REASON #203 I DON'T TRUST PORN

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  • worship July 18, 2019

    Fake cum? Boring. I have been storing mine inside a pepsi bottle since like 7th grade, dm me if interested in purchasing it

    +14 -2
    •   mordecai July 18, 2019

      @worship what's your sister gonna use for toothpaste???

      +14 -0
      •   ouch July 18, 2019

        @mordecai Mine

        +3 -0
        •   mordecai July 19, 2019

          @ouch don't eat pineapple, I want that bitch to gag!

          +1 -0
    • underpants July 18, 2019

      @worship who the fuck drinks Pepsi?

      +4 -0
    • snarkbait July 19, 2019

      @worship

      Just one Pepsi bottle? It would that much for me in a week, and that's if you don't count jackin' off.

      +0 -0
  •   burfurger July 18, 2019

    Welp... I guess that counts me out for getting involved with these kinds of parties.

    +2 -0
    • curiousone July 19, 2019

      @burfurger

      Why? Do you prefer to suck small cocks?

      +2 -0
  • louiejones July 18, 2019

    i guess it's doing this or fuckin niggers for a livin either way it's a lose lose situation for the homlies of chicks.

    +12 -1
  •   mr_krabs July 18, 2019

    If you close your eyes it sounds like he was slurping hot soup.

    +6 -1
  • darksider803 July 18, 2019

    I'm never using elmers glue again!!! Thanks CS !!!

    +10 -0
  • serial_fappist July 18, 2019

    WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOX?!?

    +9 -0
  •   lafind July 18, 2019

    Maybe I should be an Uber driver!

    +1 -0
  •   fockenperv July 18, 2019

    great tits and dumb as a rock... my kind of girl

    +8 -0
  • skippy joe pippy July 18, 2019

    Cute girl.. hate all the moronic tattoos, though.

    +9 -1
  • spider jerusalem July 18, 2019

    Whats the name of that girl?

    +0 -0
    •   burfurger July 18, 2019

      @spider jerusalem

      Yu kno reed two gooder?

      +3 -1
      • tnkid July 18, 2019

        @burfurger +

        I laughed way harder than I should have at that

        +0 -0
        •   burfurger July 19, 2019

          @tnkid

          ;-) Some people don't know how to read the descriptions under the video.

          +1 -1
    •   stenchfart July 18, 2019

      @spider jerusalem gabbie carter

      +1 -0
  • d35p153 July 18, 2019

    You get a girl creamin like that you're making all the right moves. She was a fuckin dime on top of being a cream machine too. Nom nom nom.

    +0 -0
  • failure101 July 18, 2019

    Effects department is running low on Krispy Kreme glaze.

    +2 -0
  • bigblackhead July 18, 2019

    if she puts on 50 pounds buys a used trailer moves into a section 8 park ...I'll marry her

    +2 -0
  •   luvthick July 18, 2019

    Amazing tits! Disgusting discharge!

    +0 -5
  •   ouch July 18, 2019

    Fake porn is still PORN!

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    +2 -0
  • donpaulwood July 18, 2019

    That dudes voice was SO fucking GAY

    +2 -0
  • erkie July 18, 2019

    I always knew Kelly Bundy was a slut. All my children are worthless! Buck is the only good one!

    +2 -1
    •   crazyshit July 18, 2019

      @erkie Somebody please make an Al parody account and stick to it

      +1 -0
  • apatheticanarchist July 18, 2019

    I accidentally shit myself on purpose...

    +3 -0
  • romo27 July 18, 2019

    Why wasn't there any time reserved for jiggly tits?

    +2 -0
  • birdhush July 19, 2019

    So who doesn't love porn after that...

    +0 -0
  • chained cat July 19, 2019

    I aint proud, she can have my babies anytime

    +0 -1
  • futanari_lover July 19, 2019

    huh....

    +0 -1
  • fiddledeedee July 19, 2019

    There isn't any build up or any attempt to make the video even slightly sensual or interesting.

    "Here's my tits, here's my cunt. Look, my cock goes in your cunt. We're fucking."

    The hotness of the chick is wasted.

    Put Joe Pesci in there to narrate it.

    "You got nice tits, but you're getting pussy juice on the fuckin' upholstery!" What, you got the IQ of a three minute egg?

    An you, with that fuckin' dick, give that giggling chicken a fuckin' facial that would swamp a 4 by 4. We ain't got all fuckin' day!

    +0 -1
  • rokit69 July 19, 2019

    Nothing like a bit of clam lapping (before the fake cum)

    +0 -1
  •   dozer67 July 19, 2019

    I don't care .I am in porno love ! Gabbie Carter gabbie is now my favorite jerk it to girl!!!

    +0 -1
  • internetbrokeme July 21, 2019

    I for one am confident in saying she will not be splitting the atom in her life time.

    +0 -1
  • nbev64 July 21, 2019

    Daddy must be really proud.

    +0 -1
  • terriblepaulsy July 21, 2019

    Spastics with vaginal rot are my favourites.

    +0 -0
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