If salads make her mad then lay your dick on the table.
@72jayd and put a cherry tomato right on the tip.
@72jayd nah dude then the whole house will smell like rotten bologna afterwards. A woman like that will ripen quite nicely given any type of excursion.
Fat man's first day at the fitness center. And last. He's just gonna stay fat and take his chances with cholesterol.
Hahaha I love videos that have that song as the ending. Fucking perfect.
@ketamine<3 fuck n A
That treadmill dude was probably too afraid to run in the street because of getting hit by a fucked up driver.
If so, then this poor sap's anthem should be...
in the words of the late, great Albert King:
"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck. If it wasn't for real bad luck — I wouldn't haaave no luck at all."
New? Inside? First? Limited?
I think he means "Typical Dumb Nigger"
I think you need a new tune! You're beyond played out now!
People just don't have any creativity anymore!
Sorry. Those are the first things that popped into my mind.
I'm not referring to you.
Fuck yea, for once the citizens will get to patronize and humiliate a cop about the dangers of doing a wheelie! LOL
Every policeman thinks they have the best common sense installed in their heads when they get a badge. Irritating cunts.
Metropolis police found Supermans dirt bike abandoned ... He should have never attempted to ride it ,cuz clearly he had no clue how to... He just got taught a lesson on what a two stroke power band is all about....
Nice to see that cops bounce too, always thought they were some hard mutherfuckers.
I could feel fattys gravitational pull through my phone.
Loool The guy on the treadmill couldn't run even if his life depends on it!
Seeing a cops face bounce off the pavement always puts a smile on mine...
just what he needs another excuse to never get on a treadmill
The 1 thing they all have in common is they wish they were stunt men in a movie. at least then they would be covered by the insurance!
Someone call Jake -From -State Farm!
Rule of thumb: if there's a white guy getting hurt there's a black guy yelling "hell yeah, hell yeah mother fucker hell yeah, hell yeah.
I smell rotten cooch
Who saw the happy nigger screaming he’ll yea? Fucking lowlife. When his family is dying or something’s wrong he better not dial 911
Typical Gymrat! - Posh Mercedes racing for a parking space closest to the entrance.
Kind of defeats the object - Walk There you Narcissic Bastard!
Head bounces off asphalt & gets up like nothin happened
That cop got his punishment
The grey car before the motorcycle... What happened?!? It looks brutal, but I can’t understand...
@donjonneau It fell off a garage lift and landed on the mechanic
HELL YEAH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! That's just what he needed to hear after busting his ass on the hard asphalt.
Little bitch can’t even handle a 125. Lol
I bet that flat foot fuck lost a tooth or two
I lost my wallet that had $6 in it. My day was way worse