The only thing that scares me is those ugly little guy nipples.
@cyberbu11y you more of a pepperoni kinda guy ay
I prefer bologna
@perceive Yeah it is a nice city and has good restaurants. Ducati and Ferrari are nearby too
Your comment made me forget what I was gonna say.
Well, burfurger said sex with maddog was horrible but whose counting...
I never said that. Did he say something?
WTF is MDMA?
I think its Methyl-Dimethyl-Amine. a.k.a. A party drug. Kinda like mixing Coke, Heroin and Amphetamines ..
@fistermister ecstasy my man! Molly... mmmm mmmmm!
You ready to roll bro? I've got about 100 of the 20 flavor rox!!
@wallawilly I'm down bro bust out with that shit!!
Molly Monsters don't rule, they drool.
@letmefindout They alternately drool and rule. Hence the term rolling.
Jerry Lewis used to have a telethon for it every year.
@burfurger That's MDA, which was what MDMA was back in the late 70s before they changed the chemistry trying to keep ahead of the DEAs banning everything fun.
That plant pot creature is fucking terrifying.
Yeah, WTF was that?
But it looks like it could give one helluva blow and hand job.
Just like two brother's trying to read... Damndest think!
Yeah, Our redneck brothers do prefer their moonshine over books. Don't worry though, the Catholic church is sending their most transferred priest to teach ya how to read & write amongst other things...
So, that's the only shit you can spit about that? Lmao! Weak..
Whatever cluts, that got you out of your gurney long enough to spike your your IV with moonshine!
Are you that dense? Finish shining my shoes boy! I'm busy..
"Shine boy," So original. Go back to bed, it's not opioid time yet.
Lol... What is "opiod time"? Let the PG know, hell, the entire www...
You wrote "opiod" I don't know what the fuck that is. Better get your eye sight checked too. Or expedite that priest so he can help you read.
@wallawilly I spit my moonshine out laughing at that!
Gotta watchout for alcohol abuse bro! No wasting the shine... ;-)
@wallawilly who's negging you? That's solid life advice!
Oh, hell.. it don't matter to me....
Supposed to be unwise to fuck while rolling, never tried it myself, I mean shit I have a hard enough time trying to last more than 5 seconds when I'm sober!
Why do you think I broke up with you.
@burfurger you never gave me a straight answer, so that's it huh? We could have worked something out, hell I could have asked ouch to take you for a girls night out where you could drink all the cosmos your heart desires! What's done is done, if it means anything you were always my favorite... GAY!!! ;)
The make up sex is gonna be GREAT! And did you say some cosmos were gonna be involved? *no homo
@ketamine<3 Rolling makes your body heat rise on the upswing part of the ride. Heatstroke can occur with physical exertion. You become a sweaty hog LOL.
Didn't even have to see her pussy to know it was beat the fuck up.
Does anyone have the source for the plantpot keyboard video?
I'd have to take MDMA to fuck that skank
@ouch you would also need viagra limp dick!
I want to fuck this whore!
Yeah, I’d fuck her again.
And that’s how I met your mother kids
Wow, baby plant head creeped me the fuck out...
@apatheticanarchist Im buying that for my kids.
Any harder and he's gonna rupture your cervix bitch.
WTF and I thought she was a nice ,sweet, church going girl , I hope she went to confession after that.
wanked it to this one
You look like an angel,
walk like an angel,
talk like an angel but I got wise
you're the devil in disguise
oh yes, you are the devil in disguise!
The "fuck me harder" sex command I can do.. It's when she says "deeper" I have the problem with.
Do you have a chic Dom (u said SHE) that guides you and yer boyfriend thru yer sexual escapades? "Deeper" when yer thrusting in his butthole??? Or when he's driving pylon with you???
Yer a sneaky sneaky, creepy creepy, little limpwrist!
It was a roundabout way of saying my dick ain't long. But you have some great fantasies!
They are of my own fruition!!!
@burfurger and @wallawilly are standing on a bridge having a pee. @wallawilly says “The water’s cold.” @burfburger says “Yeah, it’s deep too!”
I ain't "having" nobody's pee.. Now burf, on the other hand, enjoys some golden showers! (I convinced him it was male squirting)
shit that girl i high as fuck!!
Mix her with a crackhead and you have a happy couple
That... was fucking hot
Quick ...fetch the Brandy we gotta shut her up , those animal grunts are making me lose it
I love you crazyshit.com your editing makes me scared and laugh my ass off. Wtf are you doing to me?
It seems all fine, and shes a horny beauty
Fuckin on LSD is pretty awesome as well
@bluewaffle-maker LSD is probly the best thing to fuck on. Not only does it feel amazing but there's such an awesome connection to the other person. I had a year and a half "relationship" with a gal based solely on taking some and rolling around the bed for hours 2-3 times a week... it's the best hands down!
What's with that weird ass figure playing da keys?
me personally would have donkey punched her in the side of the head rolled her over fucked her in the ass then creampied her in the ass.....
that's one ugly ass pussy and they have the nerve to talk about a mans forskin.
Forget the MDMA that’s horrifying. More like the HIV seeping outta that little whore seems a little more concerning
Shut that bitch up, finish choking her
This doesn't deter me from trying it.
I fail to see what is horrifying about this!
love the pianist
Nice looking muff on the slut though
Those “tits” or lack there of are really hard to look at.
What the fuck is with her mouth?
Man i do not miss the days i use to do this. Well i do kinda