THE CURRENT STATE OF PORN: 2018 EDITION

  • letmefindout March 2, 2018

    In this situation I am the only dummy for watching this nonsense.

    +1 -6
    • fuckitman March 2, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Don't feel bad. This video is like a car crash... You can't look away.

      +4 -0
    • frank n. stein March 2, 2018

      DID SHE DIED?

      Is that why she doesn't move??

      +2 -4
      • deadpen March 4, 2018

        @frank n. stein Pretty sure this is the new "My Buddy" doll

        +0 -0
    • nigger killer March 2, 2018

      @letmefindout stupid nigger

      +1 -1
  • maxm60 March 2, 2018

    Who the fuck directed this? Monty Python?

    +4 -0
    • turtlesex March 2, 2018

      @maxm60

      No, it was directed by 'The Whitest Kids U Know'.

      +0 -1
  •   HJ247 March 2, 2018

    It's official. I gotta get a giant dinosaur costume.

    +4 -0
    • supfishing757 March 2, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Go get that T-Rex sex

      +3 -0
  • qaz March 2, 2018

    Pinocchio and Barney party!

    +1 -0
    •   GrimmWilder March 2, 2018

      @qaz +++

      I thought it wuz Mr Clean and Barney.....lol

      +2 -2
  • airsporter March 2, 2018

    I want to know how she knew she was at the front door!

    +4 -0
    •   crazyshit March 2, 2018

      @airsporter Asking the real questions here

      +3 -0
    • cubbage March 2, 2018

      @airsporter

      She gave off these horny odors I guess!

      +0 -0
    • supfishing757 March 2, 2018

      @airsporter

      I also noticed she didn't blink once. Odd...

      +3 -0
      • frank n. stein March 2, 2018

        @supfishing757 "Swallow, or it's going in your eye," and she STILL didn't blink!!

        +1 -1
    • turtlesex March 2, 2018

      @airsporter

      GPSex

      +0 -1
  • letmefindout March 2, 2018

    How come he wasn't using protection?

    +1 -3
    •   ketamine<3 March 2, 2018

      @letmefindout there was enough rubber in the situation to make it safe.

      +4 -0
  • ugandanwarrior March 2, 2018

    She's made of silicone, yet I know somehow her tits are still more real than the other chick's...

    +4 -0
    • pewpewpowa March 3, 2018

      @ugandanwarrior lool!!

      +0 -0
  • cazaly March 2, 2018

    Good to see Paris making a comeback.. She's loosened up a bit.

    +1 -0
  •   luvthick March 2, 2018

    Is this real??? Or did someone slip Shrooms in my coffee!???

    +1 -3
    • bigsmokey86 March 2, 2018

      @luvthick My bad Luv. Always keep your eyes open while at Starbucks.

      +1 -0
      •   luvthick March 2, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        Hahaha! I knew that Starbucks bitch stole my money.

        +1 -2
        • bigsmokey86 March 2, 2018

          @luvthick Actually that was me. And sorry about the crabs.

          +0 -0
          •   luvthick March 2, 2018

            @bigsmokey86

            Ok, So she took my money, But noo Fucking way! was I soo fucked up, to let you give me crabs... My dick has a built-in gaydar avoidance system, to prevent such tragic accidents. It's like the Benz of Dicks.

            ;-)

            +1 -2
            • frank n. stein March 2, 2018

              @luvthick Oh, so last night didn't happen?! You pig!

              +2 -1
            • letmefindout March 3, 2018

              @luvthick

              Did you buy said Gay dar device from Canada? Seems that years ago they spent an awful amount of money and time to develop that device. Google it.

              +1 -2
    • muzziesarescum March 2, 2018

      @luvthick I slipped in some......ok a lot of LSD.

      +3 -0
  •   wallawilly March 2, 2018

    Ok. Back to Cartoon Network.

    +1 -0
    • turtlesex March 2, 2018

      @wallawilly

      More like back to Adult Swim.

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 2, 2018

        @turtlesex

        Man, I spend all day swimming thru adult shit. Its nice pretending to be a kid now and then.

        +0 -0
  • rubber March 2, 2018

    There's less plastic in this video than the Pamela Anderson sex tapes.

    +0 -0
  •   ouch March 2, 2018

    FWP!

    +2 -1
  • maga2020 March 2, 2018

    Even the Japs would say this is usual and weird

    +1 -0
  • christus March 2, 2018

    And again the T-Rex...the most famous pornstar now. <3

    +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 2, 2018

    T-Rex getting tired of not being able to reach his dick to fap so hes stealing our girls.. can't blame him.

    +1 -0
  • wafflecock March 2, 2018

    After I came I realised this was really fuckin weird.

    +2 -0
  • arg March 2, 2018

    Best plot i've seen in a while...

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy March 2, 2018

    Can she make a sandwich thoe?

    +0 -0
  • brokenanus March 2, 2018

    Anybody else ROCK HAND thinking of 2019.....

    +0 -0
  • halfthang March 2, 2018

    Threesome on a budget

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry March 2, 2018

    I wonder how long it took the wife/girl friend to get overly jealous of the new friend

    +1 -0
    • airsporter March 3, 2018

      @fatlarry Ha + Thats a good point that is...You can expect problems in the not too distant future for sure!

      +0 -0
  • captjim March 2, 2018

    Get rid of the one that talks and we're good

    +0 -0
    • turtlesex March 2, 2018

      @captjim

      Now, let's not be too extreme.

      How about we just slit her vocal cords?

      +0 -0
  • drewstl March 2, 2018

    This So SAD!

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein March 2, 2018

    WTF??!! She just lays there!

    How do you get off when an inflated dino is fucking your woman??

    +0 -1
    • turtlesex March 2, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      When your "thing" is to be a cuck that is into plastic beastiality.

      +0 -0
  •   maddog123 March 2, 2018

    Upload not working sooo fuck it I got to go take a shit anyways try later !

    The end.....!

    +0 -0
  • airgas1998 March 2, 2018

    big ole dick....wtf did i do to deserve a 5" cock....on a good day...

    +0 -0
  • timmygroper666 March 2, 2018

    I'd fuck either of them, at least they're white

    +0 -0
  • olcharliemanson March 2, 2018

    This is just the sex scene from team america

    +0 -0
  • sinner1ner March 2, 2018

    i have to know her name,The one in the white socks yum

    +0 -0
  • thoril March 2, 2018

    Ah yes the return of the "why boner"

    +0 -0
  •   wallawilly March 2, 2018

    I would still only last a few seconds..... with the dinosaur.

    +0 -0
  • groovy March 2, 2018

    that doll aint gonna clean her self on her own ... ;P

    +0 -0
  • illspoken March 4, 2018

    'This stuff will make You a sexual tyrannosaurus just like me'.Blaine was right.

    +1 -0
  •   spider-man March 4, 2018

    Damn iPhone

    +0 -0
  • damdean March 7, 2018

    Don't know his name but I love his porn. That's 1 sexy white guy.

    +0 -0
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