My Resume Is The Shit
Reading through resumes and job applications all day would be boring as fuck. Until you stumbled across the greatest one ever. This dude needs to be hired pronto, before another company snat... Show more
Reading through resumes and job applications all day would be boring as fuck. Until you stumbled across the greatest one ever. This dude needs to be hired pronto, before another company snat... Show more
ADAM YOU NEED TO HIRE THIS DOPE MOFO. HE IS AWESOME!
Love, Roanald McDumfuck...who the fuck says love on a resume, bet his cum guzzling skills are dope too
I would wipe my bunghole with it and toss it in the garbage....