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  • sharkkiller1 March 5, 2018

    thats not the way jesus did it

    +2 -3
    • ugandanwarrior March 5, 2018

      @sharkkiller1 The Romans gave Jesus the option of this or a cross. You know what he picked...

      +1 -0
    •   luvthick March 5, 2018

      @sharkkiller1

      Yeah, Jesus is coming soon.

      +0 -0
    •   big_daddy305 March 5, 2018

      Man, Blue Man Group sure has gotten more interesting.

      +0 -0
  • qaz March 5, 2018

    I get upset when my pen leaks also, but take a deep breath lady. Geez

    +4 -0
    •   nybadguy March 5, 2018

      @qaz one he'll of an ink well

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 5, 2018

        @nybadguy

        And it requires the hammer of Thor! Daayyuum...

        +1 -0
  • letmefindout March 5, 2018

    You would think that with a pussy that ugly she would be used to putting it in her ass.

    +1 -6
  •   stenchfart March 5, 2018

    Thats how Ouch broke himself in

    +4 -0
    •   ouch March 5, 2018

      @stenchfart No.... That's after I broke myself in

      +4 -2
      • redmeadowlegion March 5, 2018

        @ouch

        Blue aint your color, it's to happy. And who lent you barney rubble's hammer?

        +2 -0
      •   whobe March 5, 2018

        @ouch don't lie we know you don't need a hammer anymore.

        +1 -0
        •   ouch March 5, 2018

          @whobe Bro C'mon bro I do kegels and yesterday was the first time Shanni has harnessed up in months!

          +0 -1
  •   GrimmWilder March 5, 2018

    A little blue pussy never hurt nobody,...but i'd still pop her in the pooper!

    +4 -0
    •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2018

      @GrimmWilder dude I've seen a blue waffle in person.. it fucking hurt me inside to fuck it.

      +3 -1
    • redmeadowlegion March 5, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Now we know why Smurfete doesn't like in the ass.

      +3 -0
  • cazaly March 5, 2018

    Wouldn't that make her Thor?

    +3 -0
    • mrthorwald March 5, 2018

      @cazaly that’s a thinker..

      +1 -0
    • marshall March 5, 2018

      @cazaly

      Close – Thorette

      +1 -0
      • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

        @marshall You don't get it. Thor=sore with a lithp.

        +2 -0
    • maxm60 March 5, 2018

      @cazaly Good pun+

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 5, 2018

      @cazaly very thor I'm sure

      +3 -0
  • airsporter March 5, 2018

    Thats how we treat unexploded WW2 ordnance in the UK.

    Fuck poncified EU regulations!

    +2 -0
    • maxm60 March 5, 2018

      @airsporter You pound them up your ass? Aren't you afraid it'll explode?

      +3 -0
      • airsporter March 5, 2018

        @maxm60 Nope!

        Brave or what!

        +2 -0
    •   sarge07 March 5, 2018

      @airsporter isn't that what the Scots told the EU when the hosers deemed the pipes too loud for playing in public? HAHAHA!!

      +4 -0
      • airsporter March 6, 2018

        @sarge07 If yo have a spare 5 min Google Catherine Tickell.

        She plays the Northumberland Pipes which are more subtle than the traditional Scottish pipes. Hauntingly beautiful.

        +0 -0
        •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

          @airsporter I've seen her before, she's great. Still nothing sends a chill up one's spine like a Military Tattoo

          +0 -0
  • supfishing757 March 5, 2018

    She just gave me blue balls

    +6 -0
  • mister ham March 5, 2018

    This Is How Smurfs are MADE

    +1 -0
  • hiwudjablome March 5, 2018

    Did somebody say "nail that ass"

    +1 -0
  • crazyshitisgay March 5, 2018

    Now SHE'S a keeper!

    +1 -1
  • hitman777 March 5, 2018

    Shitter so tight you need the hammer of Thor to get it in there

    +2 -0
  • fiddledeedee March 5, 2018

    Wasn't there a Crystal Gale song like this?

    "Don't it Make My Brown Eye Blue?"

    Or maybe that wonderful folk song by Pete Seeger, performed by Peter, Paul and Mary?

    "If I had a hammer,

    I'd hammer in the morning

    I'd hammer in the evening,

    This dildo in my hand..."

    +3 -0
    • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

      "Don't it Make My Brown Eye Blue?"

      +4 -0
      • airsporter March 6, 2018

        @frank n. stein Ha +

        Superb comment.

        +0 -0
  • dadi March 5, 2018

    iam waiting to see bazoga in her ass.

    +1 -0
  • working4theweekend March 5, 2018

    Hammer that hole

    +1 -0
  • arg March 5, 2018

    Is the new member of the blue man group?

    +2 -0
    • maxm60 March 5, 2018

      @arg does three shows/day in vegas!

      +3 -0
  •   lafind March 5, 2018

    I could help her with that, just call me Smerf!

    +3 -0
  • bwooly March 5, 2018

    I can get that spike up her ass. A little spit and it will slide right in.

    +2 -0
  • renbo956 March 5, 2018

    Is That Thors Fucking Hammer

    +1 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2018

    There's plenty of guys that would help you with pounding your ass what are you doing?

    +1 -0
  • dry terd March 5, 2018

    Gotta give her an "A"

    For effort!

    +1 -1
  • quiet burp March 5, 2018

    wallawilly you need to sit your mother down and talk to her, sick fk

    +1 -2
    • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

      @quiet burp WHY are you obsessed with walla??

      +2 -0
      •   wallawilly March 5, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        My spooge is more addictive than Oxy.

        SHE can't stay off my cock. Ain't that right burpess?

        +2 -0
      •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

        @frank n. stein ignore the troll

        +0 -0
  • txdo_msk March 5, 2018

    Would have been funnier with one of those squeaky toy hammers

    +2 -0
  • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

    WTF, whore?!!

    +1 -0
  • soslow88 March 5, 2018

    ohooooooo FUCK yeah!! Whooo Hammer like you like it!!!

    +1 -0
  • bongkong March 5, 2018

    That's smurf-tastic!

    +1 -0
  • turtlesex March 5, 2018

    Pounding an ordnance up your ass will not get you crosstown any faster to your next "John" appointment.

    +2 -0
    •   wallawilly March 5, 2018

      @turtlesex

      Lol. No but it gives her a place to store her money for the trip.

      $20 is $20

      +1 -0
  • carolinaguy March 5, 2018

    Well that's one way to get nailed

    +0 -0
  •   sarge07 March 5, 2018

    More NEA funded "art"?

    +4 -0
  • lippa March 5, 2018

    Shira? Next vid here comes heman

    +0 -0
  • qaz March 5, 2018

    Aaaaaaahhhh! Now I get it! It's art. That's one classy lady.

    +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 5, 2018

    Donkey Kong that ass baby

    +0 -0
  • deadpen March 5, 2018

    Harley Quinn is taking joker's death well.

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry March 5, 2018

    I can get it in there for you honey

    +0 -0
  • groovy March 5, 2018

    this one is for papa smuf ....

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man March 5, 2018

    That’s a fine ass, too

    +0 -0
  • ftw88 March 6, 2018

    Looks like she got gangbanged by the Smurfs!

    +0 -0
  • gandog56 March 6, 2018

    All anything ever needs is a BFH. (Bigger Fucking Hammer)

    +0 -0
  • xenomorph March 6, 2018

    The other female smurf...Slutty smurf.

    +0 -0
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