No bet twenty keep twenty get dick sucked pronto!
I can’t stop farting
I thought it was one of those old magic tricks.
Swallowed'em up like a five dollar Hooker!!!
I got blown by a $5 hooker once in Kansas City
@hiwudjablome Thnx for sharing
The difference between comedy and tragedy....
Comedy is when someone falls into a manhole
Tragedy is when I get a paper cut.
@felterupgood Just about to give you a +1 but I knew it had to be stolen material. So I looked it up. Credit this joke to the late great Mel Brooks...
Sorry to Charlie Chaplin for plagiarizing his material like Mel Brooks did.
I want my twenty bucks...I guessed it
@vikingshill Send your information to the Open Manhole Society Of China for your claim.
The guy in the van must be pissed, i stop and this asshole disappeared! WTF
What a draining experience.
Poor bastard. I bet that's atleast a 36" line that's running full capacity. He's going for a little ride before he drowns in shit water..
@sbohica are you an expert in shit?
As a matter of FACT, I am quack quack. Thanks for asking.
Sbohica, I am wondering if you work at a sewage treatment plant or as a part of a septic tank pumping crew.
No Mr Robert. I used to run a company that cleaned and shot video of waste lines, whether storm water or sewer.
@sbohica How was that job? And why did you give it up?
I thoughtt he was going to get stuck half way in a sink hole and BADING!
Man the fucking hole!
Hole in one,,,one in hole
@hiwudjablome more like hole in juan or juan in hole. Like two Mexicans fighting is called a juan on juan.
Bus to hell!)
$20 I bet you can't prove he died.
where the hell did he go?
Hey, does anyone want to buy a cool man-hole cover, I uhhh.... never mind...
Dude where did he go ....
New "Criss Angle" act...
Mike, I believe the victim died from a heart attack cause by the sudden fear of being run over by the van.
I almost died of old age waiting to see what happened to him.
SHIT, where do I send the $20?
Pennywise snatched his ass.
Gif loading 6 minutes . .. I feel like it's 1999 again. I love it!
I doubt he died.
Was looking for a ride but instead went straight to hell!
He wished right then that the earth would just open up and swallow him.