"YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME"

  • kodakbl March 26, 2018

    ohmygod

    +2 -1
    •   GrimmWilder March 26, 2018

      @kodakbl

      And next they'll be make'n you a sandwich, Big Boy!

      +3 -0
      • maxm60 March 26, 2018

        @GrimmWilder with extra vegemite on it?

        +2 -1
      •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

        @GrimmWilder before of after closing?

        +4 -0
  • owie March 26, 2018

    Needs some nutz

    +1 -2
    • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

      @owie

      Use the ones bouncing off your chin.

      +2 -1
      •   ouch March 26, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion Now you know why they call me ouch!

        +2 -1
        •   burfurger March 26, 2018

          @ouch

          owie is like cloned Stewie from Family Guy. Bitch Stewie. We should just call him Bitch Ouch.

          +2 -1
        • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

          @ouch yeah that little cock sucker is trying to ride ouchy coat tails, give to him ouch, give it to him HARD.

          +1 -1
          • owie March 26, 2018

            @redmeadowlegion Yes please!

            +2 -1
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 26, 2018

    Come on. Go for the whole hand.

    +2 -1
  • letmefindout March 26, 2018

    Sharing is caring.

    +4 -1
  • airsporter March 26, 2018

    If you want something doing right - Do it yourself!

    And

    If your goin to 'owt for 'nowt

    Do it for thysen'.

    +2 -0
  • rubber March 26, 2018

    We need a third, a fourth and some more.

    +1 -0
  • mrmk1oo March 26, 2018

    I don't think that's what buzz n Woody were talkin bout but...... eh

    +2 -0
    • james511969 March 26, 2018

      @mrmk1oo my woody thinks it is.

      +2 -0
  •   stenchfart March 26, 2018

    they are in a "knuckle deep" contest

    +1 -0
    • kojaksbozak March 26, 2018

      @stenchfart

      could be.... They def playin a game of stink finger tho..

      +1 -0
  • pewpewpowa March 26, 2018

    Charlie in the chocolate factory

    +0 -0
  • failure101 March 26, 2018

    This is how brown finger painting starts.

    +3 -0
  • airsporter March 26, 2018

    Bet you £5 they are both texting just out of sight with the other hand.

    +4 -0
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @airsporter suckers bet!

      +1 -0
  • xenomorph March 26, 2018

    When you and your best friend both have a bad case of worms.

    +2 -0
  • smellsoffearandhate March 26, 2018

    Turd tickling duo

    +2 -0
  • james511969 March 26, 2018

    I’ll be friends to both.

    +3 -0
  •   nybadguy March 26, 2018

    Butt buddies

    +4 -0
  •   lafind March 26, 2018

    The one on the left is ready and the one on the right is done!

    +2 -0
    •   goodster March 26, 2018

      @lafind It did just kinda spread itself didn't it.

      +1 -0
  • re4m March 26, 2018

    If you ever look behind and don't like what you find

    There's something you should know, you've got a place to go

    +1 -0
  • arg March 26, 2018

    Your doing it wrong only men have prostates

    +1 -0
  • renbo956 March 26, 2018

    Whos Going To Get It 1st Butter Fingers

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 March 26, 2018

    They've discovered a new definition for BFF. Butt Fingering Friend.

    +2 -0
  • maxm60 March 26, 2018

    You can finger your butt. You can finger your friend. You can finger your friends butt.

    +1 -0
  •   burfurger March 26, 2018

    Doesn't anyone pay attention to the pink anymore?

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

      @burfurger only when shit like this leads to pink eye

      +2 -0
    • chained cat March 27, 2018

      @burfurger I can't understand the logic either, after all, the pink is worth one more point than the brown

      +1 -0
  • frank n. stein March 26, 2018

    Nasty ho's

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man March 26, 2018

    People just DIGGIN’ in butts these days

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee March 26, 2018

    I know I've got the keys for your Porsche here somewhere....

    +1 -0
  •   acairman March 26, 2018

    Ouch and Geoff ?

    +0 -0
    •   ouch March 26, 2018

      @acairman if you're going to insult me at least get Goff's name correct

      dumb ass

      +5 -0
  • chained cat March 26, 2018

    Just going to sit & watch for a while

    Though if you feel the need to let me know which movie this was ripped from then please don't hessitate to contribute

    +1 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 26, 2018

    They are sharing lunch

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry March 26, 2018

    give me one and I'll give you two

    +1 -0
  •   mr_krabs March 26, 2018

    Ventriloquism is getting pretty sexy nowadays.

    +2 -0
  •   truckingman March 26, 2018

    Double your PLEASURE!!!

    +0 -0
  • groovy March 26, 2018

    Pure Morning

    Placebo

    A friend in need's a friend indeed,

    A friend with weed is better,

    A friend with breast and all the rest,

    A friend who's dressed in leather,

    A friend in need's a friend indeed,

    A friend who'll tease is better,

    Our thoughts compressed,

    Which makes us blessed,

    And makes for stormy weather,

    A friend in need's a friend indeed,

    My Japanese is better,

    And when she's pressed she will undress,

    And then she's boxing clever,

    A friend in need's a friend indeed,

    A friend who bleeds is better,

    My friend confessed she passed the test,

    And we will never sever,

    Day's dawning, skins crawling

    Day's dawning, skins crawling

    Day's dawning, skins crawling

    Pure morning

    Pure morning

    Pure morning

    A friend in need's a friend indeed,

    A friend who'll tease is better,

    Our thoughts…

    +1 -0
  • peaks March 26, 2018

    I like the Ham Sandwich on the right.

    +0 -0
    • chained cat March 27, 2018

      @peaks I commend you on your choice sir!

      So long as the hams not to salty, I would whole heartedly agree

      +1 -0
  • ferguson March 28, 2018

    Yah yah yah yah

    +0 -0
  • suicidetuesday March 28, 2018

    Copy cats. Me and my uncle been doing that for years.

    +0 -0
  • pickdickle May 21, 2018

    Those hard to reach itches

    +0 -0
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