Yup the 1st one is all like, "Looky Me!!" And the 2nd is all like, "I ate too many cookies and I fell asleep with my clothes on." Hellooooo? Can you say Boring?!? No tit or pussy close ups?!?
Attention whoring is boring
Very curious that felter was not included in this post!
I was offered a part but turned it down.
Oh and for the 1st time in my CrazyShit career, let me just add this.
Put that up there with the First time you tossed the salad of a homeless man and it will tie for the same amount of people that give a fuck.
Can it be a homeless woman?
Yeah, I just thought a nasty cock and cheesy shit sandwich would be worse than your option. I didn't think it out that far. Maybe he scored both.
You are the Ebola guy who was around a lot 4 or 5 years ago.?
It's been a wild ride, no?
@felterupgood Ebola guy, Would you care to elaborate? I'm curious now.
I guess Asians throats are narrow like their eyes.
@mr_krabs if she turned it sideways it might have fit.
The first one needs to commit and stop teasing, the second didn't mean too but chocked out on a cookie.
Someone tell the first bitch to go on a vacation and relax. Preferably Brazil, they could show her how it's done properly, especially if she brought that razor with her.
The first one should have used a saw.
Not even the Heimlich maneuver won't help them now!
The first one should have gone on line and asked the cartel how to do it with a dull machete!
@erkie It looks like you suggested some commonly-mexican way of doing it. Those that are more educated, from Europe (peculiarly from Bastille) would better suggest him to use the guillotine.
Quaint but effective!
(2)Those Japanese will try anything to spice up their sex lives! Unfortunately she just had to pig out before hand. Maybe that was their plan?
First one was just a cry for help. Next time do it right you ugly bitch.
So that's how you kill Samara from The Ring.
Knew instantly - 'Look and concentrate on my fucking nails Bitches - I'm only going to flash all 10 twice!'
Did the bitch just commit suicide with a bran muffin?
Pastrycide is real.
the first one just wants to be like the Kurgan but Sean Connery refused to help him out with it.
How long b4 they have her pixelated pussy full of tiny weenie jap dick ?
@bigblackhead The answer: « Never, she’s dead ».
SEE THIS IS DUMB WHITE TRAILER TRASHY IGNORANCE. THE KIND THAT OBVIOUSLY GETS YOU A ONE WAY TRIP TO THE FUCKING GRAVE. WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE AT THIS POINT. DUMB ASS FUCKING WHITE TRASH.
Not our intention to amuse you.
Now go back to sleep it's not even noon yet.
What is your story, dude? You're either a different race, or white yuppy scum.
@frank n. stein
Hard to tell but one thing is for sure.... his caps lock key is stuck ON.
We get it,you couldn't hack fecal porn
Pretty trash when ISIS won’t touch ya, So you have to attempt to behead yourself.
Dude just kill yourself, already! Suki, show him how. (WHAT did she eat??)
Didn't Steven Tyler answer that when he said you ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin"
I thought she choked on a muffin.
Choked on a cum rag, the way she wanted it
Thats why I don't eat sushi...
Was that a muffin in the last vid from gregfs
Hold the phone
Did I just see suicide by biscuit?
She's all choked up!
That's 2 ways to shut her up!
(2) After being married to this guy for 2 years she wanted out , so she was searching the internet on how to commit suicide and thought she'd try this one and succeeded .He saw her and yelled wake up! wake up, I can't have another investigation into my love life so soon after my last wife died the same thing! It looks suspicious!
(1) I wish she would have just let me crack her neck instead!
Those guys should’ve thrown a Pin up her ass.
That was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen
1. For Pete's sake, those pesky shaving cuts can be eliminated by using an electric razor.
2. Someone was here, giving her this over-sized, chokable muffin! Look. These foot-prints. They look like shoe prints from that guy that lives on Drury Lane!
Take it away, Ella....