I thought I had it bad but can't get any worse than being a flat broke and dead Mexican. No more tequila for Juan since now he's just a a blood stain on the road with his guts splattered all...I thought I had it bad but can't get any worse than being a flat broke and dead Mexican. No more tequila for Juan since now he's just a a blood stain on the road with his guts splattered all over the place. I'm sure an open casket funeral is out of the question. Who's responsible for this somebody spill the beans!
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Stay on your side of the border
Typical Interstate 5 result. Now he can't sue.
@mordecai #triggered