ALRIGHT CRAZYSHIT, YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE OR DIE. WHICH IS IT?

  • gandog56 February 26, 2018

    I choose death!

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    • kiwi cunt February 26, 2018

      @gandog56 You saying you don't like tranny niggers or something that looks like it has spent too much time at Chernobyl?

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    •   ogsabertooth February 26, 2018

      @gandog56 Death it will be by suffocation with #2's tits.

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    • letmefindout February 26, 2018

      @gandog56

      Give me liberty or give me death.

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    • hairry-mcballstein February 28, 2018

      @gandog56 damn looks like I'll be fucking my first black chick..

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  • momma_mercy February 26, 2018

    I would accept death by a thousand cuts over either of them

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  • fukinyourmom February 26, 2018

    Yummy I'll take both!

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  • stevenkk February 26, 2018

    I'll just kill myself , then upload the video .

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 26, 2018

    I’ll exercise my second amendment right and protect myself.

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    • bigsmokey86 February 26, 2018

      @Cory H. What if you only have one bullet and are chained up so you couldn't get away?

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      •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 two options:

        Option 1, use only bullet to pull Hollyweird style escape by shooting through lock/chain and making your getaway

        Option 2, put muzzle of gun under chin and engage trigger

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        • bigsmokey86 February 26, 2018

          @sarge07 dud round oh shit!!

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 26, 2018

            @bigsmokey86,

            I'd beat that she man in the head till dead and get stuck fucking the other one. At least it appears to be female.

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          •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

            @bigsmokey86 we're fucked

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  •   ketamine<3 February 26, 2018

    One of my favorite movie quotes comes to mind, from The Last Starfighter.. "We Die"...

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    • bigsmokey86 February 26, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Love that movie. I heard there could be a possible reboot and or television show coming up in the future.

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      •   ketamine<3 February 26, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 really? That would be badass! I've loved that movie since I was a kid I would totally watch that.

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        •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

          @ketamine<3 seriously? All these reboots have sucked big time

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          •   ketamine<3 February 26, 2018

            @sarge07 yeah that's true, but I grew up watching that movie it was one of my favorites. I guess I'm just excited to see how they make it.

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            •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

              @ketamine<3 yea it was good, just wait until the Hollyweird changes.

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        • bigsmokey86 February 26, 2018

          @ketamine<3 The same writer for the original is involved as well so let's cross our fingers.

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  • maxm60 February 26, 2018

    There's an old Native American saying (Apache I think) that goes something like this: Today's a good day to die.

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    • letmefindout February 26, 2018

      @maxm60

      Actually, General Custer said it.

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      •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

        @letmefindout Custer got Siouxed

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    •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

      @maxm60 bullshit, that's a Hollyweirdism

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  • bobadfett February 26, 2018

    #2 why? I like big tits and paper bags has a lot of good uses besides carrying groceries in them.

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    • bwooly February 26, 2018

      @bobadfett At least #2 has a vagina.........probably.

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      •   wombatbytes February 26, 2018

        @bwooly : It's been so long since anyone has seen it, i's now coal mine.

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        •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

          @wombatbytes

          "Workin in the coal mine,

          goin down down

          workin in the coal mine"

          Come on sing it with meeee

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  • rubber February 26, 2018

    That train looks pretty good...

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  • tbcxtc February 26, 2018

    I choose death , and for my last meal is like a sammich

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  •   stenchfart February 26, 2018

    I did them both already..then ouch gave me my V.I.P membership

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  • sealex February 26, 2018

    I would like to be buried next to my parents please and no suit, plain casual clothes. Oh and if you didn't really like me or I didn't like you much don't go to my service being a 2 face. Thank you good luck to whoever chose one

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  • awwyeaa February 26, 2018

    My hand

    +1 -0
  • woodchipper30 February 26, 2018

    Open The Gate JESUS I Pick Death By Colt 45 To The Brain

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  • turtlesex February 26, 2018

    Pick one to what?!

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  • secret squirrel February 26, 2018

    I’d pick 1. Knowing my luck I’d find out after that it’s a dude...

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    •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

      @secret squirrel then get into a public fight? LOL

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  • madkraze February 26, 2018

    Wow thanks for the pics now I have milk all over my kitchen table

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  • bigsmokey86 February 26, 2018

    Decisions decisions.

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  • kore February 26, 2018

    I will take # 2... Just let me a enjoy a 12 pack and pint of New Amsterdam 100 proof vodka, then I will get busy

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  • arg February 26, 2018

    Plays Jeopardy music!

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  • zack sweeney February 26, 2018

    eeny, meenie, miny, mo

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  •   GrimmWilder February 26, 2018

    I'd like a nice funeral with live music please!

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  •   lafind February 26, 2018

    Death

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  • elmjr February 26, 2018

    Death by unga bunga!

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    • kojaksbozak February 26, 2018

      @elmjr too funny... Remind me what movie thats from please...+1

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    •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

      @elmjr "Death by snusnu"

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  • kojaksbozak February 26, 2018

    # 2... Only choice... If i chose 1, id be not only GAY , but a nigger lover too..... Thats dead!

    +2 -1
  • rightwinger February 26, 2018

    Motorboating is out. “Titanic’ing” is in.

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  • thebutcher18 February 26, 2018

    Who wants to live forever?

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  • thebutcher18 February 26, 2018

    Hunde! Wollt ihr ewig leben?

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  • rouge_et_blanc February 26, 2018

    The one on the right has a google maps view of downtown Rio on her tit (1 to 100) and the one on the left gets no comment

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  • salvador76 February 26, 2018

    I choose option 3 = death

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  •   wallawilly February 26, 2018

    If I have to pick one OR die. Despite the horror it would be, the shame I would feel..... I have to go with the natural born pussy. At least I can close my eyes, breathe outta my mouth and pray the bitch dont get pregnant!

    +1 -1
    • quiet burp February 26, 2018

      @wallawilly Not nice to speak about your mother like that you little bitch

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  •   sarge07 February 26, 2018

    I'll take "I'll die" for 500 Alec

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  • timmygroper666 February 26, 2018

    Hey we're all going to die anyway fuck it let's get that shit over with!

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  • frank n. stein February 26, 2018

    UGH! #1...I'd figure it out if it happened.

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  • leetasker90 February 26, 2018

    Just give me the blunt Brazilian machete

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  • jammy February 26, 2018

    I’ll take both I’m easy ;)

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  •   truckingman February 26, 2018

    ..................................................................................

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  • slingblade59 February 26, 2018

    wait does the black one have a dick??

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  • rileydevil February 26, 2018

    The shotgun

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  • twofords February 26, 2018

    You couldnt have at least added a woman ?

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  •   nybadguy February 26, 2018

    #2

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  • quiet burp February 26, 2018

    Wallawilly, your Mom's looking great buddy

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  •   ouch February 27, 2018

    Which one is toreal?

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  • fiddledeedee February 27, 2018

    In ten seconds you'll find me wedged between the monstrous boobs of that fat girl, but you'll never get me to come out.

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  • harly9 February 27, 2018

    Imma choose death!!!

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  • digurgutsout February 27, 2018

    I'll take the fat white whore for 20 dollars Alex.

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  • logan0645 February 28, 2018

    What's behind door number 3 ?

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  • ss99 March 1, 2018

    i'd better die !

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  •   rockinron March 1, 2018

    just remember i want my ashes thrown off the mackinac bridge

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  • rieder March 4, 2018

    Ahmed is tired of girls never showing bob so he took matters to his own hand ( or chest)

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  • rieder March 4, 2018

    And for the question, i'd choose the train behind.

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  • ranger4 June 12, 2018

    Id have to go big tits

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