IMAGINE BEING FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET FOR THIS

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  •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

    I know where to go next time I can’t find a parking space.

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    • farcanal April 12, 2019

      I was hoping some random hand would come in from the left, and pull that damn thing back out, so fast, that it gave her the 'pink sock'

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    • baddogonline April 12, 2019

      @mr_krabs Whores will do ANYTHING for attention.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 12, 2019

    I agree with mr_krabs, the next time I'm looking for parking for my Smart car, I'm gonna park it in her ass!!!

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    • malkolinge April 13, 2019

      @keysersoze9515 dude a smart car ...? you could park a monster truck in this shit.

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  •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

    Couldn't get that last one all the way in? Amateur...

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    •   ketamine<3 April 12, 2019

      @HJ247 probly a smart move so it doesn't get swallowed up by her pink rose bud..

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    • letmefindout April 12, 2019

      @HJ247

      4 tokens later and that is how I met your Mom.

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      •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

        @letmefindout

        Daddy...? Is that you...? Why'd you bail on my mommy? I know she was a crack whore... but why...?

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        • letmefindout April 12, 2019

          @HJ247

          She wanted to be a 5 token ho.

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      •   luvthick April 12, 2019

        @letmefindout

        Was the pussy tight?

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        • letmefindout April 12, 2019

          @luvthick

          I'm black from the waist down. The pussy is always tight.

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    • ob1 April 12, 2019

      @HJ247 this belongs in the fail category.

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  • blumpkin April 12, 2019

    She should pull that ripcord like she's starting a lawn mower.

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  • txdo_msk April 12, 2019

    She's a keeper. Not really. She obviously cant keep it in her pants...

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  •   lafind April 12, 2019

    I'll pass, I tend to avoid shit and cum unless it my own, then once out I avoid it too.

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  • i_am_goff April 12, 2019

    Colostomy bag in her future....

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

      @i_am_goff

      that or a horse diaper

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  • rkelly April 12, 2019

    Nasty ASS bjtch

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  • uponusall April 12, 2019

    Yuck... 1 2 3 Yuck

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  •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

    I wonder if there are times when she's wiping her ass, that her hand comes back without the toilet paper?

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    • jacksbrokensoul April 12, 2019

      @wallawilly Or that her arm comes back without her hand.

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    •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

      @wallawilly

      You're implying that her ass ate it?

      I guess I'll plus that. I see you trying.

      Next you'll have her picking up her car keys with her asshole... but I don't think that asshole can hold anything smaller that a wine bottle.

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  • willisdickfit8814 April 12, 2019

    1...2....3...4... 4 months away from wearing diapers

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  • pickdickle April 12, 2019

    that poor teddy in the back is scared for life

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  • erkie April 12, 2019

    This is a paid advertisement for Ouch's bag of tricks, which you can buy on line in his web store

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  • carlspackler April 12, 2019

    I think the word of the day is prolapse.

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  • skippy joe pippy April 12, 2019

    The kid's got a future as a drug-mule.

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  • calethehuman April 12, 2019

    Put a futon and a mini fridge in there man your good to go.

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  •   ouch April 12, 2019

    Amature

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    • airsporter April 12, 2019

      @ouch I dont think they rotated enough to qualify as an armature

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  • fn5-7_ss190 April 12, 2019

    We use the same toys, she and I :)

    We talk about it on Chaturbate sometimes. Don't be such tightasses about it.

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  • airsporter April 12, 2019

    Yes - All very Well - But why invariably Teddy Bears?

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  • insanemonkey April 12, 2019

    I'd still hit it.

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    • jacksbrokensoul April 12, 2019

      @insanemonkey Unless you’re hung like a elephant, you’d hit fuck all. It actually looks like she’s been fingered by an elephant.

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  • jacksbrokensoul April 12, 2019

    Imagine trying to fuck that. Never would the phrase ‘Like throwing a sausage down an alley’ be more apt.

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    • alohasnackbar April 14, 2019

      @jacksbrokensoul that hallway is HUGE

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  • tuffey April 12, 2019

    That's a purdy rosebud!

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  • jackhermiz April 12, 2019

    She does not complain about shitting being hard to do anymore

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  • bigblackhead April 12, 2019

    really ? you think crisco is a good asshole lube .................squeal like a pig Melba

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  • crawlingkingsnake April 13, 2019

    The ol' ball and chain

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  • fucking_fujoshi April 13, 2019

    impressive

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  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    The best two comments that I liked were the one about a parking space.... as a runner up to this one:

    HJ247 April 12, 2019

    Couldn't get that last one all the way in? Amateur...

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  • sumdumfuk April 14, 2019

    Help! Somebody pull me out. Oh... nevermind. Just throw me the keys for thi truck!

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  •   spider-man April 14, 2019

    The future is crazy, man

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  • jahovah April 16, 2019

    wife material

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