Screw reading a newspaper or magazine when your taking a shit. With all the latest technology out there, you can drop a deuce without missing a second on your twitter account. Nothing says classy like updating your face book from the toilet.
Now that's just fuckin sexy as hell
Do women still wear body suits?
I agree, a chick who will jump out of your bed in the morning and get right back to work. is sexy as hell!
I've done this.
Not even gonna lie.
she's reading the posts by rareranking and wondering wtf he is talking about.....
she is googling for a cure for constipation....
Who the hell wears leotards?
she needs to build a table or fold down desk
definatly quick acsess in that outfit!
LMMF'AO,...!!! Sadly, how MF' true, Bittchess!!!!
Not a bad Ideal thoward something like the baby changing tables in airplane restrooms. It'll fold down two or three inches above her lap plus have GFCI plug for powering her Note Book, Lap Top, and Misc Items!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Crazyshit user uploading worthy "user submitted poop"
3 in 1 now thats talent
thats the girl who shit all over the places a few pics ago
Is she wearing a onesie?
That laptop is going to catch a nasty virus from the bathroom floor.
deathbreath666 has got it right.
shes calling 1-800-exlax.
Rich bitch shes got an apple comp
And this month's "Most Dedicated Employee" award goes to...
She's googling to see if a black turd means you gonna die??? That can't be good!!!
Diarrea in the office can be a bitch. You never know when you gotta go. Prolly has her cubical name on the stall for the day.
She must have been demoted.
Can I wipe your ass?
yea i'll fax that shit over right away.
Twitter "I'm shitting rite now, I'll wipe later"
I would like to stand at the side of her and piss on her ass, let it drip off then finger her ass, then jackoff on her ass.
^lol....then kick her ass....