Miracle Of Birth
This is how elephants are born. Just a quick squat some splatter of body fluids and blood and you've got a newborn baby elephant.
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This is how elephants are born. Just a quick squat some splatter of body fluids and blood and you've got a newborn baby elephant.
which Grimsby brother is that ?
Welcome to hell
Poor elephants shouldnt be locked up like criminals like that
it's the mother that is supposed to be taking care of the baby not that bald
bloke
Even the elephant was smart enough not to walk in that shit and I'm pretty sure in the wild they don't just let the baby fall out on a blacktop driveway
That's got to be the birth video of that fat bitch in bed !!!!!!
Nature is gross
reminds me of a date I once had
I've taken a shit that felt that big.
Thus a new live is delivered upon this world, its’ species will continue...
Well... I be done seen bout erry thing, when I see a elephant fly.
Nasty white guy goes up there and touches it with his bare hands.
@toreal yeah thank god for white nurses, otherwise you would have ended up in the abortion pile
When I was in school sixth grade I was first back into my classroom from break, it was to damn hot so I come on back in when out of no where a pain hit me in my stomach going right down into my asshole!!! There was no way I could make it to the toliet without loading up my pants and be the talk of school all way into twelfth grade!!! And beyond!! My cool ness was on the line
If I shit my britches I will never get LAYED down the road. I'm lucky now Karen Massey letting me play with them big tittys in class!!?? So the only thing I could do and if I got caught I might get expelled but I would go down in school history with those kids as a fucking shit crazed hero !!! Oh hell yeah!!!
So as quick as the pains hit and that massive flood of shit came flooding out of me, turds liquied vile corn peanut infused fucking shit I pulled down my pants pulled the chair from my teachers desk??? I hated the bitch anyway!!
Mizz zitssman!!!?? The fucking homo bitch!! I pulled back the chair and let it rip up under her desk!!! Boom fart splat pouring guts turds corn peanuts the works!! Then it was over!!! THE HUMANITY!!! I WIPED MY ASS ON SOME OF THE TURNED IN HOME WORK HAULED ASS OUT ANOTHER DOOR CIRCLED AROUND SCHOOL AND GOT IN LINE TO GO BACK TO CLASS!!?? I didn't get caught !! I had a good shit and mizz zittsman had a fucking cow!!!
Good times!!!
^dude I know who you are now...welcome bart simpson
If your talking about me eh maybe I'm yellow but that's from all the booze I've drunk and I haven't a live anymore!! Doctors said I needed a liver and told me it would cost about 600,000$ I told them do you no how much good scotch whiskey I could by with that much money!!! Fuck a liver don't need it the fucker!!! Anyway a little of Bart but a whole hell of a lot like homer!!! But with a little more hair!!!
She dropped that newborn like the Octomom.
thats a fat pussy!!
Girl Power!!!!
go go gadget elephant placenta
Fuck that shit, Looks like someone cut open a beached whale, Pray for the poor fuckers that have that shitty job.
@yeknom there is nothing natural about that, Instead of landing on concrete in a prison sell that baby elephant would have been born on grass, At least the landing would be softer.