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  •   GrimmWilder July 30, 2019

    That's Right,...You's a dirty Whore for Freee!!!!

    +18 -0
    • farcanal July 30, 2019

      She should be prosecuted under false advertising laws.

      Did you see the sweater containing full boobs? then compare with the saggy ass real things??

      Somewhere there was a lot of padding.

      That's an ass paddlin'!!

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      • mclovin510 July 30, 2019

        @farcanal never judge a boob by its cover.

        +10 -0
        • erkie July 30, 2019

          @mclovin510

          It's what 's inside that counts! Weather it be real, saline or silicone make those babies stand out I'll suck on them all!

          +3 -1
      • enemabandit July 30, 2019

        @farcanal wait 20 years and she can paddle her ass with those tits.

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    • night-kappa July 30, 2019

      @GrimmWilder - She got a tissue as a consolation prize! lol

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  • moose_636 July 30, 2019

    This bitch said my tits..... I wouldn't even fuck her with that guys dick.... Bitch looks like a salvaged 1988 Honda CRX.

    +7 -1
    • hushmoney July 30, 2019

      @moose_636 She's the human embodiment of a 95 Toyota Camry

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      • alohasnackbar July 30, 2019

        @hushmoney at least the Camry is reliable

        +4 -0
      • enemabandit July 30, 2019

        @hushmoney does a 95 camri give decent bjs? How and where canni buy one?

        +2 -0
      • moose_636 July 31, 2019

        @hushmoney at least a camry still looks appealing...

        How dare you sir comparing her to a Camary!! if anything a Ford Tempo....

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  •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

    Mr CS.. Where be the rant link? Thank you.

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    •   burfurger July 30, 2019

      @wallawilly

      It's up your ass and to the left.

      +4 -0
      • uponusall July 30, 2019

        @burfurger

        That was racist

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        •   burfurger July 30, 2019

          @uponusall ?

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          • uponusall July 30, 2019

            @burfurger

            Idk, ur an anti-assite?

            Ur asking me what I meant? lol

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      •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

        @burfurger

        I thought that's where you stored yer dentures?!?

        +1 -0
        •   burfurger July 30, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Keeps em warm. And who's dentures are up your ass and to the right?

          +0 -0
          •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

            @burfurger

            That wud be felters Ken doll. If I ever stop too quick, I gotta take a peek at me rear door cuz felters so far up my ass, he knows what I'm having for dinner AT lunchtime...

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  • longdongjuan July 30, 2019

    Bitch got no ass, no tits and can't act her way outta a paperbag... wtf

    +2 -1
    •   burfurger July 30, 2019

      @longdongjuan

      But other than that, it's ok. No?

      +1 -0
  •   burfurger July 30, 2019

    Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your nose. Good day to you, madame.

    +4 -2
    • uponusall July 30, 2019

      @burfurger

      What, is this 1983? The bus costs at least what... a buck, nowadays? Give her the extra 75¢, you chiseler.

      And add an extra quarter to tip the rat.

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger July 30, 2019

        @uponusall

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H-cWXr-n5I

        +1 -1
        • uponusall July 30, 2019

          @burfurger

          You can't argue with Candy.

          Off by only 6 yrs, btw... and I mentioned buck, so... there's that.

          +1 -0
    •   letmefindout July 30, 2019

      @burfurger

      It's 2019. There is no such thing as "hooker etiquette." Give her a bag full of empty bottles and cans and tell her to take road wear pussy and kick rocks.

      +0 -0
  • birdhush July 30, 2019

    That dot on her nose was supposed to be in the middle of her forehead. FAIL.

    +6 -1
  • uponusall July 30, 2019

    "Really Nigga?"

    +0 -1
  • nutternextdoor July 30, 2019

    That must have been one of those triple padded bras.

    +5 -0
  • fucked_your_dad July 30, 2019

    "BUH BUH BUH Blowjobs?" That's all folks!

    +7 -0
    • erkie July 30, 2019

      @fucked_your_dad

      I want more than that.

      +2 -2
  • cubbage July 30, 2019

    A Latina Khaleesi

    +0 -0
  • rexbutte420 July 30, 2019

    personally never met a girl who can throat cock like you.. amazing.. absolutely amazing... gtfo

    lmao love you c.s.

    +1 -1
  • mshinx July 30, 2019

    Well at least she can say she’s had sex with three dudes now.

    +6 -0
    • batcountry July 30, 2019

      @mshinx

      5 dudes now. She doesn’t think her father or uncle counted

      +4 -0
  • bigblackhead July 30, 2019

    Build That Wall !

    +6 -0
  • impregnator July 30, 2019

    I will fuck that, hell yeah.

    +2 -0
    • adolphin July 30, 2019

      @impregnator an incel will fuck anything. Next please.

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  • oring July 30, 2019

    I would fuck her to, good girl taken it in the ass

    +3 -0
  • rasriff July 30, 2019

    Fuck her and her weird little tits

    +1 -0
  • sparkplugz July 30, 2019

    NIG

    +0 -3
  • futanari_lover July 30, 2019

    we'll see her in a few months talking about how she was raped. Don't pay to get framed.

    +1 -1
  •   lafind July 30, 2019

    I like this sex worker tryouts idea. We should rent a small office with a couch and advertise for girls who want to break into the industry.

    +0 -0
    • enemabandit July 30, 2019

      @lafind a office full of orks won't attract the girls the orks want. It just attracts female orks.

      +1 -1
      •   lafind July 30, 2019

        @enemabandit Yeah, I gotta hide till the doors locked.

        +1 -0
      •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

        @enemabandit

        Well Ok Bilbo! Tell Frodo, I want that fucking ring!

        +0 -0
        •   lafind July 30, 2019

          @wallawilly Precious?

          +0 -0
        • enemabandit July 30, 2019

          @wallawilly i told Dildo you wanna fuck him for a ring. Sorry, i remembered that wrong.

          +1 -0
    •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

      @lafind

      WTF is up??? Did you say "girls"? I hope you're staying in touch with yer PO and making sure the law knows where yer at, at ALL times! You damn perv! How bout from now on, you say women, ladies, split-tales, ho's, sluts etc...

      +1 -1
      •   ketamine<3 July 30, 2019

        @wallawilly I have to agree, I mean we all know what he means but just using the word "girls" in this context is a bit wierd for me too.

        +1 -1
        •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          Makes me feel all dirty and perverted inside!

          Or, you can shorten yer keystrokes and simply type that you feel "feltered"..

          +0 -1
          •   lafind July 30, 2019

            @wallawilly The lady's like being called girls.

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      •   lafind July 30, 2019

        @wallawilly Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher. But realistically I call all of them girls, when you as old as me you can get away with that.

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        •   wallawilly July 30, 2019

          @lafind

          You ain't that damn old Pops... And, you watch more porn than a 14yo who just gotta new iPhone!

          +1 -1
          •   lafind July 30, 2019

            @wallawilly That may be true but you should try calling beautiful woman girls, it at least get's yer foot in the door.

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            •   letmefindout July 30, 2019

              @lafind

              Or your name on the sexual registry.

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              •   lafind July 31, 2019

                @letmefindout Well if there too young then yeah but I like em just a tad bit older.

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        • enemabandit July 30, 2019

          @lafind some well fed FEMALES start bleeding at 10.

          I can sense a strong smell of Pedobear.

          +1 -0
      • frank n. stein July 30, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Are you fucking kidding me?!? You sound like a feminist douche

        +0 -0
        •   wallawilly July 31, 2019

          @frank n. stein

          Dude!!! Calm down ur gayness. AND YES GODDAMMIT, I was fucking kidding.

          Anyway, a feminist douche sounds like the rest of em; "Squish, squish, splat!"

          +1 -0
  • hitman777 July 30, 2019

    You’d think a someone from a country that smuggled drugs would handle a dick in the ass better

    +2 -0
    • enemabandit July 30, 2019

      @hitman777 come on! What would be better than a girl telling you it hurts but feels good at the same time and being loud during the procedure?

      For this i would ignore the fact her tits are ugly.

      +0 -0
      • hitman777 July 30, 2019

        @enemabandit shutting the fuck up, but that’s impossible for a women to do

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        • enemabandit July 30, 2019

          @hitman777 all besides "is it in yet" seems fine to me.

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          • frank n. stein July 30, 2019

            Is it in yet?

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            • enemabandit July 31, 2019

              @frank n. stein i don't feel anything. Maybe try to wiggle around or something. Wait, i think i feel some pubes but still nothing seems to poke the brown eye.

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  • toiletrat July 30, 2019

    The shit girls do for money.

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  • ballzack July 30, 2019

    Don’t pay a cent event!

    +1 -0
  • theguyver July 30, 2019

    someone swat that fucking fly at the end of her nose

    +2 -0
  • enemabandit July 30, 2019

    1/4 Tits 3/4 lies

    +1 -0
  • alohasnackbar July 30, 2019

    Did she eat some ass before the shoot? It looks like she missed a spot.

    +1 -0
  • vivalamigra July 30, 2019

    Back over the wall for you.

    +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs July 30, 2019

    No no no no no no

    Cleveland from Family Guys house must’ve collapsed again.

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  • txdo_msk July 30, 2019

    I hope she gets enough $$ to get that fucking mole off her nose. That was more distractung than those frigging pancakes on her chest.

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  •   ketamine<3 July 30, 2019

    Pretty sure the non payment thing is scripted... she's really not the best actress.

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  •   ouch July 30, 2019

    Can I go to a restaurant and eat and say oh you're not getting paid that was a taste test ?

    +1 -0
    •   burfurger July 30, 2019

      @ouch

      Damn. You make a good point.

      +0 -0
    •   letmefindout July 30, 2019

      @ouch

      But if the meal was bad you just don't pay for it. You just send it back and leave.

      +0 -0
  • tacopenis July 30, 2019

    Lmfao dumb bitch

    +0 -0
  • erkie July 30, 2019

    AAHHHH YYYUUPPP ,I'll make you famous! If you believe that I have a bridge I can sell you in Jersey!

    +0 -2
  • erkie July 30, 2019

    My dick is a gentleman and stands up every time a woman passes by! It has a mind of it's own and is uncontrollable it'll point to the nearest dumb shit bitch and shoot off it's mouth and drool! Even at that bitch!

    +3 -2
  • gollums_turd July 30, 2019

    Did she rim someone earlier? Nutella nose

    +3 -0
  • pickdickle July 30, 2019

    "fuck you then' ummmm you just did dumbass

    +1 -0
  • louiejones July 30, 2019

    NAYK NAYK NAYK!!!

    +0 -0
  • bingo93 July 30, 2019

    Cute lite Whore :D

    +0 -0
  • d35p153 July 30, 2019

    Your deep throat skills don't make up for those sad little titties and mahogany asshole so no you're not getting paid today..or ever for that matter.

    +2 -0
  • da_roach July 30, 2019

    Megan Markles alternative career if she didn't marry a royal

    +1 -1
  • intylerwetrust July 30, 2019

    Just for the record those tits were awful. Go back to africa bitch

    +2 -1
    • frank n. stein July 30, 2019

      @intylerwetrust

      Another stupid one. WHAT gave you the idea she is from Africa?? The Hispanic accent? SMH

      +0 -0
      • intylerwetrust July 31, 2019

        @frank n. stein You've been on this site since the days of rosa parks...how do you not know sarcasm yet?

        Come on Frank you're better than this.

        +1 -0
  • brofist July 30, 2019

    Dawg at the end got it lmao

    +1 -0
  • geraldo_rivera July 30, 2019

    Thanks for the editing. I was all worked up about that DT then the laughing dog edit made my chubby go away and I was laughing. So bravo

    +1 -0
    • geraldo_rivera July 30, 2019

      @geraldo_rivera emotional roller coaster

      +1 -0
  • zoobafash July 30, 2019

    Biches worship cock but we don't get any bitch

    +0 -0
  • nazaxer July 30, 2019

    that hungarian chick really "pissed" me off

    +0 -0
  • as4x July 30, 2019

    Where did those big boobs go!!! , lol.

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein July 30, 2019

    "Fuck you, then," Honey,...you already DID

    +0 -0
  • mfdvr007 July 31, 2019

    Probably a memory she wants to get rid of

    +0 -0
  • humanityisdoomed July 31, 2019

    wow millenials are even bad at porn

    +1 -0
  • brthnlaw82 July 31, 2019

    fuck that bitch she know what it is

    +0 -0
  • mrjones July 31, 2019

    Holly MOLIE

    +1 -0
  • dioemorto August 2, 2019

    Did he fucked her for free?? are you serious? or was an actuation...

    +0 -0
  • otacon180 August 2, 2019

    BAIT AND SWITCH, that chest

    +0 -0
  • lustycamel August 5, 2019

    legend says she's still out of job.

    +0 -0
  • whocares01 August 6, 2019

    I used to think bang bus could be real at first...I was naive

    +0 -0
  • idnphsycopath August 8, 2019

    Welcome, it's TRAAAAAPPP....

    +0 -0
  • alt3r3d August 11, 2019

    Isn't this shit staged?

    +0 -0
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