Holy snapping duck shit.
It just wants to feed...
Holy snapping duckshit, Robin!
@wombatbytes it took my money too
@wombatbytes like a rat up a drainpipe....
Bitch is worse than a vending machine for loose'n shit up there!
There's like a seperate beast–it was the mouth of a whole other creature living inside her or something. And her pussy sits there frozen in utter fright, as her once friendly neighbor to the south, feeds ...
" Honey, are you sure you don't know where the damn remote is ? "
"Hey Boo Boo. Watch me pull a door knob outta her ass. Nothin' up my sleeve...Presto!"
Now Dyson has some real competition.
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hurry up someone grab a vacusuck before its too late!
"Alright I found the door knob. Now where is the rest of the door?"
The knob got an odor stuck to it.
@tmenycologist maybe more like a blasshole.
And that is the first ever recorded black hole ladies and gentlemen. We will never see that butt plug again it was torn between time and space!
@ketamine<3 Black Hole + That hole = Blasshole
sucked it up like a dollar to a slot machine
Careful now!! That's how you lose a finger, fella!!
@goff or the ring off of his finger!
Cant fuck that one in the ass....,
@kore just lose the lube xP
Careful Lads- She looks faintly Hispanic and could be smuggling illegal Daleks into the U.S. taking away American Daleks jobs!
D.T. c/o Davos.
Airsporter are you a 'Whovian?'
@truckingman I used to be back in the 1960s before it all went poncified.
Black holes really do pull you in
Dude, dude just think what's gonna happen to your dick...it's a black hole!
Hope it doesn't crowd out the frogs.
Make a great mule
@nybadguy Nah! - You need long black eyelashes and a wisp of soft tufty hair on the ears to establish a relationship that endures.
That would have been funnier if she had one in her mouth and spit out after it disappeared up the Hershey highway
Oh for the whoretube star video above.. God bless whoever captures her drug fueled overdose on camera we can only pray it's while some dudes cocks down get throat. He better catch everyone's reactions, should be good times.
Can you say STRETCHED OUT!
That's her rectum opus. Or magnum opus. Take ur pick.
ANOTHER nasty ho!
I am wondering if her anus leads to an actual 'black hole.'
Dammit! I cant get a good enough grip with one hand...
No worries she will poop it out her mouth later.
FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!
Maxm60 "FEED ME NOW!!!!!!"
Going all in
look how big asshole she got?
WAS THAT A TRAILER HITCH?
Into Another DimensionThe Portal Next Thing You Know Its Gone