THE ART OF SEDUCTION: CRAZYSHIT STYLE

  • mehofjack April 2, 2019

    First video was wild

    +0 -0
  • ob1 April 2, 2019

    Explaining to your wife how your finger got aids

    +5 -0
    • erkie April 2, 2019

      @ob1

      It wasn't until my finger started to smell and turn black that I had to come up with a lame excuse! Ih ope she didn't catch anything from me fingering her last week!

      +0 -0
  •   burfurger April 2, 2019

    HJ247 photo bombing that chick on the beach is priceless!!

    +7 -0
    •   burfurger April 2, 2019

      @burfurger

      * this is one of the best compilations from beginning to end you've ever done, Mr. CS. Funny as hell. Great editing and sound FX. If you think I'm kissing ass, fuck off. Credit where credit is due.

      +2 -1
      • erkie April 2, 2019

        @burfurger

        No, but you suck ass though!

        +2 -0
        • dickramsey April 3, 2019

          @erkie

          WRONG, YOU SUCK HJ247's ASS

          +0 -0
      • dickramsey April 3, 2019

        @burfurger and @HJ247 ...

        This is juan of the breast cumpilations from begging it to end that you've never done, Mr. CS. funny a smell. Grape eating a pound SEX. If you stink mayan kissed ass, fuck off. Credick where credick is stew.

        +1 -0
  •   lafind April 2, 2019

    Guess the last guy wanted to get some on his way outta this world.

    +7 -0
    • farcanal April 2, 2019

      When he said "nurse, my head is aching" they gave him 2 panadol and said "you'll have to sort it out yourself"

      Guess she didn't realise which head.

      +3 -0
    •   burfurger April 2, 2019

      @lafind

      Dude is so old he'll probably just shoot out a cloud of dust.

      +3 -0
      • kore April 2, 2019

        @burfurger He's trying to come and go at the same time

        +8 -0
      • dewgong April 2, 2019

        @burfurger he’d go to cum but his old cock has the dry heaves

        +4 -0
        •   burfurger April 2, 2019

          @dewgong

          LOL!! Blork blork blork...

          +2 -0
          • dewgong April 3, 2019

            @burfurger like a cat hacking up a fucking fur ball..... hork .... hork...hooork... Blargh! But dust in the wind

            +0 -0
      •   lafind April 2, 2019

        @burfurger THAT's what that is.... Hey HJ247!

        +1 -0
        •   burfurger April 2, 2019

          @lafind

          He's re-living his sea cruise.

          +0 -0
          •   lafind April 3, 2019

            @burfurger So he's off riding whales again?

            +0 -0
  • airsporter April 2, 2019

    See.... Mermen do exist!

    +2 -0
    • logansrun April 2, 2019

      Looked more like a Pufferman to me @airsporter

      +0 -1
  • ballzack April 2, 2019

    Fappin is the best medicine

    +7 -0
  • kore April 2, 2019

    That last one though...He was like, "Fuck it , let me nut one last time before I die."

    +3 -0
    •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

      @kore why not? And I'm sure those sexy ass (female! Fags) nurses helped him achieve that hard on and you know what old men say, never waste a boner!

      +1 -0
      • erkie April 2, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Yeah, but they don't come cheap and they're covered by Obama care!

        I'll have to use that saying, I never heard that before! Thanks!

        +1 -0
        •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

          @erkie yeah it is a quote from Edward Cole : Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

          And many older people I know say that yes this is true lol.

          +3 -0
          • erkie April 3, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            That should be "never trust an old fart with low hanging balls"!

            +0 -0
            •   ketamine<3 April 3, 2019

              @erkie don't all old farts have low hanging balls?

              +0 -0
  • 72jayd April 2, 2019

    Dude with pampers on?

    +0 -0
    •   mr_krabs April 2, 2019

      @72jayd

      Looks like he skipped leg day.

      +0 -0
      • logansrun April 2, 2019

        And apparently potty training @mr_krabs

        +0 -0
  • bluewaffle-maker April 2, 2019

    Noice

    +0 -0
  •   ouch April 2, 2019

    Toreal got the moves like Jagger!

    +5 -1
    • uponusall April 2, 2019

      @ouch

      He probably blames whitey for his lack of waste evacuation control, too.

      +1 -0
  • apatheticanarchist April 2, 2019

    They were getting the tranquilizer gun ready for the jacking grandpa...

    +4 -0
    •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist shit if jacking off in the hospital gets you more drugs I'll have to try that that next time I'm in. They never give you enough.

      +4 -0
      • apatheticanarchist April 2, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Haha, yeah you should really test that one out. I'm the same tho, unless its something strong and knocks your ass out, they never give you enough.

        +1 -0
        •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist I'll get back to you next time I have a major surgery lol. I jacked it last time once they took,the catheter out but I always get a private room outside of critical. Next time I'm gonna lay spread eagle and wait for them to come in.

          +0 -0
      • erkie April 2, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        If you fall on the floor and jerk and squirm and fake epilepsy they give you drugs until you stop or die!

        +1 -1
        •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

          @erkie I'm not good at faking shit. I'm more of a straight up kind of guy. I get some cool nurses that understand that I'm a seasoned drug abuser and give me more.

          +1 -0
          • erkie April 2, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            If you take some drugs and just lie there like in a catatonic state they will give you defibrillation and that will enhance your experience! Far Out!

            +1 -0
            •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

              @erkie oh yeah? Lol... I think I'm good on that one dude.

              +1 -0
  •   mr_krabs April 2, 2019

    Big boobs aren’t a condition they’re a blessing.

    +4 -0
    •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

      @mr_krabs for us, I know some gals that hate having huge boobs. But then again so many gals get theirs enhanced so who the fuck knows. Just whip em out!

      +1 -0
    • uponusall April 2, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      My ma got hers reduced (true story).

      IT hasn't been fun since... (not a true story).

      +1 -0
  • kainabel8866 April 2, 2019

    hahaha that fat man on the beach got me

    +1 -0
    • logansrun April 2, 2019

      And what exactly did you two do, after he got you @kainabel8866?

      +2 -2
      •   ketamine<3 April 2, 2019

        @logansrun show on the doll where you touched yourself... lol.

        +0 -0
        • logansrun April 2, 2019

          Why can't I just tell you @ketamine<3??

          +0 -0
          •   ketamine<3 April 3, 2019

            @logansrun I like to watch, that's why.

            +0 -0
  •   luvthick April 2, 2019

    That was some CrazyShit!

    +0 -0
  • erkie April 3, 2019

    Did anyone notice that the g string might be supporting a hormone reduced tiny dick? It looks a little too lumpy down there!

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy April 3, 2019

    Man. I'd pound the shit out of that first girl.

    +0 -0
  • hardyan April 5, 2019

    This section i like it

    +0 -0
  • guardian_28 April 7, 2019

    I cant watch that one guys knees buckle.....UGH

    +0 -0
  •   hatchetface April 8, 2019

    This made my penis angry

    +0 -0
Live Cams
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories User Uploads Login Register