Combining Uber and Uber Eats ain't a bad idea. Now, add in Uber Penicillin and Uber Excuses and it might all work out..
@wallawilly Uber AIDS ?
Then ya gotta add in Uber AZT..
@wallawilly @cazaly You both make me so proud to be apart of the CS peanut gallery.
@intylerwetrust I'm a uber driver and I wish that happens too me one day
@mehofjack if you wear the mini skirt and a tube top I'm sure a member or two wouldn't mind motorboating your ass!
Now, that's a liberal news channel.
And an A1 Uber customer.
Taxicab Confessions. That sloppy loose pussy has a tale to tell.
FCK news or Faked News! She's cute so I guess I'll let it slide.
@erkie Sometimes CNN doesn't display correctly on other sites.......ALLEGEDLY!
It doesn't surprise me!
Was that Asian correspondent Trisha Takanawa?
Did you grab ahold of yer junk when you watched? You are part of a secret society now sir. If need be, you will die protecting yer:
@wallawilly I was worried for dude the way she was fucking if she came up a little too high she was gonna snap his junk in half.
@mr_krabs sure was right after the report she was critiqued by her mother in the van
I don't know , maybe if she took off her clothes and I see a distinguishing mark I will recognized her! I've only seen her with her clothes off and all Asians look a like!
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@luvkebabs I don't think you can call it that anymore....You need to say "That's a porn filming?"
I'd like to bounce her on my knee.
LOL... Cute little whore is fine being a whore until she found out she's being recorded.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Then she is pissed for not giving an over the top cam whore orgasm.
Hey, if that ugly bastard can get in on the slut action I'll be sending my Uber application in later today.
That wud be total anarchy! ;-)
@apatheticanarchist He use to bang his friend's daughter while his daughter was being banged by his friend beside him. I think they call it Daughter Swap. OR that was fake and this was too but it is on the internet soooooo.
Linda Lovelace does better acting
@mfdvr007 Showing your Age now!
@airsporter early 80's porn was gold, too bad the bush disappeared
This is dumber then she is
Looks directly at the camera several times. Seems shocked to find it at the end.
I was wondering what happened to Jon Lovitz
@giggity666 holy shit it looks exactly like him lol
new coming to a ride near you, Uber Fucks.
he didn't charge her for the ride and she acts like this... absurd!
Ass grass or gass Nobody Rides For Free
If that cro-magnun foreheaded ogre can get laid, there's hope for the rest of you.
@burfurger Ha +
' Magnon.. magnon'.. Magnum is gunsy.
Picky picky picky. so a tapped the wrong letter on the tablet. Sooooooorrrrrr-eeeeee!
I remember the ancient history of man. First we had the Cro-Magnons, which had heads like crows, and then came the Fillet Mignons, rather beefy individuals who had a great stake in establishing future genetic growth of mankind. Later still, came the Thomas Magnum, a suave version of man who was named --not so subtly -- after a large caliber weapon, implying his schlong was massively magnum-like. I won't even begin to discuss William Conrad, who portrayed a private dick in "Cannon."
Before the Crow-Magnons came a primitive people who, sadly, have never evolved, and they are from the Detroit area. I may have missed a couple facts along the way, but this is verbatim from my Fuckin Wagnalls Encyclopedia.
@fiddledeedee Your knowledge is vastly superior! I salute you.
(I had forgotten all about the balding Frank Cannon who got all out of breath and sweaty just getting out of his car!)
@fiddledeedee Just WOW + 666
I Wish This Video Was True.!!!! I Would Drive For UBER.... But I SeenThe Note, FAKE.!!!!!
@2lolo You know as well as I do that you would get the crazy bitch that would lure you into an area where her boyfriend would be waiting to harvest your organs.
WOW CS is scraping the bottom of the barrel with this bullshit!
They were scraping the bottom of the barrel on March 15, 2007 too.
@crazyshit-Cory H. That's a paddln
What about on August 19, 2012...?
Bad mouthing CS is a punishable offense!! We'll see you in the Star Chamber!
Thats it I'm getting my drivers license today !
How the fuck does the driver see though that small shitty rear view window? Especially with passengers in.?
Its worse than my Civic FN2.
@airsporter Because it’s P$RN$GRAPHY, not homemade scandal sex...
Lucky day for that old creep.
Video submitted as evidence then he is going to get off with all charges dropped, I did not see anything she didn't want to do.
FCK NEWS, FOX NEWS, FAKE NEWS it's all the same SHIT!
Happens to me all the time...
You get all your rides for free. Lol
she's no actress and he's a stinky looking candy shop owner
@bigblackhead You’re suffering from myopia OR you just don’t know when a woman fakes a pleasure reaction. In both cases, you need help LOL!
I do uber don't laugh that's how I get most my victims/girlfriends
@hatchetface I didn’t laugh but it was dumb so don’t take me lightly.
I almost believed this hahaha
Usual porn shit.
She does tip the driver before exiting the vehicle