When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.
@ouch...Which everybody knows it isn’t true, but Momma says it’s just a little white lie so it wouldn’t hurt nobody.
@ouch...PS... i think i ruined your roommates bathrobe
I was waiting for the paddles to come out too.
@Cory H. I was waiting for them to go in
She needs more roughage in her diet, shitballs that hard must be backing up all the toilets.
Suddenly I feel like playing BINGO.
plop.. plop plop plop plop..... plop....
I think they have A pill for that...
She has a mean serve.
Hey Ouch, was this picked up off the cutting room floor from Priscilla Queen of The Desert? This should've made the cut.
my kind of woman. Nasty, kinky, and in the kitchen.
she's laying those eggs over easily :P
@mordecai Where is eggs?
There are laws against Bullying.
Asians can do anything with a pussy or an ass except what your supposed to do with it.
Damn, sure you'll lose the whole hot dogs
sorry, that does absolutely NOTHING for me....just more questions that need answering
All along I thought humans were live birth.
She reminds me of a sea turtle laying eggs.
@blumpkin...maybe she fucked a ninja turtle!
even after seein this a couple times....yuck and no
Would you please consider a PG request to limit 'Anal Related' vids/pics to around 30% of Postings please.
Last time I saw light fixtures like that Capt Kirk and entire Away Team vanished to Taros 5.
@airsporter I remember Adam saying "anal" was the top searched key word on this site so your request might not be honored even though it's a good one!
She should be on Americans got talent.
Wait, this isn't how Asians give birth? That's how the turtles do it on National Geographic's....
I am surprised that she was abled to shot some of these ping pong balls the distance the balls traveled, five to eight foot away from her anus to the camera. The muscler walls rectum, the last segment of the large intestine before the anus, are composed of smooth muscle tissue that is the weakest type of muscle tissue in the human body.
@truckingman when you drink beer, do you always drink Dos Equis?
Before the last ball came out, it looked like her bladder was trying to escape!
I won't eat any food prepared in that kitchen.
I smell shit
Skill? If she can't shot one at a time across the room this is just called shitting ping pong balls like an amature.
Tonight's Powerball numbers are....
id fuck her
They didn't show the football, basketball and the beach ball that came after.
Super lotto rating would go through the roof
Forrest Gump got nothing on her GAME Lol
Reminds me of a scene in "I Want Candy"
If this doesn't work out ,she can always get a job being a Pitching Machine.
That one that hit the camera though.