Captian Not Getting Laid Ever

Captian Not Getting Laid Ever
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28,135 Views 1 decade ago Fatty Fatty

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Captain Not Getting Laid Ever. His super powers include not getting laid, bad breath, and sweaty pits. Also, he likes anime.

  • squirrelkiller July 31, 2009

    ^^^IT'S YOU

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  • haterade July 31, 2009

    these nerd gatherings are like band camp - everyone fucks. he's probably getting more pussy then all you retards combined.

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  • jaimejam July 31, 2009

    I enjoy the fact that this dude has bigger titties than most 14 year old girls and that these dorks would rather give this nerd attention than the cute black girl with the red skirt in the background.

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