That must've been one wild obituary for the locals to read in the newspaper.
So this is how mordecai
Early night eggs? You must of Had your fill of cock. Can you do us all a favor, and see if this actually works? If we don't hear from you, we'll know the answer. I mean, for all we know, you've Already tried.
James lol u don't make since do u want my cock in your ass or something ?
I don't make Since? Well, you don't make sense.
As for your cock in my ass, no thank you. I'm not gay. Sorry, I'm just another guy rejecting you. Keep trying, there's someone out there for you.
Rejecting me lol u came on to me James please stop I'm not interested
No eggs, I wouldn't even cum on you. I'd rather send my troups down the drain.
Lies James u gay boy
james and eggs....right in front of evreybody you two go at it? have you no shame?..only because i have a nice looking ass in a pair of Levis
and before you ask...one nite with me and you would never go back to each other you whineing crying bitches...in a loving way...
The Ouch joke is way to easy.
@allcaps, can I have that night with you ? they don't want it.
Sick Fuck - I wonder is they buried him with the casket in his ass!
My heart started to fail just looking at the motherfuckers.
Fake: the word dildo is quite recent and could not have been used at that time.
Just looking at that motherfucker made my heart fail.
Looks like ouch died happy!
Its exactly how ouch wanted it at the end! With all his loved ones at his side! And in his ass!
^ I think ouch has a "bigger " family then that
@bennyboy19 You are incorrect. This image and the accompanying text is from a book entitled "Medicolegal Investigation of Death," first printed in 1992 and updated annually. As I'm sure you know, 1992 wasn't so long ago that "dildo" wasn't yet in use.
Not only that, but according to numerous sources the word "dildo" was being used as far back as the late 1500's:
"The Online Etymology Dictionary claims that its first use was in the late 1500s, in a Thomas Nash poem, called The Choice of Valentines, Nashe’s Dildo or The Merrie Ballad of Nashe his Dildo. Wikipedia says that a theory exists that “it originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy.”
- From dildographer.com
Did he really need 5 of the fuckers?
We need ouch to explain what's going on here but in a thorough Truckingman type of way. @The Truckingman I'm not dragging you into this mess I'm just commenting on how you give good descriptions.
Yeah, where the fuck is Ouch and Truckingman?
@allcaps, just having fun. And I don't know anything about you, so I'm not sure I want to see your ass in, or out of jeans.
and my mom always said where clean underwear
I bet he keeps tank rounds in the closet for his birthday.
Can't you just picture his family showing up for an impromptu visit?
Give you £5.00 for the Radio?
@happyjack I agree ... it's almost like ouch brought into the website and he's holding back
He probably has assless chaps too.
He must have had a bad itch that he wanted to scratch... but putting something too big and too far in your ass will kill you... it killed a guy who fucked a horse
Too bad he died... he could have been a spokesman for astroglide
I can't believe this!! I heard about this case live. I used to know a forensic woman who told me this case she had. Everything matches, even the fact that he died from a heart attack. She also said that his daughter did not know about dad's hobby...
I just have respect
WTF?she's blowing himself with his homemade nursing home equipment!!!.They probaly were wondering were all the table legs went???
Heart attack...HAW HAW..... His surprise party opened the door and yelled "SURPRISE!" Just as the trapeze thingy broke.
Hence the look
Imagine the chuckles at the grave-side sermon.................