PLEASE DEPOSIT 50 CENTS

  •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

    what a ripoff I paid .75 cents for a root beer to come out her ass!

    +8 -1
    • qaz May 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3 That's where the ice comes from

      +4 -0
      •   goodster May 15, 2018

        @qaz Yup,,, My EX shits ice cubes too!

        +2 -0
      •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

        @qaz I thought that was the soft serve! I'm all messed up here...

        +0 -0
        • blackenedamerica May 16, 2018

          @ketamine<3 your confused with "2 girls and 1 cup"

          +0 -0
          •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

            @blackenedamerica no I saw your upload and I'm ok with never seeing that again thank you!

            +0 -0
    • misteram May 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3 My thirst is over now!

      Thank you, come again!

      +0 -1
    • frank n. stein May 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      She misunderstood when her dealer asked her to smuggle Coke in her pussy.

      +12 -1
  •   goodster May 15, 2018

    There goes my 5cent deposit.

    +0 -0
    • letmefindout May 15, 2018

      @goodster

      Everything goes better with Coke.

      +0 -0
  •   burfurger May 15, 2018

    Have a Coke and a smile... with a new cold sore.

    +7 -1
  • smellsoffearandhate May 15, 2018

    Cant wait to see the new pepsi add... Coke is stepping there game up

    +3 -0
    • pewpewpowa May 15, 2018

      @smellsoffearandhate lol!

      +0 -0
    • dominus May 16, 2018

      @smellsoffearandhate "their"

      +0 -0
  • pewpewpowa May 15, 2018

    Darrn I wanted a cold one

    +0 -0
  • napalmsuncream May 15, 2018

    warm coke and slack pussy not a good mix!

    +2 -0
    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @napalmsuncream

      Sometimes, ya gotta take what's given to ya..

      +0 -0
  • xenomorph May 15, 2018

    Funny part Is, the father is a Pepsi.

    +0 -0
  •   ouch May 15, 2018

    Something fishy here

    +1 -0
  • airsporter May 15, 2018

    Wot no Sprite?

    +1 -0
  • burlyfish May 15, 2018

    Now that's a real Coke Whore.

    +4 -0
  • deathcon May 15, 2018

    Im starting to think she just married her cum bucket with her shitter and the after math is trapped in that can that may dissolve that aluminum soon

    +0 -1
  • ithinkimdumb May 15, 2018

    Goddamn!... bitch needs to learn to use her kegels...

    +4 -0
    • peaks May 15, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      She was. That's how she spit that can out.

      +0 -0
  • meeskite May 15, 2018

    "They call me quack lips".

    +0 -1
  • ob1 May 15, 2018

    Handy for trips to the beer store

    +0 -0
  • drew_p_wiener May 15, 2018

    You know your pussys wrecked when a pop can pretty much just falls out with no snap-back.

    +4 -1
  • magnumanus May 15, 2018

    I bet this chick can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe too

    +1 -0
  •   happyjack May 15, 2018

    Once you go black, soda cans go splat

    +5 -1
  • pickdickle May 15, 2018

    The all New Coca-Cola Crabs Dispenser

    +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

    Hope it doesn’t taste like shit too.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Respect the clam! It didn't shoot out her butthole..

      +1 -0
  •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

    What the hell is wrong with people these days?

    +1 -0
  •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

    No hospital for her..

    +0 -0
  • davulie May 15, 2018

    where is the coin slot or is this a free drinks dispenser

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein May 15, 2018

    Some sluts are just NASTY!

    Sill better than breaking glass up your ass!

    +0 -0
    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      HAHA, yes indeed

      +0 -0
    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      I bet you can shard em right out Lucy!

      +0 -0
  • cs-admi_natzi May 15, 2018

    A coke and a smile.

    +1 -0
    • blackenedamerica May 16, 2018

      @cs-admi_natzi and 5 pudding pops can fit in that hole

      +1 -0
  • working4theweekend May 15, 2018

    At least it wasn’t a tucked cock emerging

    +3 -0
    •   burfurger May 15, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      We're all a little gun shy these days. :-)

      +0 -1
  • txdo_msk May 15, 2018

    Hey! I paid for 4. I'll just reach in and get the others...

    +0 -0
  • enemabandit May 15, 2018

    Its a coke!

    +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee May 15, 2018

    Who's the father? Good ol' Pop Topp.

    +0 -0
  • forcekeen May 15, 2018

    I didn't know my ex was in a GIF

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy May 15, 2018

    I wanted sprite

    +1 -0
  •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

    "There was a whore from A'zores,

    Whose pussy was covered with sores.

    The dogs on the streets wouldn't eat the green meat,

    Cause it hung from clumps in her drawers."

    +1 -1
    • fiddledeedee May 16, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Ewww hewww eew. Ha ha!

      Reminds me of the story of the guy who wanted to lick nickels out of a whore's pussy.

      So he got busy eating her pussy, under the blankets, in the dark.

      He started feeling pretty good about his oral expertise because he pulled five nickels out of her pussy with his tongue!

      Until the lights went on and realized they were scabs.

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 May 16, 2018

      @wallawilly

      nasty just nasty

      +0 -1
  • keysersoze9515 May 16, 2018

    Damn slime!! I dropped the 1st one that came out all slimy and I had to pay for a 2nd one because of that...

    +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee May 16, 2018

    Wait till she shits out the keg!

    +0 -0
  • jonesey1973 May 16, 2018

    Her fanny looks like a smashed crab NASTY !!!!!

    +0 -0
  • dominus May 16, 2018

    This bitch obviously doesn't vend any "cherry" coke.

    +0 -0
  • billcarson May 17, 2018

    Should i have a boner or not?

    +0 -0
  • tanyajaxx May 17, 2018

    Hey! That's my party trick!

    +0 -0
  • wafflecock May 17, 2018

    It's not as cold as I like

    +0 -0
  • dr-don-59 May 17, 2018

    Forget about cherry coke........try the new tuna Coke..........

    +0 -0
  • cruiserman June 8, 2018

    New coca machine, where to buy this?

    +0 -0
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