He must just be trying to burn off his pubes, cause I don't see a dick anywhere. Maybe they already cut it off and served it as an appetizer. He'll be shitting on a plate for dessert. Who's hungry?
They just really like smelling shit all the time...
I think the matchstick is bigger.
I thought they steamed their crabs.
He's just making a fresh batch of fried lice
why not chop it off
Het bro where the fuck is your dick?
He is hoping someone will smoke it if he lights it.
Dude in the front is like "I told you guys not to bring Yoshi to happy hour. I know his dad's the boss, but he just can't handle his Sapporo."
Don't light it the wick is to short it will blow in your face
Brow out ya birday cantle
How do these fucking people reproduce with their miniscule dicks? Does any asian man have a ding a ling bigger than 2 fuckin inches?
And then their stupid fucking porns with asian bitches squeaking and crying like a dog toy while she gets 'pounded' by a hamster sized dick.
I feel bigger today , today is a good day
The closest an Asian will get to having a firecrotch.
Look at his buddies, they hate this MF" SHIT!!!
Hes possessed by The Lizard King!_
Lay off the saki there Wee Dong!
Wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to burn off a Maggot.
Hung like a Yankees fan.
Is that his Dick or his pinky
Think his buddy's wanted to know what a baby godzillia looked like.
Kim Jong Un showing of North Korea's fire power .
Typical business lunch meeting in Japan.
Look I know everyone is focusing on the fire. As a heterosexual male, I am going to point out the fact that his pubes are longer than his cock. Just sayin ....
Well, it looks like Adam gets a hot lunch today.
Kamikaze flambé anyone?
Boy ain't got no wick.
Pube burning off genitals is a lot of fun
Oh no he's gonna burn his clit