Look ma, no hands!
The armless pole dance...
I'll take "The spider monkey" for 300 Alec
I don't care what you want to call it . Just let me get some feet and face next!
Its called I wish she would do that to me position
Like a monkey.
Head shoulders knees and toes head shoulders knees and toes, head and toes head and toes.
I've heard of this, when they handcuff a chick but she doesn't want to go to jail. Not sure what they call it but I hear it's very efficient.
This could lead to endless possibilities.
Well, oddly enough those are HiS feet, and the position? Piggly-Wiggly
There’s very little a person cannot do if they want to.
You can’t beat achieving a goal you’ve set for yourself. Like suicide.
Correct. If successful, suicide would be hard to top.
I'm not little.
Oh wait...... I get it now lol
Bitch likes cock and knows what to do with it!
The F.T.S.E. 100.
It's called "my new favorite position". But only with her. Not some fat slob.
@iwantagoodhj247 and certainly not mancock
that's the "I'm next" position
Not only can she do this but if you’re with her you also get to park in handicap spots and cut the lines at aumusement parks
Dang Dude, that was rough... but I liked it.
@fistermister I try to see the redeeming qualities in everyone
@fistermister Btw rough is probably her foot calluses on his cock
That’s about a 9 inch cock, he can probably suck it himself.
@curiousone you know your cocks. That's interesting.. but I have to ask, why suck it yourself if someone else is willing to do it for you?
@maxm60 could be the next Ron Jeremy he did that a long time ago
i thought she had no arms, then it was less enjoyable after seeing thumbs.
Filet sole and dick spiced with toe jam
The special Olympic tennis auditions.
...prehensile pole polish!
@freddykrueger good one I'd give 500 pluses
That thar is the Foot Root
The Pole Position.
My dog holds on to a bone with his feet, like that.
"Dog with a bone" position. Winnah!
Hope she washed her asshole first!
Yep. Or that rug is getting stamped.
The Funky Head Monkey
The Peoria Pedicure.
Note to self: Buy wife Yoga classes.
That's called the 'lucky fucker'.
I call that the everlasting gobstopper!!!
The three footer.
jump starting the propeller
That's a 2 foot cock
Thats a flootie. It requires a long dick and a flexable girl with small feets... wich probably excludes 90% of CS and myself........
I like feet
This is how you get HFMD
The "How do you entertain yourself with an armless woman".
That's the head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
The foot to mouth
Simple. It's called the "I want a new car"
My dog eats his chicken treats like that.
@ogsabertooth I'd like to arrange a play date
Been there done that
@gingersnatch got a number lol
Not bright enough to come up with a smart arsed remark re naming the position but hell she's sure going to town on the dick
The Titillating toe jam tonsil tickler.
Can't catch the clap.
Monkey BlowJob.............Some monkeys hold things with their feet.
Filipina foot job
This is how foot and mouth disease came about...
Armless wonder "Penis de Milo"
That's definatley a 'look ma no hands moment'.
The praying mantis
Bob and Slob on the Knob.