Ever close a door shut on your finger? That shit hurts, doesn't it? So imagine closing the door on your dick. Imagine doing that on purpose because it turns you on. Fucking freaks.
Apparently the guy from the revolving door yesterday didn't have enough
"Glory Hole" you're doing it wrong!
I'm happy to b Caucasian, although we white men are the minority now cuz we can't use the racist card or run across the border screaming \"chimichanga\" and get our college paid for but besides all that, white dudes do some fucked up shit to their dicks, why??!!!!! CSFL bitches
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I don't think your gonna hit the shitter from there
Would be a much more interesting photo if the dick was crushed in two, hanging by a bloody thread. One of you guys take me up on my dare.
Is it just me or is the toilet seat cover to tall for the seat?
hey mildred the hand soap despenser in your bathroom looks just like a cock.
@sbohica....a weird picture to take a political stance on.....\"and if elected not only will we slam our dicks in doors, we will also open those same doors and send our kids to college through them\"
Hurts to even look.
Give this fucker a whack with a butcher knife, that crazy fuck would be in ecstasy!! And I'll be happy to know he couldn't have any offspring!!
Dammit, Dick! Don't you ever knock?
@goodster : Was this a serious question?.. I thought I was stupid before reading your comment. (pssst: curved glass..)
That will solve the erection for more than 4 hours problem.