I hate when that happens... When I'm jerking a guy off and it hits him instead of me... what a waste...
You need bigger tits.
@letmefindout lol win...
Work on your aim
@iwantagoodhj247 suppose to use your mouth instead of hands
@iwantagoodhj247 I hope you're female.
@maxm60 yeah the name doesn't make since.
@happyjack "sense" ya big dummy
@iwantagoodhj247 You want a good handjob? Your a B girl?
@iwantagoodhj247 Cause you’re supposed to swallow
Remind me of this girl that gives me hand jobs for car rides
You make your Mom give you a hand job?
By the down vote... I'll take that as a yes. I can taste your tears.
@burfurger hey burfurger I like your high school year book picture of yourself you look very handsome
@mehofjack She must be pretty skilled, steering wheel in her left hand, jerkin your hog with her right one.
Isn't that what big mouth is for, she could hold a load in each cheek.
That dude's sac was loaded up like a chipmunk's cheeks.
@gutbucket is that why you Aimed it away?
I'm your pops, Jimmy.
Now, be a good boy, Jimmy, and run to F St. and buy a nice butt plug for your momma.
I kinda tore her a new one... I kinda tore her a new one, Jimmy! Make it a pretty one, Jimmy! For your momma!
You should always use a drop cloth when you paint the ceiling.
@letmefindout In that guys case he was texturing the ceiling.
Ole Fozzy up there in the corner looks like he's about to let loose some stuffing himself
Pow, right in his kisser...
I hope he didn't have his mouth open
@supfishing757 would that make you a cannibal?
@graveyard only if he swallowes!
Then, just store it between your four cheeks, muchacho.
@gutbucket awww cute! I got a gnome following me.
She should work for the dairy farm.
The stick of truth
I see what you did there with another video game reference
No no away from me...AWAY FROM ME!
"Babe I forgot my protein shake this morning "!
"Don't worry, I got you. Open wide"!
The stuffed bear is a fucking whore!
Dude needs to goto the batting cage, geez!!
You'll shoot your eye out!
That would be great with 3D glasses.
@xenomorph really? You like seeing cum fly towards your face?
She'd suffer for that blasphemous act later
Fuckin sharp shooter....
You know she did it right when your nutsack completely empties.
Here comes the aeroplane!
Also, that bear has ridiculously long fucking legs.
aim higher next time
Sexy little devil. With a bod like that, she can aim my load anywhere she wants. That’s what showers are for.
What kind of perv gets a stiffy with a Teddy in the room?
Why should someone feel self-conscious of a stuffed animal?...to the point of feeling pervy?
I envision your home filled with porcelain dolls with eyes that follow you wherever you go and The Queen & Mickey Mouse clocks ticking louder and louder and LOUDER! Aaahhh!!!
@gutbucket I have a Butler to take care of those sorts of things.
I bet he blows salty wads down your throat while you sleep.
jk ; )
What do they taste like???!
Great set of tits.
HAHAHAAA, some fag actually gave a neg to "Great set of tits".
Loads like that were meant to be splattered all over her big bulbous boobies.
he could blow her head off...
Pretty much how you end up with a lazy eye........(I can't confirm this.)
This clip is fucking eerie. I don't know about you guys, but the fact that there are teddy bears and an open door causes me to feel kind of creepy and gives me a "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." vibe.
That's just... Unlucky