I know where to go next time I can’t find a parking space.
I was hoping some random hand would come in from the left, and pull that damn thing back out, so fast, that it gave her the 'pink sock'
@mr_krabs Whores will do ANYTHING for attention.
I agree with mr_krabs, the next time I'm looking for parking for my Smart car, I'm gonna park it in her ass!!!
@keysersoze9515 dude a smart car ...? you could park a monster truck in this shit.
Couldn't get that last one all the way in? Amateur...
@HJ247 probly a smart move so it doesn't get swallowed up by her pink rose bud..
4 tokens later and that is how I met your Mom.
Daddy...? Is that you...? Why'd you bail on my mommy? I know she was a crack whore... but why...?
She wanted to be a 5 token ho.
Was the pussy tight?
I'm black from the waist down. The pussy is always tight.
@HJ247 this belongs in the fail category.
She should pull that ripcord like she's starting a lawn mower.
She's a keeper. Not really. She obviously cant keep it in her pants...
I'll pass, I tend to avoid shit and cum unless it my own, then once out I avoid it too.
Colostomy bag in her future....
that or a horse diaper
Nasty ASS bjtch
Yuck... 1 2 3 Yuck
I wonder if there are times when she's wiping her ass, that her hand comes back without the toilet paper?
@wallawilly Or that her arm comes back without her hand.
You're implying that her ass ate it?
I guess I'll plus that. I see you trying.
Next you'll have her picking up her car keys with her asshole... but I don't think that asshole can hold anything smaller that a wine bottle.
1...2....3...4... 4 months away from wearing diapers
that poor teddy in the back is scared for life
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I think the word of the day is prolapse.
The kid's got a future as a drug-mule.
Put a futon and a mini fridge in there man your good to go.
@ouch I dont think they rotated enough to qualify as an armature
We use the same toys, she and I :)
We talk about it on Chaturbate sometimes. Don't be such tightasses about it.
Yes - All very Well - But why invariably Teddy Bears?
I'd still hit it.
@insanemonkey Unless you’re hung like a elephant, you’d hit fuck all. It actually looks like she’s been fingered by an elephant.
Imagine trying to fuck that. Never would the phrase ‘Like throwing a sausage down an alley’ be more apt.
@jacksbrokensoul that hallway is HUGE
That's a purdy rosebud!
She does not complain about shitting being hard to do anymore
really ? you think crisco is a good asshole lube .................squeal like a pig Melba
The ol' ball and chain
The best two comments that I liked were the one about a parking space.... as a runner up to this one:
HJ247 April 12, 2019
Help! Somebody pull me out. Oh... nevermind. Just throw me the keys for thi truck!
The future is crazy, man