MY MOM, THE PORNSTAR

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  • bigsmokey86 April 13, 2019

    Kids going to grow up into a real life Hannibal Lector.

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    • erkie April 14, 2019

      @bigsmokey86

      And hacking people up with a dull machete!

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      • senseless April 15, 2019

        @erkie only if he lives in Brazil

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  •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

    ET pooned home..

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  •   mr_krabs April 13, 2019

    Is that technically a threesome?

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    •   mr_krabs April 14, 2019

      Also, if the child is born with a dent in its forehead we’ll know why.

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  •   ouch April 13, 2019

    LMMFAO

    Where to start

    Don't be such a Jew with that Cock LMMFAO OK I'm kind of a jew, should I be all pissed off right now? Nar fuck that, That shit's funny!

    Somebody at CS has been taking my medication and mixing it with a lot of acid and scotch

    Them cunt be float'N....see I change it up Happs I says Float'n not Floating... I'm a be using some slang snow brudda

    No matter how hot a bitch is Someone has already dumped her ass because they are sick of putting up their shit!

    Fuck you CS you made me spit coffee all over my screen and balls

    CUNTS

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    • uponusall April 14, 2019

      @ouch

      What's a 'kind of a jew'? Some jewish off-shoot?

      Ur either a jew... or ur not.

      So, not so sure of the jew thing, but positive on the dildo gobblin' thing?

      No biggie, Avi. Just bustin' your matzoh balls, you know that.

      What IS biggie are those

      meshuggeneh areolas... fuckin' meeskite.

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      •   ouch April 15, 2019

        @uponusall I live matzo balls we call the kanidler

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        • uponusall April 15, 2019

          @ouch

          My ma would make matzoh ball soup growing up all the time... good shit.

          Fried matzoh... all that shit.

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    •   GrimmWilder April 14, 2019

      Jewish are the chosen! and brethren to the greatest race!

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      • uponusall April 15, 2019

        @GrimmWilder

        Ur chosen... to be pooped on!

        I keed I KEEED!!

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    • erkie April 14, 2019

      @ouch

      Adam Sandler is a jew, any relation?

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      •   ouch April 15, 2019

        @erkie I wish

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      • uponusall April 15, 2019

        @erkie

        With that schnazolla?

        Damn right, he's jewish.

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  •   graveyard April 13, 2019

    If it's a girl there is really gonna be some inception type shit going on

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  •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

    I thought she was hot till i saw that cheese getting whipped up around the 1:43 mark. Nasty bitch.

    And what's the saying? If you're having a girl, they steal the womans beauty? Guess she's having a girl...

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    • cubbage April 14, 2019

      @HJ247

      Doesn't every chick have a little snatch sauce oozing out of her at some point?

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      •   HJ247 April 14, 2019

        @cubbage

        Not sure. I know how to avoid that tho, lube. If you don't want to have your dick covered in a rotted vagina's cottage cheese, simply use lube. You'll never see foamy slug juice on your junk. Ever notice you don't see that nasty gak in studio porn? That's why...

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        • cubbage April 14, 2019

          @HJ247

          Especially if they're not giving a chance to douche first, you're gonna see some of that elmer's glue in there.

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  • bigblackhead April 13, 2019

    her jiggly prego ass looked dirty

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    • donpaulwood April 14, 2019

      @bigblackhead pregnant women’s buttholes turn darker color. It’s just nature my good man. Or poop.....

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      • cubbage April 14, 2019

        @donpaulwood

        She may wanna bleach that then.

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      • uponusall April 15, 2019

        @donpaulwood

        "Or poop"

        ~donpaulwood~

        Which would still qualify as nature... "filthy bitch, you need to wash your ass!" nature... but nature, nonetheless.

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  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    Damn ...no one would have expected that they would be just like us.

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  •   lafind April 13, 2019

    Even ET needs some.

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  • frenzy82 April 13, 2019

    Really though how can you cum just by tittie fucking? Real talk.

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  • tbag April 14, 2019

    Reminds me of my ex-wife. Only less of a whore with smaller areolas

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  • sickfucksid69 April 14, 2019

    2:54 is me when someone pulls out drugs

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  • therockbalancer April 14, 2019

    when women are terrible at dirty talk, it makes not difference to me

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  • smallcock1983 April 14, 2019

    2018 was a pleasure

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  •   luvthick April 14, 2019

    Maury already booked her for his show.

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  • sumdumfuk April 14, 2019

    She's got those Nat Geo titties!

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  • me68 April 14, 2019

    vile tits on the nasty whore

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  •   nybadguy April 14, 2019

    I like to fuck mom's.

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    •   ketamine<3 April 14, 2019

      @nybadguy me too, so when the kids start crying or fighting I can laugh to myself as I leave her to deal with that shit lol.

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      •   nybadguy April 14, 2019

        @ketamine<3 yeah man. Just don't meet the kids next thing you know there calling you daddy.

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      • uponusall April 15, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        I prefer a nice hearty laugh up at the sky as I walk out the door.

        But that's me.

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  •   ketamine<3 April 14, 2019

    Oh how nice, feed your unborn child some cum. That's gotta be full of nutrition.

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  • donpaulwood April 14, 2019

    Holy ereola’s, Batman!

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  • hernameplease April 14, 2019

    Worst prevention campaign for condom

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  • erkie April 14, 2019

    Does th AP on the screen mean that The Associated Press is claiming credit for this video ? Or do they deny any knowledge of the video? Fake News!

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    •   ketamine<3 April 14, 2019

      @erkie I believe that would be her initials sir.

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  • erkie April 14, 2019

    Real men use 3 pedals and a stick shift to drive the point home!

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  • 2lolo April 14, 2019

    I Love To Meet Your Mom.....

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  • skippy joe pippy April 14, 2019

    Oh my God, those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen.

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  • crawlingkingsnake April 14, 2019

    (Inhales gas) "Mommy"

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  •   spider-man April 14, 2019

    I fucking died

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  •   spider-man April 14, 2019

    Holy fuck this was awesome

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  • fatlarry April 14, 2019

    those huge ass nipples are hot as fuck

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  • skyguardian April 14, 2019

    and the next thing you know, her and her daughter will be doing a Tag Team Porn Show about how to fuck up a family relationship and getting their face full of dicks!!

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  • natas king April 14, 2019

    Now thats child abuse!

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  • capthowdy April 14, 2019

    still not a deal killer.

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  • behenchod April 15, 2019

    ugly boobs

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  • jahovah April 16, 2019

    Oh Eraser Head II, of course.

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  • uguranocool April 17, 2019

    great

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  • belial99 April 23, 2019

    Alguien aqui habla Espñol? Nadie? Mierda

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