OKAY CRAZYSHIT: WHICH ONE WINS 'ASSHOLE OF THE DAY'?

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  • rubber April 15, 2019

    Well she's not saying the safety word

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    • chained cat April 15, 2019

      @rubber Perhaps she's being politically correct for not squealing yellow?

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    • frank n. stein April 16, 2019

      @rubber

      The phrase was, "bling it," but she said "bring it" (in Engrish.)

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 15, 2019

    The first ones for not duck taping her mouth shut first.

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    •   ouch April 15, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. You are one sick puppy! I like it

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  •   stenchfart April 15, 2019

    fucken Japanese !

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  • uponusall April 15, 2019

    'Tis confusion!

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  •   burfurger April 15, 2019

    #3 should be attacked by #2 and finished by #1.

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    •   ketamine<3 April 15, 2019

      @burfurger agreed, but it looked like #3 finished already...

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    • erkie April 15, 2019

      @burfurger

      #3 should be attacked by shit and finished by piss, ok, got it!

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  • farcanal April 15, 2019

    I reckon it's gotta be the dude firing the semi-auto pistol out of the car window. Those poor fuckers on the street were trying to do a Austin Bolt with shit in their pants.

    Mean, but funny as fuck.

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  • rodeye2 April 15, 2019

    Either those were blanks or he's a bad shot.

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    • gromet April 15, 2019

      @rodeye2 last one were probably blanks too. Doesn’t make it any better though

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    •   mr_krabs April 15, 2019

      @rodeye2

      Which one? The drive by shooter or the stroll by jizzer?

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    • ob1 April 15, 2019

      @rodeye2 Pretty funny if they were blanks

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  • zakkuri April 15, 2019

    I dunno. Chasing a bunch of kids and making them think they're about to die sounds like a pretty fuckin' hilarious time.

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  •   luvthick April 15, 2019

    The Biggest Asshole is the one shootings from the car!

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    •   lafind April 15, 2019

      @luvthick Definitely, the other shooter will wash off.

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    • dasher April 15, 2019

      @luvthick those kids had very little survival instinct. Either drop or run the other way from the car, not along side it.

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  •   mr_krabs April 15, 2019

    First one for sure. She may have burnt his dinner but there’s no need to put that smelly flip flop foot near her face.

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  • 72jayd April 15, 2019

    Girl better get used to it. She will be a cum bucket sooner or later.

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  •   nybadguy April 15, 2019

    #2 was a bad shot

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  • crazyshitisgay April 15, 2019

    ~sigh~ They're all winners....

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  • apatheticanarchist April 15, 2019

    Random drive by guy either has super shitty aim or thats a cap gun...

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    •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      runner should have dropped back a couple paces and grabbed the shooters arm, the driver would have floored it and broke the fuckkers arm

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      • apatheticanarchist April 15, 2019

        @sarge07

        I like the way you think...

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      • frank n. stein April 16, 2019

        @sarge07

        That would've been amazing!

        apatheticwhatever, might be right. Maybe it was just a cap gun. No one dropped.

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  • crawlingkingsnake April 15, 2019

    I think 1......she's obviously been a cunt

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  • 2lolo April 15, 2019

    ALL OF CRAZYSHIT

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  • smallcock1983 April 15, 2019

    1st one is definitely just fore play. Last one, well, a little cum in the hair never hurt anyone.

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    •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

      @smallcock1983

      babybatter in the hair, personal experience?

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  • erkie April 15, 2019

    (2) Moving targets are much more fun and more sporting!

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  • willisdickfit8814 April 15, 2019

    Must be that new head and shoulders ive been hearing about

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  • deadpen April 15, 2019

    The real asshole here is Sandals. Start air dropping real footwear to these primitive people and crime will go down 80%

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  • peaks April 15, 2019

    Truly?

    None of them.

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  • sajvatron April 16, 2019

    the serbs shooting at gypsies from the car

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  • frank n. stein April 16, 2019

    GUN trumps cum and letting her live.

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