More vodka igor?
@berget But make it a perfusion, drinking it doesn't do shit anymore.
UMMM.....HE DIDN'T BREAK ANY GLASS, HE JUST STUMBLED BACKWORDS THRU THE SECTION WHERE THERE WAS NO GLASS.
@frank n. stein I don't know what you saw, but I saw glass shatter
@frank n. stein
All caps, totally fucking wrong, totally fucking gay.
Damn ... you're a mess.
They make glass that shatters rather than breaks and falls in large pieces due to drunk russians falling into glass panels. We have them to thank for making the world a safer place.
One more unpaid hooker in Russia.
@letmefindout that was a dude.. what kind of hookers do you buy?
Follow the bouncing ball. At that time of night one usually goes to the ATM to pay for a hooker. Because of the huge crime rate in Russia, very few people stuff their pockets with rubles, especially when drunk and especially at that time of night. Negative six for me having to explain.
@letmefindout I don't get hookers so i wouldn't know, much less how it goes in Russia. But I appreciate you sharing that so I know from now on. And why 6?
@ketamine<3 Look which way the clock hand points when at 6.
@lafind up and down? I'd have gone with 3 o'clock.. lew-who, za-her! Lol
@ketamine<3 ive never bought pussy ever either i rent it though
Could that be true, ket?
Thanks, drunk russians, ya bastards!
He was attempting to get to the ATM machine to withdrawal rubles for more vodka before last call. I guess he didn't make it.
@ogsabertooth +1 for some reason when I read your response, it was in the funny Russian accent from the movies
What is he pivoting around with his right hand before he hits the pane?
I did that to a screen door once
@stenchfart had a buddy of mine do that, walked right through my new $600 patio door
His glass is half full.
Meanwhile, our kids are being incapacitated by peanut allergies.
@luvthick And choosing genders,
Is it the vodka that makes them indestructible or are they indestructible sober too?
@lafind it's the wootka
@sarge07 Well then, if we ever go to war with them, we have to find all of their Wootka or we're doomed.
Oh, that reminds me.... It Friday and it's time to get fucked-up!!!
"Blyad! It's raining securite glass again!"
Im sure his growing cirrhosis is indestructible
i was wondering where he was, his wife came banging on my door talking about 'fusck me fusck me fusck me fusck me fusck me' i was like where's this bitches husband????
Should make their vodka bottles out of the same glass..
Worst thing about that is having to deal with the hangover the next day. That's one reason why I don't drink much anymore. Takes me days to bounce back.
@nybadguy i feel you brother... No more waking up with a mindfuck hangover or in a jail cell...lol.. Leave the drinkin to the youngsters and fucktards of the world..
@kojaksbozak Well ya know, now that I think of it, thanks to booze, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman. Woke up with a few arm chewers tho.
@nybadguy yea, that's why I quit as well
Lucky for him he won't remember any of this.
Must have been waiting on the Masked Buttbandit
There must be a connection between Russian booze and Russian people that somehow gives them some kind of invulnerability.
Eagles fans still celebrating
@neotap117 1+ fucking funny rick
that's good sniper dodging right there