FORGET TINDER, THIS IS THE FUTURE FOR CASUAL DATING

  •   ouch March 16, 2018

    man-he-can do what ever he wants to it

    +6 -1
    •   burfurger March 16, 2018

      @ouch

      Maybe he should have given acting lessons to it. :-)

      +1 -1
      • marshall March 16, 2018

        @burfurger

        That's an activation chip that is sold separately. You buy that later when you feel her out first for a few weeks and you decide that you like her.

        Or you don't and you destroy her and send her back a big, jizzy mess.

        +1 -0
      • frank n. stein March 16, 2018

        @burfurger

        The last thing we need is another bitch that can talk!

        +1 -0
    • letmefindout March 16, 2018

      @ouch

      One look at that pussy makes me want to send it back for repairs.

      +2 -2
      •   lafind March 16, 2018

        @letmefindout I'll repair it!

        +1 -0
      • bwooly March 16, 2018

        @letmefindout nothing wrong with that pussy. It’s just ready to go.

        +2 -0
      • frank n. stein March 16, 2018

        She reminds me of the "5 guys a day" whore.

        +0 -0
    •   oathbreaker March 16, 2018

      @ouch clever, ouch...

      +0 -0
    • mehofjack March 16, 2018

      @ouch I'm gonna get me a job for a doll

      +1 -0
  •   burfurger March 16, 2018

    Glad I found my wife 20 years ago the old fashioned way.... drinking in a bar after a softball game. Ahhh the good ole days.

    +2 -1
    • wafflecock March 16, 2018

      @burfurger wife or husband...? ;)

      +1 -0
  • 72jayd March 16, 2018

    I’m all for it!

    +1 -0
  • keysersoze9515 March 16, 2018

    Yeah, I'm good, I'd have to pass on the animotronic pussy.

    But on second thought, if I had too, I'd smack it around a little.

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 March 16, 2018

      @keysersoze9515 Just to try it out? Yet never admit you did?

      +2 -0
      • keysersoze9515 March 21, 2018

        @maxm60 Haha! Depends on if there was video evidence that I did.

        +0 -0
  • letmefindout March 16, 2018

    Nothing life-like about this doll.

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 March 16, 2018

    What a novel concept. I'd like one without the traumatized look on her face though. I'm not into rape.

    +0 -0
  •   oathbreaker March 16, 2018

    I'll pass...It's hard enough to switch positions half the time, let alone sitting there moving her arms just right, then, maybe adjust this leg a little....yeah, that's perfect, time to fuck. Then it falls over and you gotta start all over again

    +2 -0
    • marshall March 16, 2018

      @oathbreaker

      And soon enough you'll end up fucking it with a baseball bat followed by thunderous whacks with an ax.

      And I could tell you already that both acts are not covered under warranty.

      +0 -0
  • airsporter March 16, 2018

    Bit of a weak storyline!

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 March 16, 2018

      @airsporter there was a storyline?

      +2 -0
  • fukinyourmom March 16, 2018

    I like min with its eies closd and stil smellin lik tha tomb.

    +1 -0
    •   oathbreaker March 16, 2018

      @fukinyourmom You must be too busy fukinmymom to spell right. Is that even English?

      +4 -0
      • marshall March 16, 2018

        @oathbreaker HA!

        +2 -0
      • fukinyourmom March 16, 2018

        @oathbreaker wat u tlking bout. I finshed wit ur mom im n ur dad now.

        +1 -0
        •   oathbreaker March 16, 2018

          @fukinyourmom Don't bother, I loosened him up ages ago...You won't feel a thing

          +2 -0
  • rouge_et_blanc March 16, 2018

    yawn

    +0 -1
  • xenomorph March 16, 2018

    Barbie 2018

    +0 -0
  • keibi March 16, 2018

    What is her name???????

    +0 -0
    • elmjr March 16, 2018

      @keibi Dolly

      +0 -0
  •   HJ247 March 16, 2018

    Who you all trying to fool? this is the PERFECT girl. literally perfect. If only life were this simple. Instead you gotta charm em, tell em jokes, tell em you make at least 6 figures, buy em dinners, pray they don't decide to #metoo your ass afterwards...i say again, PERFECT.

    +1 -0
    • wafflecock March 16, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 yeah a worthless piece of fuck meat has it's uses. Until it starts making demands.

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 March 16, 2018

        @wafflecock looks like this broad will NEVER make demands. That's why she's perfect. Shut the fuck up and take this load on your face. PERFECT.

        +0 -0
  • cazaly March 16, 2018

    Divorce Barbie comes out next month. Comes with all Ken's shit.. Oh. And emotional baggage.

    +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 16, 2018

    I put mine on layaway....

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 16, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Did you get the "sammich maker plus" add-on?

      +1 -0
  • arg March 16, 2018

    The Weinstein casting couch

    +0 -0
    • bwooly March 16, 2018

      @arg I think Cosby had some input on the making of this one too.

      +2 -0
      • arg March 16, 2018

        @bwooly ho-ho i see what you did there

        +0 -0
  • chained cat March 16, 2018

    She's nice

    +0 -0
  • elmjr March 16, 2018

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

    +1 -0
  • mclovin510 March 16, 2018

    Hope it makes great sammiches after.

    +0 -1
  •   nybadguy March 16, 2018

    Yup

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein March 16, 2018

    Is there a man doll?

    +0 -0
  • renbo956 March 16, 2018

    That Bitch Looks Real Reality Real

    +0 -0
  •   sarge07 March 16, 2018

    ARTPORN.COM?? This shit is considered art? No wonder we're In a downward spiral

    +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 16, 2018

    She's kind of a dead fuck

    +0 -0
  • napalmsuncream March 16, 2018

    that aint going to cook and clean still who gives a fuck

    +0 -0
  • groovy March 16, 2018

    when the dolls are gonna look has ``real`` as this real one .... man cant wait ... imagine the peace of mind for the futur of humanity...

    +0 -0
  •   graveyard March 16, 2018

    I think mine was past expiration date, shelled past shelf date.

    +0 -0
  • mfdvr007 March 18, 2018

    No hair down there, big turn off. Sorry but I'm old school. Bush is best especially when slightly trimmed on the edges. Real women have a nice bush. Remember American XXX Extacy in the early 80's....good days!

    +0 -0
  • fuct March 18, 2018

    Matel has finally upped their game

    +0 -0
  • masshole March 22, 2018

    I want in on that Beta testing trial. Volunteer.... take my money. What’s it take ????

    +0 -0
  • fuckmeforfree March 31, 2018

    She is perfect . . my god . .

    +0 -0
  • hoompapa September 3, 2018

    Another gilette commercial.

    +0 -0
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