Looks like she's having anal with a sea cucumber.
Haven't we all been there?
something you wish to share with the rest of the class?
@sarge07 Well, as a kid we had a school trip to seaworld...
nice comeback, LOL
Andrew McCarthy, reliving his Mannequin fantasy. Bro, they are not going to turn into Kim Cattrall
+1! I was thinking the same thing!
Please stop!!!! I was with the whole blow-out, but you sucking ass is fucking embarrassing ! You're 115 Y-O, and you're gonna suck a fart out of a 49 Y-O none American?!
Naw, all is cool, you guys needed to Kiss kiss titty twist, one onther…. Please don't go all out Powerman 5000 on my ass! Gonna laugh at your fun time with the Burf-inator. Fuck the Shark/Fuck-you/ Free the Shark!
I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about...i think he's great...
(Tread lightly you nut job, you saw what happened to me...)
I thought that was Ken finally getting a piece of Barbie
@sarge07 @burfurger I actually thought it was GWS for a sec!
show that woman squirting that 5 ft. dildo out of her hoochie again..that's the kind of woman i wanna marry...
Bring her home to mama and tell her what a good girl she is lol
Is there any bigger weenie than Guy Frei?
If i had a haaaaamer, I'd hammer in the morning...
Classic beetles song, i believe...
Stuff a vibrator in that bitches mouth
@ucanthandleit I was really hoping that foot was coming down to crush her larynx.
That works too bro.
I thought Michael Jackson kicked the bucket
I would take that squirtin girl any time, sexy as fuck,
Let’s be honest. If you returned home after a rough day and found two dolls on the couch with their legs wide open, wouldn’t you???
I just wanna know how CS got that camera in my living room.
@stratosgr in the long run they are cheaper
Don't mind the first guy, he's just trying to produce vitamin D3 in a more efficient way, that's a health thing really.
At the 0:49 mark, I watched that vid and all I could think of was "The great Pole shark" hitting the beach for some fun in the sun.
and in most countries what he is doing is a form of sexual assault, he should be castrated
I was referencing the masturbator
Fuck the first one made actually say out loud "what the fuck" at work.
CrazyShit hacked my computer while I was asleep last night
Half my FAP material is in this post!
these peoples have a good time I guess
Hope all that whore money can buy a new sofa
Thar she blows mate.
She's lucky she didn't get harpooned!
Capt Ahab would have....
Kill them all.
The schools show & tell volcano is very different from what I remember.
Jerking off to hot naked chicks on the beach should be legalized again.
Need a couple of 9"nails with that hammer...
Promiscuous cunts stole my hammer
All I saw were a bunch of filthy cunts
That’s old faithful, always erupting on schedule.
Those aliens keep using bigger probes and keep leaving them behind!
He's so desperate that he has to use blow up dolls, pathetic.
What's this world coming to?
How deep is your love is all i can think of after seeing that
He cant nut for shit!
wonder if this person votes!?