LMAO: HITMAN MISSES HIS TARGET AND SHIT HITS THE FAN

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  •   HJ247 April 8, 2019

    Maybe when you're that fat you should try a less demanding line of work...

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    • alohasnackbar April 8, 2019

      @HJ247 captain Lou albano has fallen hard

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    • cazaly April 8, 2019

      @HJ247 he’s found a new job as a punching bag quiet easily.

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  •   mr_krabs April 8, 2019

    It’s a shame the guy holding the chair didn’t get to use it, he could’ve said something cool like “have a seat motherfucker!”

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  •   burfurger April 8, 2019

    It's like Dave's Cheap Ass Chair Emporium in there.

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  •   hatchetface April 8, 2019

    Serious question. Are the burgers okay?

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 8, 2019

    Fuck yeah. Dumbo drop.

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  • ballzack April 8, 2019

    Fuck! I really wanted to see the chair make contact with the guy and smash into Pieces.

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    • uponusall April 8, 2019

      @ballzack

      It probably would have bounced off of that fatbody and shot back into the dude's face.

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  • 72jayd April 8, 2019

    Finally. Team up and beat those assholes.

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  • apatheticanarchist April 8, 2019

    Maybe don't hire such a fat fuck hitman?

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  •   lafind April 8, 2019

    Wad da fuk, he only have a single shot pistol?

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    • sajvatron April 8, 2019

      @lafind lousy ass trigger finger

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  • enemabandit April 8, 2019

    Normally, he isn't the guy shooting people. He is the one who eats the corpses for the cartel.

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  • airsporter April 8, 2019

    The bloke in blues dayjob is a furniture remover.

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  • efman April 8, 2019

    YOURE IN A FUKKING RESTAURANT!! GRAB A KNIFE!!!1

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  •   ketamine<3 April 8, 2019

    Why the fuck did he pull his gun out and cock it right there so they spotted him? That's where he fucked up. If he had it ready to go, walked up, pulled it out and shot he might have pulled it off.

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    • erkie April 8, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Because he didn't want to shoot himself in the foot or anywhere else!

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    • peaks April 8, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      That's why I prefer high caliber revolvers.

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  •   ouch April 8, 2019

    DERP

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  • cash me outside April 8, 2019

    Chair-rific!

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  • dadeviant April 8, 2019

    Maybe don't eat the rounds before an assassination

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  •   sarge07 April 8, 2019

    The 21 foot rule is a myth

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  • erkie April 8, 2019

    The guy thought " hey if I hold a chair over my head maybe I won't get hit by a bullet, it's got to be better than hiding under a table"!

    Or maybe it was a fashion statement and he wanted to start a new trend!

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  • skippy joe pippy April 8, 2019

    Shoulda shot all three of 'em, Chubbs.

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  • erkie April 8, 2019

    Mr French getting even on his gay lover for cheating on him!

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  • cubbage April 8, 2019

    His hands are probably too fat to successfully operate a gun.

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  • carlspackler April 8, 2019

    He failed because he wasn't wearing a helmet.

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  • tuffey April 8, 2019

    Hit man? More like Miss man.

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  •   zealant April 8, 2019

    Got a gun and runs. What a fat punk bitch.

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  • doc_ock April 8, 2019

    He should have watched The Godfather and learned how to do it right.

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  • forcekeen April 8, 2019

    Ahahah piece of shit

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  •   spider-man April 8, 2019

    Awww no chair blast

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  • fiddledeedee April 9, 2019

    Looks like someone got promised free ice-cream for life if they did the hit.

    That said, that fluorescent pink shirt blends in so well with the crowd.

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  • gromet April 9, 2019

    That’s one serious game of musical chairs right there.

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  • vivalamigra April 9, 2019

    It's odd how they leave all of that sort of behavior at the border before they jump it.

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  • neilgodfreyy2k April 9, 2019

    I think the guy he was aiming for did take a bullet. you see him in top right corner on the ground at the end. maybe just in the arm?

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  • nesty April 9, 2019

    The hitman unliked this video

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  • deadpen April 9, 2019

    He did his job right? A hit man is a man you hit correct?

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  • donjonneau April 10, 2019

    This is almost the kind of shit you could see in PS2’s Bully...

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  • mfdvr007 April 10, 2019

    His last day as a hit man, tomorrow is Mcd's

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  • bigblackhead April 10, 2019

    That's Frank from American pickers , now he sucks at two thing ffs

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  • frank n. stein April 12, 2019

    Yay! They got the bad guy!

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