WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MASTURBATE TO?

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  • intylerwetrust April 5, 2019

    What in the fuck was that?!

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    • letmefindout April 5, 2019

      @intylerwetrust

      Click bait?

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      • fiddledeedee April 5, 2019

        @letmefindout

        I like what you did there

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    • chained cat April 5, 2019

      @intylerwetrust That twitching around on the floor my young apprentice was called the dying fly

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    • mehofjack April 6, 2019

      @intylerwetrust good acting

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  •   mr_krabs April 5, 2019

    He should’ve just pressed the off button then dumped the body.

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    • uponusall April 5, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      No dumping necessary. She would have just evaporated into thin air. But a little more utilization of this here magic contraption is in order.

      Wouldn't you agree?

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      •   wallawilly April 5, 2019

        @uponusall

        A 55gal drum of hydfoflouric acid would do..

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        •   hatchetface April 8, 2019

          @wallawilly not sure what hydfoflouric acid? We just get the regular hydrochloric and sulphuric acid here in Canada so I resort to the deep freeze and woodchipper technique... Chumming lake Huron since 82 you drippy bummed analwhores

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  • mclovin510 April 5, 2019

    Drugs are bad.

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  •   felterupgood April 5, 2019

    Nice ass.. I would have used the sleep button.

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  • erkie April 5, 2019

    I can only wish that I had that much control over women!

    Just think if we could do this there would be a lot of peace and quiet around the house and domestic violence would be at a minimum!

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  • erkie April 5, 2019

    She has an inflated ego! Oh yeah, her tits too!

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  • bearded_misfit April 5, 2019

    If only it where that easy.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 5, 2019

    Like most, crazy.

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    •   wallawilly April 5, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Especially the one's who nag ya about eating at Subway...

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  • erkie April 5, 2019

    Push fast forward so we can finish at the same time! I just want her to keep up with me!

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  • apatheticanarchist April 5, 2019

    Every man needs a remote like that!

    And I still want a divorce too bitch...

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  • mfdvr007 April 5, 2019

    That's a billion dollar remote if it would've been real

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  • willisdickfit8814 April 5, 2019

    Wonder what happens when ya hit netflix button

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  • candle April 5, 2019

    Never gonna learn that porn doesn't need a plot to be successful.

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  • xxcrackerjackxx April 5, 2019

    It got me hard

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  •   lafind April 5, 2019

    I really need one of these remotes.

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    • chained cat April 5, 2019

      @lafind I used to like watching Dr Phil

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  • wpginterceptor April 5, 2019

    I have the same remote and it sure don't do that!!

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  • fizzel April 5, 2019

    Her name is Krissy Lynn.

    A little demented but has a fucking A ++ body

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    • radleigh April 5, 2019

      @fizzel didnt know her but for sure she's a good piglet to stuff ! thx for the info

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      • fizzel April 5, 2019

        @radleigh my pressure bud

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  •   burfurger April 5, 2019

    So, how do you turn on the TV then?

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  •   ouch April 5, 2019

    CS needs to stop hiring interns!

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  • radleigh April 5, 2019

    Fuck need the same but cant find it on Amazon.com !

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  • airsporter April 5, 2019

    If you took 10 of these people and put them in a Natural environment as opposed to man made......

    I wonder how many would be left after a Week.

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  • skippy joe pippy April 5, 2019

    Dumb as hell.

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  • onlycomments April 5, 2019

    where can i get that controller ?

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  • tbag April 5, 2019

    White girls!! Please stop trying to bounce your flat ass!! I'm white and it's embarrassing to our race,. Now if a lady of color wants to do it I say have at it brown sugar

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  • fiddledeedee April 5, 2019

    I'd point the remote at her tits and increase the volume up all the way.

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  • yourfatmother April 6, 2019

    Only Samsung remote can do stuff like that

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  •   luvthick April 6, 2019

    Bony Asses are not Designed for Twerking!

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  • cubbage April 6, 2019

    There's a few buttons I'd like to add.

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  •   HJ247 April 6, 2019

    Definition of a "butter face"...

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  • 2lolo April 6, 2019

    HE DID ALL THAT SHIT TO HER ANS DIDN'T FUCK HER.???? GAY.!!!!!

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  • bigblackhead April 6, 2019

    Fuck her right in the PUSSY

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  • guardian_28 April 7, 2019

    Well she is cute an all but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ?!?!?

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  • frenzy82 April 7, 2019

    White people do the weirdest shit. Marry animals,trees,relatives and seek weird sexual gratification by getting kicked in the balls.

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  • jackhermiz April 10, 2019

    Remote control 2079 available at Walmart includes batteries

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