CRAZYSHIT'S 60 SECOND GUIDE TO LESBIANISM

  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 8, 2018

    that's not lesbianism, that's cannibalism.

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  •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

    Dammit! I exploded before I could learn any thing..

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  •   burfurger June 8, 2018

    Just keep that shit warm inside those titties and we'll be all good.

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  •   GrimmWilder June 8, 2018

    Finest 60sec I spent today!

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  • ithinkimdumb June 8, 2018

    MILK... makes a body goood

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 June 8, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb not THAT milk. No other mammal on the planet drinks it's own kinds milk after it's weaned off. Ever see breast milk after it's sat in a bottle for a few minutes? All chunky and yellow? It's revolting... ok... I'm done now...

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      •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Such a sweet, with a hint of sour taste...

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 8, 2018

          @wallawilly I just threw up a little... if you offered me a thousand bucks to just put a little dab on my tongue, I couldn't do it...

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          •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247

            Amazing! You'll hold a cock in your mouth but no breastes milk...

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            •   iwantagoodhj247 June 8, 2018

              @wallawilly and up my ass, 3 actually...

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              •   lafind June 8, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247 If you can fit 3 cocks up yer ass you may (be a red neck) need a diaper!

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                •   iwantagoodhj247 June 8, 2018

                  @lafind I'm def a red neck and proud of it, not classy enough to be a hillbilly, and I just changed my depends 20 mins ago... how'd you know?

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                  •   lafind June 8, 2018

                    @iwantagoodhj247 Your comment and the smell. If you can take 3 cocks in the ass you must need a diaper. I didn't think an ass could stretch that much. As for red necks did you ever watch soggy bottom mud racing? Them boys have fun.

                    https://www.facebook.com/SoggyBmp/videos/1649366671844103/

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        •   burfurger June 8, 2018

          @wallawilly

          That's #10 on the take out menu. Stir fried or white? MSG or no? You come back in 10 minutes, be ready.

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      • ithinkimdumb June 8, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247... actually that "milk" is what makes a body good... and humans are the only things that continue to drink it throughout life...

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 9, 2018

          @ithinkimdumb breast milk is essential for brain development infant to toddler ONLY. That I have zero problem with. And I said "no other mammal on the planet drinks IT'S OWN KINDS milk after it's been weaned off", I believe the milk you're talking about is cow's milk, or goat's milk that we drink for the rest of our lives? Not human milk? I drink skim milk daily. Pasteurized and homogenized. Delicious. Human breast milk is not meant to be consumed by adults. You want it? Enjoy! Not me dude.

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  • jake_from_state_farm June 8, 2018

    Unfortunately the lifetime guide to lesbianism involves work boot, jeans, flannel shirt, short hair, an apple shaped body, and a Dodge pick up truck.

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    • crockful June 10, 2018

      @jake_from_state_farm

      You ought to be Jane Lynched for that comment!

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  •   ouch June 8, 2018

    Booooooobbbbiiieeessssssssss

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @ouch Bobbie's what?

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      •   goodster June 8, 2018

        @burfurger Gayer than all of us,doesn't like breast milk and goes by hj247(shortened of coarse)

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 8, 2018

          @goodster how'd you know my name was Bobbie?

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        • dieded June 9, 2018

          @goodster

          Do a clan of nomadic aliens on a distant, planet who has been somehow aware of your existence a favor and just kill yourself. Yeah, just simply kill yourself. Don't hesitate... don't drop a deuce, don't even take sip of coffee first, just... end ... you.

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        • dieded June 9, 2018

          @goodster

          A goblin like you is known sexually to bottomfeeders as lowly bottomfeeders!

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          •   goodster June 9, 2018

            @dieded Ohhhhh,,,, your words hurt so bad,,,, Ouuuchyyy I'm gonna need a bandaid for my soul cause they hurt me soooo Baaaadd!! Your such a tough guy typer that I'm gonna take your advice do it,,,,,, Hold on a minute,, I'll get back to you after and let you know how it went! Ok there keyboard cowboy. How bout you show me how its' done first and I'll follow your lead.

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            •   wallawilly June 9, 2018

              @goodster

              Be careful! That is the dicksucker who was trained by Bruce Lee!

              AKA Goff, srv, gutbucket, raphael, teehee, deepdoodoo etc. But better known simply as nobodylikesaroundhere

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  • airsporter June 8, 2018

    Attractive architrave.

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @airsporter why you gotta make me use a dictionary?

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      • airsporter June 8, 2018

        @burfurger 'cos you've been bad in a previous Life!

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  •   lafind June 8, 2018

    Invalid Source. :(

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  • hellzyeah June 8, 2018

    Wait isnt that the chick from the uber?

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  • notquitethere June 8, 2018

    I was waiting g for the dick to pop out.

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    •   wallawilly June 8, 2018

      @notquitethere

      With baited breath huh?

      Sinner...

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @notquitethere

      It did... Outta my pants!!!

      Heeeyyyyoooooo!

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    •   goodster June 8, 2018

      @notquitethere Guess you were disappointed then. Go to Grimmy's " What the fuck is it" in the forums, He post plenty of surprise cock and balls there just as you'd like.

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  • fiddledeedee June 8, 2018

    Some people do you a favor helping you move, then milk it for all it's worth.

    I want to be suckin' and fuckin' those massive, milkin' tits until the oceans dry up.

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  • gnusmas June 8, 2018

    the name of the brinete?

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  • mr_krabs June 8, 2018

    My phone doesn’t like these types of clips. :-(

    The thumbnail looks good though.

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @mr_krabs hurry!!!! Get to a computer!!!

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      • airsporter June 8, 2018

        @burfurger Ha +

        Echo that ....Often come away with a totallydifferent view when seen on computer screen.

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  • candle June 8, 2018

    A true lesbian would never lactate

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @candle

      Yeah, they're pretty intolerant.

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  • fatlarry June 8, 2018

    I wanna BE A LESBIAN

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    •   lafind June 8, 2018

      @fatlarry Me too! I'll start licken twat, you start the paperwork.

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    • peaks June 8, 2018

      @fatlarry

      If you're a guy and love pussy? You might be a Lesbian.

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  • frank n. stein June 8, 2018

    HATED it!

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  • cs-admi_natzi June 8, 2018

    100% pure Cambodian breast milk

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  • krazybitch4u699 June 8, 2018

    I'll get my cereal bowl.

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    •   burfurger June 8, 2018

      @krazybitch4u699

      Hope you have a reaallly big bowl. Dats a lot o dairy.

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  • chingon1979 June 8, 2018

    I just got a 60 second woody

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  • peaks June 8, 2018

    OHHHH! THE HUMANITY!! :(

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  • gandog56 June 9, 2018

    What a frigging waste of massive casabas.

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  • tsavo June 9, 2018

    Sorry son, you're getting formula today.

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    •   burfurger June 9, 2018

      @tsavo ha! Winning comment way down here! +1

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      • dieded June 9, 2018

        @burfurger

        Way down here... about your size, runt.

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        •   wallawilly June 9, 2018

          @dieded

          Ok gutbucket!

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. June 9, 2018

            @wallawilly,

            LOL... It's always so easy.

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            •   wallawilly June 9, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              Right! Like I said, change your ways, maybe fly under the radar a bit!

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            •   wallawilly June 9, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              When I have more than 1 neg. I know that Assjockey has signed back on. And like you said, it's too easy...

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        •   burfurger June 10, 2018

          @dieded aww look, I found a puppy thar follows me around. How cute.

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  • xxxmass June 9, 2018

    Not fair I missed all the action.

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  •   spider-man June 9, 2018

    The thumbnail promised so much...

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  • peaks June 10, 2018

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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  • crockful June 10, 2018

    Moving, are they? Ok, California it is or... bust.

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  • uguranocool June 10, 2018

    gooood

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  • blowback51 June 10, 2018

    Dont be pussy whipped.ya gotta whip that pussy

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  • keysersoze9515 June 11, 2018

    I'm ok with this, when the girl shows up for the delivery, she doesn't seem that hot due to her clothing, but when she's on her back, she's better looking.

    I'm more of an Ass man myself, but in this instance, I'll make an exception for the titties.

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