FRIENDLY FIRE

  •   HJ247 April 4, 2018

    I hate when that happens... When I'm jerking a guy off and it hits him instead of me... what a waste...

    +5 -0
    • letmefindout April 4, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      You need bigger tits.

      +6 -0
      • idgaf April 6, 2018

        @letmefindout lol win...

        +0 -0
    • supfishing757 April 4, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Work on your aim

      +1 -0
    •   nybadguy April 4, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 suppose to use your mouth instead of hands

      +4 -0
    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 I hope you're female.

      +4 -1
      •   happyjack April 5, 2018

        @maxm60 yeah the name doesn't make since.

        +0 -0
    • blackenedamerica April 4, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 You want a good handjob? Your a B girl?

      +0 -0
    • toiletrat April 5, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 Cause you’re supposed to swallow

      +0 -0
  • mehofjack April 4, 2018

    Remind me of this girl that gives me hand jobs for car rides

    +1 -1
    •   burfurger April 4, 2018

      @mehofjack

      You make your Mom give you a hand job?

      +11 -4
    •   burfurger April 4, 2018

      @mehofjack

      By the down vote... I'll take that as a yes. I can taste your tears.

      +4 -4
      • mehofjack April 4, 2018

        @burfurger hey burfurger I like your high school year book picture of yourself you look very handsome

        +4 -1
    • cr4zysh1ttr779 April 7, 2018

      @mehofjack She must be pretty skilled, steering wheel in her left hand, jerkin your hog with her right one.

      +1 -0
  •   luvthick April 4, 2018

    Isn't that what big mouth is for, she could hold a load in each cheek.

    +8 -1
    • gutbucket April 4, 2018

      @luvthick

      That dude's sac was loaded up like a chipmunk's cheeks.

      +1 -1
      • james511969 April 4, 2018

        @gutbucket is that why you Aimed it away?

        +2 -0
        • gutbucket April 4, 2018

          @james511969

          I'm your pops, Jimmy.

          Now, be a good boy, Jimmy, and run to F St. and buy a nice butt plug for your momma.

          I kinda tore her a new one... I kinda tore her a new one, Jimmy! Make it a pretty one, Jimmy! For your momma!

          +0 -5
  • letmefindout April 4, 2018

    You should always use a drop cloth when you paint the ceiling.

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 April 4, 2018

      @letmefindout In that guys case he was texturing the ceiling.

      +0 -0
  •   burfurger April 4, 2018

    Ole Fozzy up there in the corner looks like he's about to let loose some stuffing himself

    +1 -0
  •   fistermister April 4, 2018

    Pow, right in his kisser...

    +1 -0
  • supfishing757 April 4, 2018

    I hope he didn't have his mouth open

    +2 -0
    •   graveyard April 4, 2018

      @supfishing757 would that make you a cannibal?

      +0 -0
      • james511969 April 4, 2018

        @graveyard only if he swallowes!

        +0 -0
        • gutbucket April 5, 2018

          @james511969

          Then, just store it between your four cheeks, muchacho.

          +0 -2
          • james511969 April 5, 2018

            @gutbucket awww cute! I got a gnome following me.

            +1 -0
  •   lafind April 4, 2018

    She should work for the dairy farm.

    +1 -0
  • cazaly April 4, 2018

    Incoming!

    +0 -0
  •   ouch April 4, 2018

    The stick of truth

    +1 -0
    • prolurkercrazy April 4, 2018

      @ouch,

      I see what you did there with another video game reference

      +1

      +1 -0
      •   ouch April 4, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy lol

        +1 -0
  • arg April 4, 2018

    No no away from me...AWAY FROM ME!

    +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 April 4, 2018

    "Babe I forgot my protein shake this morning "!

    "Don't worry, I got you. Open wide"!

    +0 -0
  • mclovin510 April 4, 2018

    The stuffed bear is a fucking whore!

    +0 -0
  •   wallawilly April 4, 2018

    Dude needs to goto the batting cage, geez!!

    +0 -0
  • elmjr April 4, 2018

    You'll shoot your eye out!

    +0 -0
    •   sarge07 April 4, 2018

      @elmjr

      http://erniesarcade.com/dontshootyoureyeout/play/

      +0 -0
  • xenomorph April 4, 2018

    That would be great with 3D glasses.

    +0 -0
    • james511969 April 4, 2018

      @xenomorph really? You like seeing cum fly towards your face?

      Nasty.

      +2 -0
  • chained cat April 4, 2018

    She'd suffer for that blasphemous act later

    +0 -0
  • hiwudjablome April 4, 2018

    Fuckin sharp shooter....

    +0 -0
  • maxm60 April 4, 2018

    You know she did it right when your nutsack completely empties.

    +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs April 4, 2018

    Here comes the aeroplane!

    Also, that bear has ridiculously long fucking legs.

    +0 -0
  • fishystick April 4, 2018

    aim higher next time

    +0 -0
  • bwooly April 4, 2018

    Sexy little devil. With a bod like that, she can aim my load anywhere she wants. That’s what showers are for.

    +0 -0
  • airsporter April 4, 2018

    What kind of perv gets a stiffy with a Teddy in the room?

    +0 -0
    • gutbucket April 4, 2018

      @airsporter

      Why should someone feel self-conscious of a stuffed animal?...to the point of feeling pervy?

      I envision your home filled with porcelain dolls with eyes that follow you wherever you go and The Queen & Mickey Mouse clocks ticking louder and louder and LOUDER! Aaahhh!!!

      Tea?

      +0 -3
      • airsporter April 4, 2018

        @gutbucket I have a Butler to take care of those sorts of things.

        +0 -0
        • gutbucket April 4, 2018

          @airsporter

          I bet he blows salty wads down your throat while you sleep.

          Guinness Crisps?

          jk ; )

          +1 -2
  • peaks April 4, 2018

    Great set of tits.

    +0 -1
    • peaks April 5, 2018

      @peaks

      HAHAHAAA, some fag actually gave a neg to "Great set of tits".

      HA!

      +0 -1
  • fiddledeedee April 4, 2018

    Loads like that were meant to be splattered all over her big bulbous boobies.

    +0 -0
  • wpginterceptor April 5, 2018

    he could blow her head off...

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein April 5, 2018

    8^p~~

    +0 -0
  • logansrun April 5, 2018

    Pretty much how you end up with a lazy eye........(I can't confirm this.)

    +0 -0
  •   big_daddy305 April 5, 2018

    This clip is fucking eerie. I don't know about you guys, but the fact that there are teddy bears and an open door causes me to feel kind of creepy and gives me a "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." vibe.

    +0 -0
  • junkhunter May 22, 2018

    Squirt

    +0 -0
  • unlucky July 16, 2018

    That's just... Unlucky

    +0 -0
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