There goes my REI membership.
A tent cant save him from a tow missle, but it CAN save him from being seen fucking a Camel.
"Red Dot and Shittin Dresses" sounds like a really cool band name.
@luvthick sounds like some millennial band
Alla his tent was gone but it looks like he gets up at the end of you look closer
Come on down to Tent City
Our prices are explosive!
@ouch I bet... just look at those satisfied customers, they had a blast
Jay Jay got one and he said it was DYNooooMITE!
'Ouch the Tents are MF" BLOWING OFF THE MF" SHELVES!!!!!!'
"""'IT IS A MF" C FOUR OF MADNESS!!!!!!'"""
T-Man sale man of the month
Maybe if you had not set up camp in THE MIDDLE OF THE ONLY FUCKING PATH!!! this would not have happen Akbar!
This act was not virgin worthy. Denied.
Well, at least they will avoid the 'a-tented' escape charge
@kore +1. That was funny.
@kore You have to admit that was in tents.
Them lightning bugs got one hell of a bite!
More fucking money than sense.
How much did it cost to blow up what looks like a Wedding Marquee in the middle of some shitty dirt track?
@airsporter I bet it took 15.000$ for the tow for a job that a 0,80$ lighter could do too.
He didnt even kill the ONLY guy there. He's standing up at the end to look if his goatwife survived.
Quantum the tent could have had a few ISIS soldier sleeping or ammo crates hinden in it.
@truckingman . . Machinegun, mortar, grenade . . . not a missile intended to crack TANKS.
@quantum . . I have to correct myself. A real TOW missile costs about 60.000$
They Got The Tent All Blown up To Pieces BUT Ol Allah Akbar At The End of The Video stood up..
There are signs all over, here down south, proclaiming 'He will rise again". We just witnessed it.
You had me at tent missile and blow.
A tow for the towelhead.
This is what happens when you catch the laser pointer!
All that action made me "pitch a tent"
Another goat fucker on his way to mo-ham-id
Won't play for me. Guess I'll just look at the milfs tits in the ad below and fap into ol crusty
It took my phone a couple of times to get it to play.
Keep trying. Its a .gif(im assuming) so that cud be it.
If the cunt had run for his life to the LEFT, he woulda been fine. Haha.
well how about that, another invalid source
Starting forest fires and other shit
but it saved him , he just stand up after that ...u can clearly see at the end
@atomfried Yeah i saw that too right at the end. All that BOOM! and no kill.
To the people whom speak 'Arabic' language, I apologize for the content of this joke. I did not mean for the content to offend any of the Muslim people. My joke is towards the ISIS organization not its' people.
ISIS soldier, "Identify your self!"
ISIS soldier, "What do you want?"
Tow, "I have a delivery for you."
ISIS soldier, "A delivery?" "What is this delivery?"
Tow, "A TOW MISSILE OF FUCK YOU!!!"
الناس الذين يتكلمون اللغة العربية، أعتذر عن محتوى هذه النكتة. لم أقصد للمحتوى أن يسيء إلى أي شعب مسلم. مزاحتي هي نحو تنظيم داعش وليس شعبها.
إيزيس الجندي، "تحديد نفسك!"
داعش الجندي "ماذا تريد؟"
السحب، "لدي تسليم لك".
داعش، "تسليم؟" "ما هو هذا التسليم؟"
السحب، "A صاروخية من اللعنة لك !!!"
I wrote the apologe, to the muslim people, for that fact, I would not be targeted for excution. Also, I wrote dialect of the conversation, my comment above, in arabic, so conversation would feel like it came directly from the battlefield.
That looked like perfect timing, he just bent over looks like to unzip the door to get in. Like right... Where did I put my phoneBOOOOOOM
i can make a tent when i wake up in the morning woods
Tents protect you from
Rain - check
Bears - check
Bigfoot - check
Toe Missile - nope
That couldve been prevented if the tent was camo
He may have stood up but I bet he is deaf now and he probably needs a new O ring after shitting himself.
uhmmm... he survived... you can see him stand up.
Betcha he won't camp there again
Thats some awesome shit, straight through the front door of the Akbars Duplex
man i thought that tent would hold better . i guess not
road is clear for the goats now!!