THERE'S 2 WAYS TO GET ATTENTION FROM STRANGERS

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  • keysersoze9515 April 12, 2019

    Yup the 1st one is all like, "Looky Me!!" And the 2nd is all like, "I ate too many cookies and I fell asleep with my clothes on." Hellooooo? Can you say Boring?!? No tit or pussy close ups?!?

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    • letmefindout April 12, 2019

      @keysersoze9515

      Attention whoring is boring

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      •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

        Very curious that felter was not included in this post!

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        •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

          @wallawilly

          I was offered a part but turned it down.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 12, 2019

    Oh and for the 1st time in my CrazyShit career, let me just add this.

    First!!!!

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    • peaks April 12, 2019

      @keysersoze9515

      Put that up there with the First time you tossed the salad of a homeless man and it will tie for the same amount of people that give a fuck.

      ZERO

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      •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

        @peaks

        Can it be a homeless woman?

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        • peaks April 13, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Yeah, I just thought a nasty cock and cheesy shit sandwich would be worse than your option. I didn't think it out that far. Maybe he scored both.

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          •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

            @peaks

            You are the Ebola guy who was around a lot 4 or 5 years ago.?

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            • peaks April 14, 2019

              @felterupgood

              Yup.

              It's been a wild ride, no?

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            • asphault-cowboy94 April 15, 2019

              @felterupgood Ebola guy, Would you care to elaborate? I'm curious now.

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  •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

    I guess Asians throats are narrow like their eyes.

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    • ballzack April 12, 2019

      @mr_krabs if she turned it sideways it might have fit.

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  •   lafind April 12, 2019

    The first one needs to commit and stop teasing, the second didn't mean too but chocked out on a cookie.

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  •   ketamine<3 April 12, 2019

    Someone tell the first bitch to go on a vacation and relax. Preferably Brazil, they could show her how it's done properly, especially if she brought that razor with her.

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  • sexmaster April 12, 2019

    The first one should have used a saw.

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  • erkie April 12, 2019

    Not even the Heimlich maneuver won't help them now!

    The first one should have gone on line and asked the cartel how to do it with a dull machete!

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    • donjonneau April 13, 2019

      @erkie It looks like you suggested some commonly-mexican way of doing it. Those that are more educated, from Europe (peculiarly from Bastille) would better suggest him to use the guillotine.

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      • erkie April 14, 2019

        @donjonneau

        Quaint but effective!

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  • erkie April 12, 2019

    (2)Those Japanese will try anything to spice up their sex lives! Unfortunately she just had to pig out before hand. Maybe that was their plan?

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  • intylerwetrust April 12, 2019

    First one was just a cry for help. Next time do it right you ugly bitch.

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  •   burfurger April 12, 2019

    So that's how you kill Samara from The Ring.

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  • airsporter April 12, 2019

    Knew instantly - 'Look and concentrate on my fucking nails Bitches - I'm only going to flash all 10 twice!'

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  •   happyjack April 12, 2019

    Did the bitch just commit suicide with a bran muffin?

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    •   mr_krabs April 13, 2019

      @happyjack

      Pastrycide is real.

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  • mrjones April 12, 2019

    the first one just wants to be like the Kurgan but Sean Connery refused to help him out with it.

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  • bigblackhead April 12, 2019

    How long b4 they have her pixelated pussy full of tiny weenie jap dick ?

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    • donjonneau April 13, 2019

      @bigblackhead The answer: « Never, she’s dead ».

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  • killwhitetrash April 12, 2019

    SEE THIS IS DUMB WHITE TRAILER TRASHY IGNORANCE. THE KIND THAT OBVIOUSLY GETS YOU A ONE WAY TRIP TO THE FUCKING GRAVE. WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE AT THIS POINT. DUMB ASS FUCKING WHITE TRASH.

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    • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

      @killwhitetrash

      Not our intention to amuse you.

      Now go back to sleep it's not even noon yet.

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    • frank n. stein April 13, 2019

      @killwhitetrash

      What is your story, dude? You're either a different race, or white yuppy scum.

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      •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

        @frank n. stein

        Hard to tell but one thing is for sure.... his caps lock key is stuck ON.

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  • tbag April 13, 2019

    We get it,you couldn't hack fecal porn

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  • rumpleforskin April 13, 2019

    Pretty trash when ISIS won’t touch ya, So you have to attempt to behead yourself.

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  • frank n. stein April 13, 2019

    Dude just kill yourself, already! Suki, show him how. (WHAT did she eat??)

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    •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

      @frank n. stein

      Didn't Steven Tyler answer that when he said you ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin"

      I thought she choked on a muffin.

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  • crawlingkingsnake April 13, 2019

    Choked on a cum rag, the way she wanted it

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  • apatheticanarchist April 13, 2019

    Thats why I don't eat sushi...

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  • redcalx April 13, 2019

    Was that a muffin in the last vid from gregfs

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  • donpaulwood April 14, 2019

    Hold the phone

    Did I just see suicide by biscuit?

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  • erkie April 14, 2019

    She's all choked up!

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  • erkie April 14, 2019

    That's 2 ways to shut her up!

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  • erkie April 14, 2019

    (2) After being married to this guy for 2 years she wanted out , so she was searching the internet on how to commit suicide and thought she'd try this one and succeeded .He saw her and yelled wake up! wake up, I can't have another investigation into my love life so soon after my last wife died the same thing! It looks suspicious!

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  • erkie April 14, 2019

    (1) I wish she would have just let me crack her neck instead!

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  • xxxmass April 14, 2019

    Those guys should’ve thrown a Pin up her ass.

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  •   spider-man April 14, 2019

    That was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen

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  • fiddledeedee April 14, 2019

    1. For Pete's sake, those pesky shaving cuts can be eliminated by using an electric razor.

    2. Someone was here, giving her this over-sized, chokable muffin! Look. These foot-prints. They look like shoe prints from that guy that lives on Drury Lane!

    Take it away, Ella....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOK303Gbsuc

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