If this was an option, I would be dead already.
@72jayd I wonder how much would a hooker charge?
Depends. With or without herpes?
@letmefindout would it matter if your trying to die?
@mehofjack the problem would be finding one with an ass big enough, shouldn't be a problem if you stay away from the lot lizards.
@ketamine<3 thanks for careing
What else can you do if you run out of bum roll ?
Hes being absorbed.
Red alert! Going down..
If you have a GF or Wife that wonders why you don’t go down on them. Show them this GIF and say “Cause you don’t look like her.” They’ll finally understand.
Bro, Ive been with some fine ass Prom Queen, Cheerleader types and they were straight up YPS...
"YO PUSSY STANK!"
That's what you get for going to school in the ghetto neighborhoods.
Dont knock the dark chocolate til yà try it.
@wallawilly that's why I fuck the ugly ones. TPC= THAT PUSSY CLEAN. just make em bite the pillow or make sure it's real dark and no friends see the steak face bitch.
I know that is a lot of ass, but, he is damn near up to his neck bone in it.
If I survived that ride I'd pay for it! Not to often I get high quality mustache rides,
Damn talking about sticking your head up someone's ass didn't think to take literly. Jesus
She better have dooshed and scrubbed that beaver before doing that shit to me...
Forehead in the pussy, tongue in the ass (look closely). Does it really matter at the end of the day?
@letmefindout that means nose in the taint? Hell yeah it matters. If she did a nasty job wiping (girls are SUPPOSED to wipe front to back to not drag fecal matter to the snatch) and left remnants behind? Doosh and scrub. I don't trust no bitch.
That last sentence should be the credo of every man's life!
A world-wide psa should go out to all the women in the world with just that statement alone:
Women of the world.
When wiping your ass after dropping friends off at the pool. Please wipe from front to back.
I repeat: please wipe from front to back. Thank You.
@gutbucket you'd think by now they'd all know better. Sheesh
This one looks tasty enough, heck ya!
Looks consensual, but this woman is getting her Taco Bell inspired revenge on him for pulling the blanket over her head when he farted last nigh.
It’s all fun and games....til’ she farts.
@mr_krabs For some, it's all foreplay until then
I'd like to die by skydiving from space into an active volcano
Put a shammy on that ass and buff my car while you're at it.
This is why a good oral expert learns to breath through their ears
I bet there is a pair of balls rubbing all over his eye sockets
Fun Fact; she is a Trap.
@zyxon1 no sauce bro?
Kind of a shitty way to go...
Fish & winnits for dinner sir?
Mike you would prefer way of death is having a beautiful lady griding her vagina over your mouth and nose, suffocating you in the process, while she has multiple orgasms... It seems you have made a logical choice.
ass brake on the forehead
Nice hat you have on there dude.
He's simply eating at Taco Bell.
Sick people are born every day...
WoW she's Scrubbing that dudes face clean., except she's probably leaving a Hole Lotta Love up in his nostrils.
Mmmm...I can taste the fajitas!!
Tap Out........"TAP OUT!!"