I choose death!
@gandog56 You saying you don't like tranny niggers or something that looks like it has spent too much time at Chernobyl?
@gandog56 Death it will be by suffocation with #2's tits.
Give me liberty or give me death.
@gandog56 damn looks like I'll be fucking my first black chick..
I would accept death by a thousand cuts over either of them
Yummy I'll take both!
I'll just kill myself , then upload the video .
I’ll exercise my second amendment right and protect myself.
@Cory H. What if you only have one bullet and are chained up so you couldn't get away?
@bigsmokey86 two options:
Option 1, use only bullet to pull Hollyweird style escape by shooting through lock/chain and making your getaway
Option 2, put muzzle of gun under chin and engage trigger
@sarge07 dud round oh shit!!
I'd beat that she man in the head till dead and get stuck fucking the other one. At least it appears to be female.
@bigsmokey86 we're fucked
One of my favorite movie quotes comes to mind, from The Last Starfighter.. "We Die"...
@ketamine<3 Love that movie. I heard there could be a possible reboot and or television show coming up in the future.
@bigsmokey86 really? That would be badass! I've loved that movie since I was a kid I would totally watch that.
@ketamine<3 seriously? All these reboots have sucked big time
@sarge07 yeah that's true, but I grew up watching that movie it was one of my favorites. I guess I'm just excited to see how they make it.
@ketamine<3 yea it was good, just wait until the Hollyweird changes.
@ketamine<3 The same writer for the original is involved as well so let's cross our fingers.
There's an old Native American saying (Apache I think) that goes something like this: Today's a good day to die.
Actually, General Custer said it.
@letmefindout Custer got Siouxed
@maxm60 bullshit, that's a Hollyweirdism
#2 why? I like big tits and paper bags has a lot of good uses besides carrying groceries in them.
@bobadfett At least #2 has a vagina.........probably.
@bwooly : It's been so long since anyone has seen it, i's now coal mine.
"Workin in the coal mine,
goin down down
workin in the coal mine"
Come on sing it with meeee
That train looks pretty good...
I choose death , and for my last meal is like a sammich
I did them both already..then ouch gave me my V.I.P membership
I would like to be buried next to my parents please and no suit, plain casual clothes. Oh and if you didn't really like me or I didn't like you much don't go to my service being a 2 face. Thank you good luck to whoever chose one
Open The Gate JESUS I Pick Death By Colt 45 To The Brain
Pick one to what?!
I’d pick 1. Knowing my luck I’d find out after that it’s a dude...
@secret squirrel then get into a public fight? LOL
Wow thanks for the pics now I have milk all over my kitchen table
I will take # 2... Just let me a enjoy a 12 pack and pint of New Amsterdam 100 proof vodka, then I will get busy
Plays Jeopardy music!
eeny, meenie, miny, mo
I'd like a nice funeral with live music please!
Death by unga bunga!
@elmjr too funny... Remind me what movie thats from please...+1
@kojaksbozak : All of them...
@elmjr "Death by snusnu"
# 2... Only choice... If i chose 1, id be not only GAY , but a nigger lover too..... Thats dead!
Motorboating is out. “Titanic’ing” is in.
Who wants to live forever?
Hunde! Wollt ihr ewig leben?
The one on the right has a google maps view of downtown Rio on her tit (1 to 100) and the one on the left gets no comment
I choose option 3 = death
If I have to pick one OR die. Despite the horror it would be, the shame I would feel..... I have to go with the natural born pussy. At least I can close my eyes, breathe outta my mouth and pray the bitch dont get pregnant!
@wallawilly Not nice to speak about your mother like that you little bitch
I'll take "I'll die" for 500 Alec
Hey we're all going to die anyway fuck it let's get that shit over with!
UGH! #1...I'd figure it out if it happened.
Just give me the blunt Brazilian machete
I’ll take both I’m easy ;)
wait does the black one have a dick??
You couldnt have at least added a woman ?
Wallawilly, your Mom's looking great buddy
Seriously.....let it go!
Which one is toreal?
In ten seconds you'll find me wedged between the monstrous boobs of that fat girl, but you'll never get me to come out.
Imma choose death!!!
I'll take the fat white whore for 20 dollars Alex.
What's behind door number 3 ?
i'd better die !
just remember i want my ashes thrown off the mackinac bridge
Ahmed is tired of girls never showing bob so he took matters to his own hand ( or chest)
And for the question, i'd choose the train behind.
Id have to go big tits