MENTAL MONDAYS

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  •   letmefindout December 2, 2019

    Is it something in the water or something missing from the water?

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    • uponusall December 2, 2019

      @letmefindout

      I once saw a bloated pig float down the Delaware River.

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      •   GrimmWilder December 2, 2019

        @uponusall

        I saw Beavis on the floor doing "tp for my bungholio!""

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        •   ketamine<3 December 2, 2019

          @GrimmWilder dude that was Pickle Riiiiiiiiiiccccckk!!!

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        • alohasnackbar December 2, 2019

          @GrimmWilder looked more like Curley to me. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!

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      •   nybadguy December 2, 2019

        @uponusall did it go down the Rapids?

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      • smartfeller December 2, 2019

        @uponusall And they put a suit on him and made him President.

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        • harly9 December 2, 2019

          @smartfeller of France.

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    • mr_pickles December 2, 2019

      @letmefindout that’s just a normal day in San Francisco

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      •   letmefindout December 2, 2019

        @mr_pickles

        Him and the boys viewed it from the public bathhouse.

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    • erkie December 2, 2019

      @letmefindout

      Have you seen the movie "Cabin Fever"? It's in the water.

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      • mat2001uk December 20, 2019

        @erkie Why is no one pointing out the Donald Farty-Pants supporters acting like crazies?

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  • nomercyfukstics December 2, 2019

    last one ............What THE fuk did I do?.........

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  • uponusall December 2, 2019

    What did you do?!

    You just had to suck that dick, Bob.. you just had to suck that dick!

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  • qaz December 2, 2019

    I gotta get a hot dog

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    •   ketamine<3 December 2, 2019

      @qaz sir your balls are hanging and it's freezing...

      hey at least they're hanging.. my lonely nut would be tucked way up inside me if it was that cold lol.

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  • rprsovereign December 2, 2019

    Lol

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  • riothotline December 2, 2019

    wanking to the tunes of a parade while fantasizing about the chickas and their exposed thighs instead of just looking at them, and wanking

    smh

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    • fiddledeedee December 3, 2019

      @riothotline

      The downtrodden have senses that are heightened. I would believe he was fapping to the smell of their active, barely covered beavages.

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  • kolobos51 December 2, 2019

    Guy on the pool table, like Will Farrell's Anchorman "Cannonball" scene but funnier!

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  •   lafind December 2, 2019

    He din do notin!

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  •   toreal December 2, 2019

    Wow!! Trump supporters are mentally retarded.

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    •   happyjack December 2, 2019

      @toreal that’s a Trump Truth Dance, they’re chanting and praying to the gods for Trump to tell the truth. ......just kidding!! They’ll never care about the truth.

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    • smartfeller December 2, 2019

      @toreal Only the American ones. His Russian base are anything, but.

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    • alohasnackbar December 2, 2019

      @toreal cope harder there boy

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    • harly9 December 2, 2019

      @toreal Cinch up your Oblowme kneepads a little tighter and tell us how intelligent your camp is.

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    • dirtymeathider December 10, 2019

      @toreal

      only a retarded person would think a video taken out of context is truth.

      go watch the whole thing faggot.

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  • apatheticanarchist December 2, 2019

    You chose shitty friends bro

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  • mat2001uk December 2, 2019

    Welcome to America

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  •   mr_krabs December 2, 2019

    Is that the new Tom Clancy Fapping Blanket?

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  •   ketamine<3 December 2, 2019

    Bitch at 1:45 is ready!

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    • maggotyandy December 2, 2019

      @ketamine<3 Indeed. Little black dress and those shoes are all the consent you need.

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  • skippy joe pippy December 2, 2019

    'What the fuck did I do?' You were standing there being a homeless piece of shit.

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  • erkie December 2, 2019

    I wonder if State Farm Insurance will cover a chick caving in a roof on a car? After all it wasn't his fault .

    You see, when you get old you can do anything you want and get away with it because you just don't give a damn anymore.

    WTF did I do? If you don't know I'm not going to tell you,I'll just leave you dazed and confused for laughs. We all know we will never hear the end of it.

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    • fiddledeedee December 3, 2019

      @erkie

      I've got Vinny's insurance from New Jersey. He sells it from the trunk of his car, a new location every week. I contacted Vinny the other day to ask such a question about the car roof.

      "You'd be fuckin' covahed," he said as though irritated by the question.

      "Where do I... how would someone get their car..." I stammered.

      "We take care of the fuckin' cah, okay? We find the broad who did this thing. Dat broad ain't so good lookin' right? So in her case, we just use her freakin' face to scare the dents out of the car! I get my boy Tony to scrub the herpes and pubic hair and whatnot off the roof and you're good to go. Ba-da-boom. I don't like all these questions about bullshit. You got lots more fuckin' questions, I can answer them for you down near the peer tonight around 2 am. And don't bring anyone."

      "Uh, no, thank you, Vinny, everything fine here..." I ended my inquiry, while running towards a taxi.

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  • maggotyandy December 2, 2019

    Somebody needs to build a boat for these people. A really big boat. That leaks.

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  • smartfeller December 2, 2019

    They could just call this; Another day in America, tbf... although if you spent a day in the UK, you'd see much the same.

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  • erkie December 2, 2019

    WTF did you do? You were born, that's what you did.

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  • louiejones December 2, 2019

    t's just another Mental Monday

    I wish it was Sunday

    'Cause that's my fun day

    My I don't have to run day

    It's just another Mental Monday.....

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  • louiejones December 2, 2019

    you were fuckin born that's what the fuck you do shithead......

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    •   burfurger December 2, 2019

      @louiejones

      Is there an echo in here?

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  •   burfurger December 2, 2019

    Asians trying to bring break dancing back?

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  • night-kappa December 2, 2019

    WTF kindda language were they speaking? lol

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  •   ouch December 2, 2019

    What did you do?

    Logged on to cs and called someone a Nigga!

    LOL

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  • gordondudley3rd December 2, 2019

    1:35 perfect example why people who argue politics are fucking retarded

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  • ba1 December 2, 2019

    What the fuck did you do???

    Can't you tell?

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  • insanitary December 2, 2019

    What the fuck did I do? Probably drank too much

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  • wisktaplow December 3, 2019

    The guy in the red shirt pulled over his head wins, …, I would have hit the gas hard as soon as that naked black bitch stood on the roof of my car

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  • mrmassey December 3, 2019

    Did anyone else notice the "self riding" moped

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  • fiddledeedee December 3, 2019

    That poor drunk girl in the black dress! I'll steady her with my dick in her ass and sober her up with a snoot full of baby batter.

    I'll put her in a shopping cart and wheel her to the doorstep of her friend's house while's she's oozing with a fresh cream-pie.

    How much more a gentleman could a guy be?

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  • ballzack December 3, 2019

    You were born. That’s what you did

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  • tallpostal December 3, 2019

    Wet de fek did eye dew?

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  • disturbedpup December 3, 2019

    But what the fuck did he do?

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  • krazybitch4u699 December 3, 2019

    He's still trying to figure out what the fuck he did.

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  • sick_fuck December 3, 2019

    What did you do, bleeding all over the place and spreading ur aids like if magic Johnson was a prostitute

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  • jbradby December 3, 2019

    Cunt on the floor of the fast food place sounds like Cartman running away from a vaccination

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  • frank n. stein December 8, 2019

    Trump supporters are crazy whackos? Really? JK, we all know they're stupid, b'cause they voted for his dumb ass!

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  • satanswork December 28, 2019

    it seems a fucked up place.

    I want to go there.

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