HOW -NOT- TO SAVE A SUICIDE JUMPER (WAIT FOR IT...)

  •   ouch December 22, 2017

    Did she died?

    +5 -6
    • airsporter December 23, 2017

      @ouch + Though I had expected better from you.

      +0 -0
      • kore December 24, 2017

        @airsporter Damned!!!, I dropped another one

        +0 -0
  • kore December 22, 2017

    Butter fingers.... You killed her....

    +2 -0
    • letmefindout December 22, 2017

      @kore

      All that was missing was the banana peel.

      +0 -0
    • sealex December 22, 2017

      @kore

      I think that's what they call "suicide assistance " or murder depending the place lol

      +1 -0
  • rubber December 22, 2017

    Don't see anything wrong here... Just helping with what they want. This way he did some flips too

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome December 22, 2017

    Yea that didnt work............

    +2 -0
    • bigsmokey86 December 22, 2017

      @hiwudjablome wwwwehhooppsss!!!!

      +1 -0
  • twofords December 22, 2017

    OOOPS!!!

    +2 -0
  •   GrimmWilder December 22, 2017

    Maaan, you were SO close,....bring'em up and try it again!

    +7 -1
    • srv December 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder +1

      How many quarters do we have left?

      +3 -5
    • bigsmokey86 December 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Why even waste time in the first place? If people want to commit suicide that's on them, fuck em.

      +2 -0
      •   GrimmWilder December 22, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        Because suicide is against the Law Oh my brethren!!!!!

        +2 -1
        •   wombatbytes December 23, 2017

          @GrimmWilder : Suicide isn't against the law because there'd be no-one to charge.

          Attempting suicide is a different matter...

          +0 -0
      • fiddledeedee December 24, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        It's not really on them, sometimes it is a medical condition. Some people actually have a physiological difficulties that severely alters their mood and thinking. At that point they need professional intervention and medical help.

        +0 -0
  • mrthorwald December 22, 2017

    It was his first day at work.

    +3 -0
  • mrthorwald December 22, 2017

    I imagine he felt a surge of God-like power when they said " I want to live " and he thought - fuck no, you're dying today i'm gonna drop you like a hot potato!

    +2 -0
  •   ketamine<3 December 22, 2017

    I got you man! Your going to be just fine..

    Psyche!

    +3 -0
  • felterupgood December 22, 2017

    This was clearly in a developed country. The rescue guy was smart enough to tether himself with a roap AND tie the other end to something that supported his weight.

    +1 -4
  •   luvthick December 22, 2017

    Sweet parallel pass! One more pass to go........ What!?... Ummm... Shit, he fumbled... RIP!

    +3 -0
  • liberalsaretards December 22, 2017

    Shouldnt have eatin that grill cheese sandmich before the rescue

    +2 -0
  • berget December 22, 2017

    approved and sponsored by the state

    +1 -0
  • periwinkle December 22, 2017

    Boi fell for about 3 seconds, so he travelled around 44.1 meters, meaning he hit the ground at 29.4 m/s. Quick Maffs

    he ded

    +2 -0
  •   truckingman December 22, 2017

    I was wondering why the resuer did not have, or try to put, a sholder or loop harness on the suicide victim before the said victim slid from between grasp of the rescuer's legs.

    +1 -0
  • carlacream December 22, 2017

    missed

    +0 -0
  • ob1 December 22, 2017

    If you really kill yourself, let go. Here ill help you

    +1 -0
  • isawaputtycat December 22, 2017

    Oops. Sorry mate.

    +0 -1
  • fatlarry December 22, 2017

    woopsy daisy

    +2 -0
  • maxm60 December 23, 2017

    You're suppose to put a tether around his neck so if you do drop him you can pull him back up!

    +1 -0
    • blackenedamerica December 23, 2017

      @maxm60 that was a temp the real dude called in sick that day

      +0 -0
  • peaks December 23, 2017

    It sucks when the rescuers' break time pops up in the middle of something important.

    +0 -0
  • sheelajackson December 23, 2017

    Looks like he got what he wanted, afterall. Good job fellas!

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy December 23, 2017

    That will haunt him the rest of his life.

    +2 -0
  • sir badass i December 23, 2017

    Whoops a daisy. Dropped the baby.

    +1 -0
  • airsporter December 23, 2017

    Begs you to wonder what the Hourly rate for a Rescue Worker is.....

    Doubling it would not be too much.

    +0 -0
    • srv December 23, 2017

      @airsporter

      Nap time ...

      zzz ...

      Unlike w/Ouch, no one expects more from you, Mr. Bean.

      +0 -0
  • pewpewpowa December 23, 2017

    I think he forgot to flap his wings

    +0 -0
  • deadpen December 23, 2017

    I think this was the "Get them further from the building" move.

    +0 -0
  • deadpen December 23, 2017

    Math class: Percentages

    If a 230 lb jumper is hanging from a 15 story building and a 102 lb cop is going to save their life what is the percentage the cop will have enough arm strength to carry the jumper back up the building to safety?

    Bonus Question:

    What is the percentage that the jumper wanted to live and it was all for attention if he waited long enough for police to be called, show up, set up a perimeter, and get their "Hanging Save You" device?

    +0 -0
  • blackenedamerica December 23, 2017

    damn what a fumble he is an A1 suicide enabler though the new dr.death

    +0 -0
  • blackenedamerica December 23, 2017

    she was tired of hanging out with him

    +0 -0
  • bratt spit December 24, 2017

    They just murderd him!!! correct me if im wrong

    +0 -0
  • kxji December 27, 2017

    New spider man looks good.

    +0 -0
  • naturalspirit February 3, 2018

    Whats up here on CRAZYSHIT no info or sound anymore???.

    +0 -0
  • eastvanrulz March 18, 2018

    Ya can't win em all ...but it would be nice to win one once in a while

    +0 -0
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