man-he-can do what ever he wants to it
Maybe he should have given acting lessons to it. :-)
That's an activation chip that is sold separately. You buy that later when you feel her out first for a few weeks and you decide that you like her.
Or you don't and you destroy her and send her back a big, jizzy mess.
The last thing we need is another bitch that can talk!
One look at that pussy makes me want to send it back for repairs.
@letmefindout I'll repair it!
@letmefindout nothing wrong with that pussy. It’s just ready to go.
She reminds me of the "5 guys a day" whore.
@ouch clever, ouch...
@ouch I'm gonna get me a job for a doll
Glad I found my wife 20 years ago the old fashioned way.... drinking in a bar after a softball game. Ahhh the good ole days.
@burfurger wife or husband...? ;)
I’m all for it!
Yeah, I'm good, I'd have to pass on the animotronic pussy.
But on second thought, if I had too, I'd smack it around a little.
@keysersoze9515 Just to try it out? Yet never admit you did?
@maxm60 Haha! Depends on if there was video evidence that I did.
Nothing life-like about this doll.
What a novel concept. I'd like one without the traumatized look on her face though. I'm not into rape.
I'll pass...It's hard enough to switch positions half the time, let alone sitting there moving her arms just right, then, maybe adjust this leg a little....yeah, that's perfect, time to fuck. Then it falls over and you gotta start all over again
And soon enough you'll end up fucking it with a baseball bat followed by thunderous whacks with an ax.
And I could tell you already that both acts are not covered under warranty.
Bit of a weak storyline!
@airsporter there was a storyline?
I like min with its eies closd and stil smellin lik tha tomb.
@fukinyourmom You must be too busy fukinmymom to spell right. Is that even English?
@oathbreaker wat u tlking bout. I finshed wit ur mom im n ur dad now.
@fukinyourmom Don't bother, I loosened him up ages ago...You won't feel a thing
What is her name???????
Who you all trying to fool? this is the PERFECT girl. literally perfect. If only life were this simple. Instead you gotta charm em, tell em jokes, tell em you make at least 6 figures, buy em dinners, pray they don't decide to #metoo your ass afterwards...i say again, PERFECT.
@iwantagoodhj247 yeah a worthless piece of fuck meat has it's uses. Until it starts making demands.
@wafflecock looks like this broad will NEVER make demands. That's why she's perfect. Shut the fuck up and take this load on your face. PERFECT.
Divorce Barbie comes out next month. Comes with all Ken's shit.. Oh. And emotional baggage.
I put mine on layaway....
Did you get the "sammich maker plus" add-on?
The Weinstein casting couch
@arg I think Cosby had some input on the making of this one too.
@bwooly ho-ho i see what you did there
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Hope it makes great sammiches after.
@wallawilly chillin yo
Is there a man doll?
That Bitch Looks Real Reality Real
ARTPORN.COM?? This shit is considered art? No wonder we're In a downward spiral
She's kind of a dead fuck
that aint going to cook and clean still who gives a fuck
when the dolls are gonna look has ``real`` as this real one .... man cant wait ... imagine the peace of mind for the futur of humanity...
I think mine was past expiration date, shelled past shelf date.
No hair down there, big turn off. Sorry but I'm old school. Bush is best especially when slightly trimmed on the edges. Real women have a nice bush. Remember American XXX Extacy in the early 80's....good days!
Matel has finally upped their game
I want in on that Beta testing trial. Volunteer.... take my money. What’s it take ????
She is perfect . . my god . .
Another gilette commercial.