SCIENCE CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS ONE

  • carlspackler December 14, 2017

    The bouncing clam dig.

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    • thor156 December 14, 2017

      @carlspackler Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between

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  •   maddog123 December 14, 2017

    Think of the farts coming out of that thing

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  • letmefindout December 14, 2017

    Technology and athleticism are great! Improved performance and more bounce for the ounce.

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  •   big_daddy305 December 14, 2017

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

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  •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    Oh I gots to get in on some of THAT!!!!

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    • digurgutsout December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I thought you didn't like black chicks.

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      • srv December 14, 2017

        @digurgutsout

        ¿Que? no hay mujeres negras, negro ...

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      •   luvthick December 14, 2017

        @digurgutsout

        He loves them, he just can't get them.

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        •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

          @luvthick

          True...i likes'em big asses....if it ain't twerkin, it ain't workin!

          But alas, none for me...

          my favorite whore house (Bob's bargin bin-O-boons) closed down.,.,,.

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          • offdhook December 17, 2017

            @GrimmWilder enroll elsewhere

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  •   ouch December 14, 2017

    Jumping Jack GASH got a Rash Rash Rash!

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  • felterupgood December 14, 2017

    This act would go over well down at the fire house.

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  • sealex December 14, 2017

    Well everyone knows for sure she can take a pounding.

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  • maxm60 December 14, 2017

    That's one sticky pussy!

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  • deadpen December 14, 2017

    Sticky pole. There you go science, count that as your "everybody gets one"

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    • letmefindout December 14, 2017

      @deadpen

      Just another ride at the carnival.

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    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @deadpen Thank you Mr. Wizard!

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  • digurgutsout December 14, 2017

    This is how clubs in Atlanta are. Athletes with Ass!

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  • kiwi cunt December 14, 2017

    Jesus those legs would crush you like a boa constrictor.

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  • airsporter December 14, 2017

    Reminds me of a monkey climbing up and down a stick toy we used to have as kids.

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    • srv December 14, 2017

      @airsporter

      It actually reminds me of real monkeys.

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  • ithinkimdumb December 14, 2017

    I got to start going to better strip clubs...

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    •   ouch December 14, 2017

      @ithinkimdumb I gotta stop going

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  • jimsacunt December 14, 2017

    Making paper

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  •   ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

    That's a strong chick! Look at all those dollars on the stage hell yeah make that money girls!

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  •   ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

    I wonder how many times she cracked her head on the stage practicing that lol

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    • bigsmokey86 December 14, 2017

      @ketamine<3 I'm sure there were some emergency room visits.

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      •   ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 not gonna lie, I hope there was cause I laughed at your comment lol

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        •   sarge07 December 14, 2017

          @ketamine<3 I threw a bachelor party at TDs West on Miracle Mile and caught an ER nurse I know dancing there. I assured her that discretions was utmost and I wouldn't tell anyone.

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          •   ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

            @sarge07 yet you just did ;) lol your secret is safe with me.

            I know a handful of girls that strip dance on their days off, they say it's good money. I don't judge.

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            •   sarge07 December 15, 2017

              @ketamine<3 but I didn't mention her name

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          • maxm60 December 15, 2017

            @sarge07 for a price?

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  • 11cool11 December 14, 2017

    I love government cheese

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  • fucktheusa December 14, 2017

    USA USA USA the four big things from the US WAR, ANALPORN, HAMBURGER, STRIPSHOWS USA USA USA

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    • bigsmokey86 December 14, 2017

      @fucktheusa ok.......and?

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    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @fucktheusa so send us a video of you stripping a dead camel jockey and eating a hamburger as you bugger him. There, now you have it all covered!

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      •   sarge07 December 14, 2017

        @maxm60 be nice, he's still mad his gramma was an ass whore for our boys in WWII

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    • srv December 14, 2017

      @fucktheusa

      Count much? That's three ...

      So, what war, Abu Mahokah Macocka? The anger over whatever conflict pisses you off (who gives a rat's huge ballsac) just seethes within you and I feed off it. *Sniiifffff* ... aaaahhh. I can smell the anxious frustration that oozes from your every pore and I like it.

      Go head back to the rock crevice you spawned from and wait for dinner to pitter patter on by.

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  • srv December 14, 2017

    Woman and octopus... one and the same? Her snatch has the rare grip strength of a tentacle, which is equivalent to eight snatches, thus the name octopus – octi. Why do you think this insidious sea-dweller's name broken down is simply "eight pussies" and occupies real estate in the minds of the most hardened scuba divers?

    And lastly, the octopus does its own sick squirting: the black ink kind! Just imagine if our whores started squirting black ink!! Oh, the horror!! Actually, it might be hot ... Nevermind, but you get the point!!

    And now they use their "tentacle" to make money gripping another kind of "pole" ... the steel kind.

    Pretty sneaky, sis ...

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    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @srv watch a lot of sci-fi do ya?

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      • srv December 14, 2017

        @maxm60

        Sci-fi?! ... I'm talking non-fiction, muchacho!!

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        • maxm60 December 15, 2017

          @srv you should write a book about that shit!

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  •   nybadguy December 14, 2017

    Bet she can ride a hell of a dick.

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  • vanboner December 14, 2017

    Do they do birthday parties?

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    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @vanboner and bar-mitzvahs!

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      •   sarge07 December 14, 2017

        @maxm60 they get paid in tips, DA DUMM DUMM

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        • maxm60 December 15, 2017

          @sarge07 oh man. You're a 'cut-up'!

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  •   luvthick December 14, 2017

    I thought the weenie one was going to dissappear in the middle.

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  •   siko666 December 14, 2017

    Its the Slutty-Gym

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  • chained cat December 14, 2017

    You lot are fucking blind!

    Thats mini me in drag bouncing up down there

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    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @chained cat a 'tater-thot'?

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  • maxm60 December 14, 2017

    Do ya see what professions a liberal arts degree will get you? This and mickey D's!

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  • salvador76 December 14, 2017

    That was not sexy....

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  •   truckingman December 14, 2017

    Is the lady, whom is hold on the pole, wearing a hiden harness, that is allowing her to support both her and her partner's weight during their dance routine?

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  • los_pedos_saco December 14, 2017

    Its call new and improved salad stoss n

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  • hiwudjablome December 15, 2017

    id give um a dollar.......

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  • blowback51 January 10, 2018

    How much stank ,is putting to much stank on it?

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