Kids going to grow up into a real life Hannibal Lector.
And hacking people up with a dull machete!
@erkie only if he lives in Brazil
ET pooned home..
Is that technically a threesome?
Also, if the child is born with a dent in its forehead we’ll know why.
Where to start
Don't be such a Jew with that Cock LMMFAO OK I'm kind of a jew, should I be all pissed off right now? Nar fuck that, That shit's funny!
Somebody at CS has been taking my medication and mixing it with a lot of acid and scotch
Them cunt be float'N....see I change it up Happs I says Float'n not Floating... I'm a be using some slang snow brudda
No matter how hot a bitch is Someone has already dumped her ass because they are sick of putting up their shit!
Fuck you CS you made me spit coffee all over my screen and balls
What's a 'kind of a jew'? Some jewish off-shoot?
Ur either a jew... or ur not.
So, not so sure of the jew thing, but positive on the dildo gobblin' thing?
No biggie, Avi. Just bustin' your matzoh balls, you know that.
What IS biggie are those
meshuggeneh areolas... fuckin' meeskite.
@uponusall I live matzo balls we call the kanidler
My ma would make matzoh ball soup growing up all the time... good shit.
Fried matzoh... all that shit.
Jewish are the chosen! and brethren to the greatest race!
Ur chosen... to be pooped on!
I keed I KEEED!!
Adam Sandler is a jew, any relation?
@erkie I wish
With that schnazolla?
Damn right, he's jewish.
If it's a girl there is really gonna be some inception type shit going on
I thought she was hot till i saw that cheese getting whipped up around the 1:43 mark. Nasty bitch.
And what's the saying? If you're having a girl, they steal the womans beauty? Guess she's having a girl...
Doesn't every chick have a little snatch sauce oozing out of her at some point?
Not sure. I know how to avoid that tho, lube. If you don't want to have your dick covered in a rotted vagina's cottage cheese, simply use lube. You'll never see foamy slug juice on your junk. Ever notice you don't see that nasty gak in studio porn? That's why...
Especially if they're not giving a chance to douche first, you're gonna see some of that elmer's glue in there.
her jiggly prego ass looked dirty
@bigblackhead pregnant women’s buttholes turn darker color. It’s just nature my good man. Or poop.....
She may wanna bleach that then.
Which would still qualify as nature... "filthy bitch, you need to wash your ass!" nature... but nature, nonetheless.
Damn ...no one would have expected that they would be just like us.
Even ET needs some.
Really though how can you cum just by tittie fucking? Real talk.
Reminds me of my ex-wife. Only less of a whore with smaller areolas
2:54 is me when someone pulls out drugs
when women are terrible at dirty talk, it makes not difference to me
2018 was a pleasure
Maury already booked her for his show.
She's got those Nat Geo titties!
vile tits on the nasty whore
I like to fuck mom's.
@nybadguy me too, so when the kids start crying or fighting I can laugh to myself as I leave her to deal with that shit lol.
@ketamine<3 yeah man. Just don't meet the kids next thing you know there calling you daddy.
I prefer a nice hearty laugh up at the sky as I walk out the door.
But that's me.
Oh how nice, feed your unborn child some cum. That's gotta be full of nutrition.
Holy ereola’s, Batman!
Worst prevention campaign for condom
Does th AP on the screen mean that The Associated Press is claiming credit for this video ? Or do they deny any knowledge of the video? Fake News!
@erkie I believe that would be her initials sir.
Real men use 3 pedals and a stick shift to drive the point home!
I Love To Meet Your Mom.....
Oh my God, those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen.
@skippy joe pippy
Those were a shame right?
(Inhales gas) "Mommy"
I fucking died
Holy fuck this was awesome
those huge ass nipples are hot as fuck
and the next thing you know, her and her daughter will be doing a Tag Team Porn Show about how to fuck up a family relationship and getting their face full of dicks!!
Now thats child abuse!
still not a deal killer.
Oh Eraser Head II, of course.