I hope Santa left some lube in my stocking cause all these Christmas sluts got me ready to beat my dick up. The only gift I want this year is some warm vagina wrapped around my yule log.
^^I'm pretty sure it's Photoshopped. Either that, or Kaley Cuoco has a neck as long as the aliens in Close Encounters.
♫♪ i'll be home for christmas ♪♫ you can count on me♫ ther'll be ho's ♫♪...♫and girls who blow ♪♫....♪♫and me fucking them....under the tree!♪♫
All I want for Christmas are those ten front teats!!
Damn I hate hot women who know there hot... give me daddy issues and baggage.
Damn, all this time all I wanted fer x-mas was my two front teef!
no tranny, smh
Thanks Adam for a Dickless Christmas eve. Best present ever !!