16 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU

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  •   mr_krabs April 5, 2019

    If that was Banksy those guys crotch’s are now worth a lot of money.

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    •   sarge07 April 5, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      useless as banksey

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    • kaevman April 6, 2019

      @mr_krabs wait....what in the fuck was that?

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  • bigsmokey86 April 5, 2019

    Call an ambulance for the ambulance.

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    • creamofsumyungguy April 5, 2019

      @bigsmokey86 what would be the point? Their bodies are now in 80 different places they didn’t survive

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  • gromet April 5, 2019

    Spray it black so it gets bigger?? Can’t fault the logic really I suppose

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    • arty1970 April 5, 2019

      @gromet I tied a rock to mine once, to try to stretch it.... It worked, after a week, it started to go black.

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      • erkie April 5, 2019

        @arty1970

        Once you go black it never comes back! It will eventually fall off!

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    •   sarge07 April 5, 2019

      @gromet

      talk to mr. krabs about making your dick longer

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      • erkie April 5, 2019

        @sarge07

        Does he have a black dick too?

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        • letmefindout April 5, 2019

          @erkie

          No, just a vicious back hand stroke.

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          • erkie April 6, 2019

            @letmefindout

            Ha! That's a stretch!

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        •   sarge07 April 5, 2019

          @erkie

          ask about his sleeping bag

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          • erkie April 6, 2019

            @sarge07

            I would , but he's too krabby!

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  • arty1970 April 5, 2019

    (i) Get stuck on a level crossing - drive right through the barrier, it's as flimsy AF, a train; not-so-much.

    (ii) What the absolute fuck was going on at the end there??

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    •   ketamine<3 April 5, 2019

      @arty1970 the description of that one in the user uploads is they are taggers that got caught so they did that to them.

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    • starrplatinum April 7, 2019

      @arty1970

      (i) Thought the same thing. Choose between a 2.5 Kilo piece of lumber or a 25000 Kilo (probably WAY heavier) freight train? FUCK that barrier, I'm driving through.

      @ketamine<3

      (ii) cool, thanks for the explanation - seemed really stupid at first. Now I know it was even more stupid. ;P

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  •   felterupgood April 5, 2019

    I rather have black balls than blue balls.

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    • uponusall April 5, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Totally disagree. That would mean being black rather than going w/out vaheejee for a while. I'm gonna ride this white thing out till the end, thank you very much.

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      •   felterupgood April 6, 2019

        @uponusall

        Im sure you know that's what Chris rock said about the crippled white waiter.

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        • uponusall April 6, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Refresh my memory...

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          •   felterupgood April 9, 2019

            @uponusall

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJmvfbDdhFg

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    • cazaly April 5, 2019

      @felterupgood I hope that’s etch primer, that’s a bitch to get off your hands .. I reckon the old wedding tackle might present a challenge.. lol

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    • erkie April 5, 2019

      @felterupgood

      The better to see the bugs crawling around down there!

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  • uponusall April 5, 2019

    Something about that girl and her snake.

    Smiling when she gets bit... wild broad.

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  • erkie April 5, 2019

    Black dick? They were just marking their territory! How gay is that?! This happens all the time in East L.A.! In Mexico the cartel would just hack it off with a dull machete!

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  • cazaly April 5, 2019

    Somebody call an Ambulance! Oh wait....

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  • bearded_misfit April 5, 2019

    I don’t get the last part.

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    • letmefindout April 5, 2019

      @bearded_misfit

      To err is human, to forgive is beyond the purview of Crazy Shit.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 5, 2019

    At the end, WTF?

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  • erkie April 5, 2019

    The last one: If he had any balls he should have kicked that nigger in the face taken the spray paint and sprayed the nigger's face! Then he really would have a black face and not a mixed breed version of it! The last guy seemed that he was starting to get off on it! Gay!

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  • therockbalancer April 5, 2019

    hey i dont know why women and effeminate men cant master this, but when you go off a ledge with a bike, you gotta pull up on the bars a little so your front tire lands around the same time as your back tire. *the more you know

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    • donjonneau April 8, 2019

      @therockbalancer Is that Nigga-Hero-brine?

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  • houndog35 April 5, 2019

    New from Mexican Maco,, Our new black acrylic clear coat

    paint job only $4.99 !!!

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  • kore April 5, 2019

    Lmao... Even painted hi ass hole black....WTF

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  •   lafind April 5, 2019

    We're going to need a ambulance, oh wait.

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    • airsporter April 5, 2019

      @lafind The Ambulance Driver was hitting the Laughing gas in a lay-by just prior.

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  • I hope they know painting there dong’s black won’t make them bigger

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  • missippwindchimemaker April 5, 2019

    Spray painting black just lowers their IQ by 100 points

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  •   burfurger April 5, 2019

    Last group of people listened to the Rolling Stones too much.

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  • maga2020 April 5, 2019

    Polish ambulance drivers are like chinese drivers the rest belongs in the what da....department.

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  • airsporter April 5, 2019

    Weve used dye in Yorkshire for years and years to see how many Ewes have been 'covered'.

    ( I know how sensitive ths Site can be to the pure Anglo Saxon)

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  • bigblackhead April 5, 2019

    I like the snake chick , smiling with a asp biting her ...so I guess bat in her turd cave is funny too ! nice

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  • ss24 April 5, 2019

    Just because it's black doesn't mean it's long!!!!!

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  • fiddledeedee April 5, 2019

    Did he spray that guy's asshole with black Flex Seal?

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  •   luvthick April 6, 2019

    "Failed Logic!" Edition!

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  • unklebuk April 6, 2019

    The things some people do to be hung like a black man

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  • erkie April 6, 2019

    Our DMV is almost as stupid as an Asian DMV, you never give an Asian a driver's license they can't drive a car right much less a motorcycle! They have a distorted view of reality !

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  • yohanpalych April 6, 2019

    I love this rubric

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  • frenzy82 April 7, 2019

    Wtf was that at the fucking end,man?!

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  •   hatchetface April 8, 2019

    I want icecream

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  • donjonneau April 8, 2019

    Those guys asshole should be in the “what the fuck was that?”

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  • mindfrot April 9, 2019

    dat balls paiting ....

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  • jackhermiz April 10, 2019

    Painting by Davinci

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  • fatassdrew April 15, 2019

    I don't understand the last one, spray the dick? how is that a punishment?

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  • donald trump April 26, 2019

    What is the purpose of painting dicks black?

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