.... Hey HJ247!
He's re-living his sea cruise.
@burfurger So he's off riding whales again?
See.... Mermen do exist!
Looked more like a Pufferman to me @airsporter
Fappin is the best medicine
Ain't it though?
That last one though...He was like, "Fuck it , let me nut one last time before I die."
@kore why not? And I'm sure those sexy ass (female! Fags) nurses helped him achieve that hard on and you know what old men say, never waste a boner!
Yeah, but they don't come cheap and they're covered by Obama care!
I'll have to use that saying, I never heard that before! Thanks!
@erkie yeah it is a quote from Edward Cole : Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
And many older people I know say that yes this is true lol.
That should be "never trust an old fart with low hanging balls"!
@erkie don't all old farts have low hanging balls?
Dude with pampers on?
Looks like he skipped leg day.
And apparently potty training @mr_krabs
Toreal got the moves like Jagger!
He probably blames whitey for his lack of waste evacuation control, too.
They were getting the tranquilizer gun ready for the jacking grandpa...
@apatheticanarchist shit if jacking off in the hospital gets you more drugs I'll have to try that that next time I'm in. They never give you enough.
Haha, yeah you should really test that one out. I'm the same tho, unless its something strong and knocks your ass out, they never give you enough.
@apatheticanarchist I'll get back to you next time I have a major surgery lol. I jacked it last time once they took,the catheter out but I always get a private room outside of critical. Next time I'm gonna lay spread eagle and wait for them to come in.
If you fall on the floor and jerk and squirm and fake epilepsy they give you drugs until you stop or die!
@erkie I'm not good at faking shit. I'm more of a straight up kind of guy. I get some cool nurses that understand that I'm a seasoned drug abuser and give me more.
If you take some drugs and just lie there like in a catatonic state they will give you defibrillation and that will enhance your experience! Far Out!
@erkie oh yeah? Lol... I think I'm good on that one dude.
Big boobs aren’t a condition they’re a blessing.
@mr_krabs for us, I know some gals that hate having huge boobs. But then again so many gals get theirs enhanced so who the fuck knows. Just whip em out!
My ma got hers reduced (true story).
IT hasn't been fun since... (not a true story).
hahaha that fat man on the beach got me
And what exactly did you two do, after he got you @kainabel8866?
@logansrun show on the doll where you touched yourself... lol.
Why can't I just tell you @ketamine<3??
@logansrun I like to watch, that's why.
That was some CrazyShit!
Did anyone notice that the g string might be supporting a hormone reduced tiny dick? It looks a little too lumpy down there!
Man. I'd pound the shit out of that first girl.
This section i like it
I cant watch that one guys knees buckle.....UGH
This made my penis angry