OKAY CRAZYSHIT: WHICH ONE WINS 'ASSHOLE OF THE DAY'?

  •   burfurger April 11, 2019

    What you do with that asshole at the bumper cars is lift that fuck into the electrical grid in the ceiling and watch him fry.

    +20 -1
    • airsporter April 11, 2019

      @burfurger On a wooden stick presumably....

      +11 -0
      • theitalianmob April 11, 2019

        @airsporter up his ass preferably...

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    • curiousone April 11, 2019

      @burfurger

      That would kill you both.

      If you just threw him to the ceiling he wouldn’t complete the circuit. If you held him there you would both get electrocuted.

      +5 -0
      •   lafind April 11, 2019

        @curiousone It's low voltage anyway, like you car battery.

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        • balls_deep April 11, 2019

          @lafind it's not the voltage that kills you..its the amperage...

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          •   lafind April 11, 2019

            @balls_deep Correct but the resistance of your body is high enough to impede the amperage. Like putting a wrench across a car battery, it sparks violently (very low resistance), but you can put your fingers on each pole and nothing happens (very high resistance). Do you know why 600 volts is considered high voltage and 599 volts is not? It is because it has been determined that 600 volts is the EMF required to break the skin, dramatically reducing the resistance and killing you.

            +2 -0
            •   wallawilly April 11, 2019

              @lafind

              Are you a subcontractor for Bob the Builder?

              +1 -0
              •   lafind April 12, 2019

                @wallawilly I wasn't good enough for bob, the government hired me.

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                • i_am_goff April 12, 2019

                  @lafind Doh! Comment of the WEEK!

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            • uponusall April 11, 2019

              @lafind

              Class dismissed...

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            • erkie April 11, 2019

              @lafind

              I knew that, I just wanted to see if you did!

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              •   lafind April 11, 2019

                @erkie Yeah, I know about electricity, I worked for Toledo Electric Company in Ohio when I was 18. We ran service high tension lines and I drove the bucket truck, Then I was an Electronic Technician in the late 80's in California (much better climate) where we troubleshoot major electronic systems and repaired on site, replacing components and micro chips. Now they just swap out the whole computers or modules.

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      •   burfurger April 11, 2019

        @curiousone

        Well, OK then. Just repeatedly run him over with the bumper cars till he's slightly bruised and says "Uncle!".

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        •   lafind April 11, 2019

          @burfurger That would be entertaining.

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    •   wallawilly April 11, 2019

      I thought they were all pretty cool dudes..

      +1 -0
  •   HJ247 April 11, 2019

    I hope number 2 happened with his kids on the bumper car ride! They'll think he's a pussy for the rest of his life for not murdering that fuck head...

    +4 -1
  • mrmk1oo April 11, 2019

    Im gonna say all 3 of them shit stains are assholes

    +12 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 11, 2019

    The first one, for not speaking English.

    +5 -0
    • erkie April 11, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      It's the new English!

      +0 -0
  •   luvthick April 11, 2019

    Three Fucking Assholes!

    +1 -1
  • bigsmokey86 April 11, 2019

    The second guy was a pussy for running away. He should have done something.

    +2 -1
  • uffgoody April 11, 2019

    just dont live in russia

    +4 -0
  • kojaksbozak April 11, 2019

    Vid #1... Hes def the asshole because everyone knows Jabba Da'Hut doesnt carry a wallet...

    +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs April 11, 2019

    The first one for kicking a guy when he’s down. And for having a stupid haircut, dressing like a wannabe gangster and just generally being a colossal cunt.

    +5 -0
    • erkie April 11, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      I bet he smells like a dead fish too!

      +1 -0
      • cubbage April 11, 2019

        @erkie

        And probably smells like 8 day dead ass too!

        +1 -0
    • ob1 April 11, 2019

      @mr_krabs his dad was fucking his mom when he was being delivered.

      +1 -0
  • withoutlube April 11, 2019

    The nigger because on every other day he smells like an asshole all actions aside

    +1 -0
  • dimitry April 11, 2019

    17-year-old Valera in the company of instigators flies on the defenseless teenager who is not able to escape from crowd or to resist to it. 16-year-old Denis removes a slaughter, it is very important to leave the video proof that you are thug among teenagers...

    Now the victim of teenage maximalism in hospital. The guy has a concussion of the 3rd degree and a fracture of a jaw, it is necessary to recover for a long time. And all this because the beaten-off company did not like his hairstyle.

    "A criminal procedure inspection upon causing injuries to the minor in the city of Barabinsk of the Novosibirsk region is carried out. By results of check the proceeding decision will be made" — report in the press service of SU of the IC RF across the Novosibirsk region.

    +2 -0
    •   burfurger April 11, 2019

      @dimitry

      Thanks for the back story, sir! ++1

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly April 11, 2019

        @burfurger

        Sir????

        I'm your huckleberry, bitch!

        +0 -0
    • erkie April 11, 2019

      @dimitry

      Sorry ,I don't read that news report! It's foreign to me!

      +0 -1
  • balls_deep April 11, 2019

    Definitely number one is the biggest assholecause chances are the old guy cant do anything back...but if I were either of the other 2...they would pay...

    +1 -0
    • erkie April 11, 2019

      @balls_deep

      They would pay in bit coins!

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  • apatheticanarchist April 11, 2019

    I guess Mr CS took out the race option on this one by submitting 3 white asshole scumbags...

    +3 -0
    •   ketamine<3 April 11, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist we're ya just gonna say the black guy is the asshole? lol that's funny but fucked up.

      +1 -0
      • apatheticanarchist April 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Nah, just whoever was the biggest asshole. But plenty of people judge everything based on color.

        +2 -0
    • erkie April 11, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      maybe they were blacks in white face! There I just put the race thing back in!

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  •   ouch April 11, 2019

    All of them

    +1 -0
  • redcalx April 11, 2019

    Yup, and cheat at sports cunts

    +0 -0
  • skippy joe pippy April 11, 2019

    Savage assholes.

    +1 -0
    • ob1 April 11, 2019

      @skippy joe pippy just Russian

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  • uponusall April 11, 2019

    Three-way motherfucking tie.

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  • erkie April 11, 2019

    I hear the beat of distant drums! It is ringing in my ears!

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  • erkie April 11, 2019

    I think they all have been watching too much of the 3 stooges and tried it out for themselves with devastating consequences!

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  • erkie April 11, 2019

    The depletion of the O zone can have devastating consequences! Example : see these videos!

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  • intylerwetrust April 11, 2019

    Time to go level 99 keyboard hero here:

    The last clip. If I was the one standing there with the group of "friends" on that guy out of nowhere kicked me in the face and knocked me out. I would wait for a few years to go by and pretend it was cool and I forgave him. Then at the moment I felt he was most trusting. Boom! Baseball bat to both his knees

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    • ob1 April 11, 2019

      @intylerwetrust too right, repeatedly till he's using crutches for life.

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    • fiddledeedee April 12, 2019

      @intylerwetrust

      Don't forget to leave the baseball bat embedded up his asshole for old time's sake. Oh, and I do hope you didn't forget to wind it with barbed wire first.

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  • firmbuttfriendly April 11, 2019

    That's how you skip to the front of the line!

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  • ob1 April 11, 2019

    Germany needs to revisit Russia and bring winter clothes this time

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  •   nybadguy April 11, 2019

    #2

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  • mfdvr007 April 11, 2019

    Shove a .38 up their ass, stop that bully shit cold

    +0 -0
  • juandrama April 12, 2019

    People like this should be thrown into a giant meat grinder and make cheeseburgers out of them and feed the homeless with them same with most of the prison population the world would be a much better place to live..

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  • hairybiker April 12, 2019

    The first one is in Antwerp, Belgium. Two Moroccan muslim cunts decided to beat up a homeless guy. They were caught.

    I don't know what the kicker said before the video but the cameraguy said "dude, he made his choice" then the other starts counting down and kicks him.

    +1 -0
    • fiddledeedee April 12, 2019

      @hairybiker

      They should deport these fucks and their entire families. Might make the parents a bit more accountable for the actions of their psycho spawn.

      +1 -0
      • farcanal April 13, 2019

        ......and then bulldoze the house, just like the Israelis do with the Hamas terrorists.

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  • chinano1 April 12, 2019

    A normal day in Russia

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  • bacchus April 12, 2019

    You guys are all too lenient on the bumper car guy. If I didn’t care about jail ( I love to fuck girls..there aren’t girls there so why live) I would just catch him, bring him to a basement and sucker punch him 12 times a day on the hour every hour for 7 days. Then if he hasn’t died I would let him go

    +0 -0
    • farcanal April 13, 2019

      Yeah no yeah.

      That’s fair

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  • frank n. stein April 12, 2019

    3 way tie, or the last one.

    +0 -0
  • killwhitetrash April 13, 2019

    Dumb Ass Whitey White Trailer Trash Dog Shit

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  • tsetjuu April 13, 2019

    the last one is dead?

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  • crawlingkingsnake April 13, 2019

    A tie

    +0 -0
  • rizenf April 13, 2019

    This is Russia, baby

    +0 -0
  • xxxmass April 14, 2019

    Fuckn Cowards.

    +1 -0
  • go2hellbitch April 15, 2019

    None of these losers deserve to be breathing.

    +0 -0
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