she seems nice ...
@dickramsey Good you have her, I'll take the little one in the rear but without the strapon.
But you know Ouch already has dibs on that one, silly man.
@uponusall He gets the strap on, I get the girl. Sounds fair?
@lafind Be careful, he'll probably want to use it on you first.
@bigsmokey86 He's gotta catch me and I run fast as lightning when I'm scared!
Yes, but who fucks Ouch? If you get the girl, then you gotta strap up and take Ouch from behind.
It's only fair...
Did I mention that I was his agent?
@uponusall What is you cut then? What do you get outta it?
The standard 10% plus he overnights me smoked great white shark meat every week... w/some home movies.
@uponusall You 2 guys are using my name to flirt with each other
You guys make Richard Simmons look straight!
Richard has only cried six times on the Stern Show.
Not seven... six!
@dickramsey Here Is Your Chance To FUCK THAT PIG.!!!! But It Will Cost You About $6.00 For A Cake.!!!!
Pie + Pie ÷ Pig = Shitty Deal
@graveyard Where do you start? It's like looking at a pound of butter with a pencil stuck at one end. Will fuck for cake needs a new hobby
You fat fuck
George?... is that you?
That fat bitch looked like an old '68' VW bug I had.
Probably has the same top speed.
Hehehehe your funny krabs
Cancel all my meetings!!!
Is she really "fucking" that fat pig? She doesn't have a real cock, so she's not really fucking...
You know your fat when someone tells you to get down on all for fours and you can only get down on all eights
don't know if I'd be more afraid she fuck me or eat me, probably she'd do both
She was moaning about the cake... Yaw really think that big whale felt anything behind her???
The dildo could have been shoving stick girl in her and i don't think she would have felt it.
That’s one way of dealing with a cave troll.
Good to see Rebel Wilson branching out.
Looks like she might have been pretty hot..... about 342 pounds ago.
James Earl Jones, Conan the Barbarian now I haven't seen that for a while
There's something you don't see everyday, a sperm whale in heat!
All the black fellas here thinking "I've had worse"
I couldn't be anymore ashamed of my 2 illegitimate sisters!See what's become of them? deplorables!
When I was around 21-22 years old I was fucking a chick probably half this woman’s size she probably weighed a good 220 pounds. She was a Fillipino or a Pacific Islander or something.
Not going to lie she was a freak and it felt good, she had a pretty face but was a big bitch. I’d go over to her place on the late nights after being out with the fellas drinking.
The night I went over there and she answered the door wearing a muumuu I knew I’d hit rock bottom and as I flipped that muumuu up and fucked her one last time, I knew I’d better enjoy it because I was never to return.
So, she was a cowcow!Cows muumuu!
@erkie pretty much
@happyjack and what did your therapist say
@maga2020 that'll be the day I pay someone to tell me something about myself that I already know.
Say oink bitch SAY OINK!!
She's a keeper! I'd keep her in the barn out of sight!
There is a steer out there that would love to fuck her and that's no bull!
This is the first CS video I regret watching.
Oh so this what an erection is?
I'm a fat dude and even I hate fat people.
@skippy joe pippy Was in the market the other day and say this dude in the frozen pizza section kissing this land whale on the neck and saying, "mmm thats good". Not sure what is wrong with some dudes brains.
what in the holy robot jesus fuck was this!
does this remind anyone else of that movie deliverance?
@daddyslilsquirt She seemed more interested in groaning than squealing.
Just kill me .
Seems Jabba the Hut has embarked on a new career post skin bleaching.
Good to see Rebel Wilson back at work...
If Jabba the hutt had ever managed to fuck Princess Leia, this fat blob would have been their kid.
Fat and Skinny went to Bed.....
I thought she was covering her face because she was ashamed of herself... Nope
YOU CAN DO IT, BRUCIE!!
I just puked
Wow, Amy Shumer has really let herself gooooooo
So that's what Rebel Wilson has been getting up too!
The title, combined with the thumbnail suggested that purty lass was going to fuck that bichon frise. Instead, we get a fat lass getting pegged by mediocre tits.
Well I, for one, was disappointed.
What a stereotype, skinny girls don't like CAKE
Damn that's not rite
Reminds me of my two brothers...
I bet her pie tastes like raw liver
Fat bitch felt nothing
Господи , мои глаза(((
Ever seen a mouse fuck an elephant kids? This is how it's done..
Thulsa Doom was not amused.
Ok maybe he was amused, but not digging it.
Gotta take it before you can give it I tell ya hwhat
THAT FAT BITCH LOOK LIKE A SHAVED SAINT BERNARD