THE LIFE OF AN UBER DRIVER

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  • intylerwetrust April 5, 2019

    1:30 lulz

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    •   wallawilly April 5, 2019

      Combining Uber and Uber Eats ain't a bad idea. Now, add in Uber Penicillin and Uber Excuses and it might all work out..

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      • cazaly April 5, 2019

        @wallawilly Uber AIDS ?

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        •   wallawilly April 5, 2019

          @cazaly

          +++

          Then ya gotta add in Uber AZT..

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          • intylerwetrust April 5, 2019

            @wallawilly @cazaly You both make me so proud to be apart of the CS peanut gallery.

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    • mehofjack April 6, 2019

      @intylerwetrust I'm a uber driver and I wish that happens too me one day

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      •   mordecai April 6, 2019

        @mehofjack if you wear the mini skirt and a tube top I'm sure a member or two wouldn't mind motorboating your ass!

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  • uponusall April 5, 2019

    Now, that's a liberal news channel.

    And an A1 Uber customer.

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    • letmefindout April 5, 2019

      @uponusall

      Taxicab Confessions. That sloppy loose pussy has a tale to tell.

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  • erkie April 5, 2019

    FCK news or Faked News! She's cute so I guess I'll let it slide.

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    • uponusall April 5, 2019

      @erkie

      FuCK News

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      • erkie April 6, 2019

        @uponusall

        Yep!

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    • deadpen April 5, 2019

      @erkie Sometimes CNN doesn't display correctly on other sites.......ALLEGEDLY!

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      • erkie April 6, 2019

        @deadpen

        It doesn't surprise me!

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  •   mr_krabs April 5, 2019

    Was that Asian correspondent Trisha Takanawa?

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    •   wallawilly April 5, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      Did you grab ahold of yer junk when you watched? You are part of a secret society now sir. If need be, you will die protecting yer:

      V-ery

      I-mportant

      P-enis

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      •   happyjack April 6, 2019

        @wallawilly I was worried for dude the way she was fucking if she came up a little too high she was gonna snap his junk in half.

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    • willisdickfit8814 April 5, 2019

      @mr_krabs sure was right after the report she was critiqued by her mother in the van

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    • erkie April 6, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      I don't know , maybe if she took off her clothes and I see a distinguishing mark I will recognized her! I've only seen her with her clothes off and all Asians look a like!

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  • luvkebabs April 5, 2019

    This comment has been deleted

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    • deadpen April 5, 2019

      @luvkebabs I don't think you can call it that anymore....You need to say "That's a porn filming?"

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  • ucanthandleit April 5, 2019

    I'd like to bounce her on my knee.

    My weenie!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 5, 2019

    LOL... Cute little whore is fine being a whore until she found out she's being recorded.

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    • deadpen April 5, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Then she is pissed for not giving an over the top cam whore orgasm.

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  • apatheticanarchist April 5, 2019

    Hey, if that ugly bastard can get in on the slut action I'll be sending my Uber application in later today.

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    •   wallawilly April 5, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      That wud be total anarchy! ;-)

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    • deadpen April 5, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist He use to bang his friend's daughter while his daughter was being banged by his friend beside him. I think they call it Daughter Swap. OR that was fake and this was too but it is on the internet soooooo.

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  • mfdvr007 April 5, 2019

    Linda Lovelace does better acting

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    • airsporter April 5, 2019

      @mfdvr007 Showing your Age now!

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      • mfdvr007 April 7, 2019

        @airsporter early 80's porn was gold, too bad the bush disappeared

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  • carjackstheclown April 5, 2019

    This is dumber then she is

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  • candle April 5, 2019

    Looks directly at the camera several times. Seems shocked to find it at the end.

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  • giggity666 April 5, 2019

    I was wondering what happened to Jon Lovitz

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    • captsumtingwong April 5, 2019

      @giggity666 holy shit it looks exactly like him lol

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  •   lafind April 5, 2019

    new coming to a ride near you, Uber Fucks.

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  • wpginterceptor April 5, 2019

    he didn't charge her for the ride and she acts like this... absurd!

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  • missippwindchimemaker April 5, 2019

    Ass grass or gass Nobody Rides For Free

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  • fizzel April 5, 2019

    Mom???

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  •   burfurger April 5, 2019

    If that cro-magnun foreheaded ogre can get laid, there's hope for the rest of you.

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    • airsporter April 5, 2019

      @burfurger Ha +

      ' Magnon.. magnon'.. Magnum is gunsy.

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      •   burfurger April 5, 2019

        @airsporter

        Picky picky picky. so a tapped the wrong letter on the tablet. Sooooooorrrrrr-eeeeee!

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      • fiddledeedee April 6, 2019

        @airsporter

        I remember the ancient history of man. First we had the Cro-Magnons, which had heads like crows, and then came the Fillet Mignons, rather beefy individuals who had a great stake in establishing future genetic growth of mankind. Later still, came the Thomas Magnum, a suave version of man who was named --not so subtly -- after a large caliber weapon, implying his schlong was massively magnum-like. I won't even begin to discuss William Conrad, who portrayed a private dick in "Cannon."

        Before the Crow-Magnons came a primitive people who, sadly, have never evolved, and they are from the Detroit area. I may have missed a couple facts along the way, but this is verbatim from my Fuckin Wagnalls Encyclopedia.

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        • airsporter April 6, 2019

          @fiddledeedee Your knowledge is vastly superior! I salute you.

          (I had forgotten all about the balding Frank Cannon who got all out of breath and sweaty just getting out of his car!)

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        • donjonneau April 10, 2019

          @fiddledeedee Just WOW + 666

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  • 2lolo April 5, 2019

    I Wish This Video Was True.!!!! I Would Drive For UBER.... But I SeenThe Note, FAKE.!!!!!

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    • deadpen April 5, 2019

      @2lolo You know as well as I do that you would get the crazy bitch that would lure you into an area where her boyfriend would be waiting to harvest your organs.

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  •   ouch April 5, 2019

    WOW CS is scraping the bottom of the barrel with this bullshit!

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 5, 2019

      @ouch,

      They were scraping the bottom of the barrel on March 15, 2007 too.

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      •   ouch April 5, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. That's a paddln

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      •   HJ247 April 6, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        What about on August 19, 2012...?

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    •   burfurger April 5, 2019

      @ouch

      Bad mouthing CS is a punishable offense!! We'll see you in the Star Chamber!

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  • the man April 5, 2019

    Thats it I'm getting my drivers license today !

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  • airsporter April 5, 2019

    How the fuck does the driver see though that small shitty rear view window? Especially with passengers in.?

    Its worse than my Civic FN2.

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    • donjonneau April 10, 2019

      @airsporter Because it’s P$RN$GRAPHY, not homemade scandal sex...

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  • skippy joe pippy April 5, 2019

    Lucky day for that old creep.

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  • deadpen April 5, 2019

    Video submitted as evidence then he is going to get off with all charges dropped, I did not see anything she didn't want to do.

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  •   spider-man April 5, 2019

    Needle dick

    Needle dick

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  •   luvthick April 6, 2019

    FCK NEWS, FOX NEWS, FAKE NEWS it's all the same SHIT!

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  •   HJ247 April 6, 2019

    Happens to me all the time...

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    •   mr_krabs April 6, 2019

      @HJ247

      You get all your rides for free. Lol

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  • bigblackhead April 6, 2019

    she's no actress and he's a stinky looking candy shop owner

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    • donjonneau April 10, 2019

      @bigblackhead You’re suffering from myopia OR you just don’t know when a woman fakes a pleasure reaction. In both cases, you need help LOL!

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  •   hatchetface April 8, 2019

    I do uber don't laugh that's how I get most my victims/girlfriends

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    • donjonneau April 10, 2019

      @hatchetface I didn’t laugh but it was dumb so don’t take me lightly.

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  • cash me outside April 8, 2019

    I almost believed this hahaha

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  • donjonneau April 10, 2019

    Usual porn shit.

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  • jackhermiz April 10, 2019

    She does tip the driver before exiting the vehicle

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