SO CRAZYSHIT, WOULD U HIT IT?

  • john72 June 22, 2018

    You bet. Then she would hit me back!!

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  • cocovoda June 22, 2018

    clit bigger than my dick

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

    Why wouldn't you hit it?

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    • baddogonline June 22, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 She's taking male steroids. I'm not attracted to men.

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      •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

        @baddogonline SHE has tits and a vagina. And SHE'S attractive. Maybe it's females with muscle you're not attracted to? I'm not attracted to men either, but a pretty female with muscles? Hells yeah!

        By the way, all females have testosterone occurring in them naturally, just as all men have estrogen occurring in them naturally. If she needs a little test boost, like quite a few men do as well, I'm not gonna hold it against her ...

        But to each his own. It's what makes the world go round...

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        •   lafind June 22, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 I'd plug her just to keep the world going around.

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          •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

            @lafind

            right? If her body is that tight, I'm thinking her kegel muscles must be like kungfu grip tight... I'll take that any day...

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            •   sarge07 June 22, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247

              never trust a woman who can crack hickory nuts with her thighs

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              •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

                @sarge07 she can crack my hickory nuts between her thighs any time she likes... hubba hubba...

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            •   lafind June 22, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247

              Everybody was kung-fu fighting

              Those kicks were fast as lightning

              In fact it was a little bit frightening

              But they fought with expert timing

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              •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

                @lafind

                Is that the beetles? They're ok but they really only have one or two good songs...

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      • cubbage June 22, 2018

        @baddogonline

        Just tell her to stop working out for 2 months and then she'll look perfect for you.

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    • intylerwetrust June 22, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 Because it's important to have standards. Standards like not fucking women that look like men. Just because it has a cooch doesn't mean you need to stick your dick in it. Life lesson for ya buddy.

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      •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

        @intylerwetrust

        What part of her looks like a man? Women have the exact same muscle groups as men. Does every dude with over 5% body fat and no tone, look like a woman to you? I don't get your argument bro but hey... each to their own!

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        • letmefindout June 22, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Factor in @Grimm and his reveals. Suspicion and paranoia lurk behind every thong and panty line.

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          •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

            @letmefindout

            True that..

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            •   lafind June 22, 2018

              @wallawilly Damn right, I'm more concerned with what's behind the thong than the muscles outside the thong.

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        • manunkind June 24, 2018

          @wallawilly It turns out that intylerwetrust's fetish is moobs. Just fapping it all day long to floppy ol' moobs.

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      •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

        @intylerwetrust lesson for ya, keep turning down every vagina that isn't a super model... let's see who gets laid more... you or me...

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        •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 hahaha perfect response. I'd fuck her in a heartbeat. I don't think the question is "would I hit it", more like "would she sleep with me"? I'm sure a gal that takes really good care of herself has higher standards than me who doesn't ever workout or exercise.

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          •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

            @ketamine<3 same here dude. I'd be thrilled to turn my bed sheets down for this broad, day or night...

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  • pnut butta June 22, 2018

    I'd fuck her flabbyy

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  • muzziesarescum June 22, 2018

    Only with a metal baseball bat as that would give me the to be to run away.

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    • frank n. stein June 22, 2018

      @muzziesarescum Take an English class!

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      • muzziesarescum June 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein it's my damn phone. This one has no settings for the Swype or autocorrect and I didn't review it.. was supposed to say as that would give me the time to run away.

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        •   lafind June 22, 2018

          @muzziesarescum Yea, yea, F'n foreigner!

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

          @muzziesarescum

          that whole transaction was funny, from original post to explanation. Well done guys...

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        •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

          @muzziesarescum happens to all of us more than enough, don't sweat it. I'll + ya

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    • manunkind June 24, 2018

      @muzziesarescum Ah, look, another ya'llqaeda motherfucker up in the house. I'm pretty sure you cheered on James Alex Fields Jrs actions in Charlottesville.

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  • working4theweekend June 22, 2018

    Sure I would

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  • tbcxtc June 22, 2018

    I'd hit it , if she was sleeping and couldn't s the my fat rolls

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  • fukinyourmom June 22, 2018

    If you like that then you need to reevaluate your sexuality.....

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    • frank n. stein June 22, 2018

      @fukinyourmom

      Yeah, you really ARE straight. She's a chick, dumbass!

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      • fukinyourmom June 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein No that's not a "chick". That's a man's body with a female face. GGGGAAAAAAYYYYYY

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

      @fukinyourmom hetero Male here... into women only... and i would fuck her all day and night...fo sho...

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      • fukinyourmom June 23, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 Its ok its 2018 nobody's going to make fun of you if you come out.

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 23, 2018

          @fukinyourmom

          How is finding a female attractive gay? Your insecurity about your own sexuality should be a bigger concern. See, I know I'm not gay, therefore I can say I'm attracted to a muscular woman without thinking it's gay... see what I mean?

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          • intylerwetrust June 23, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 Well HJ it really seems that you like this manly looking woman. That's great dude! Congrats. No need to defend your sexuality, as you are clearly straight. Some guys prefer their women to look like women. Go get'm though tiger, bang all the women you can and win that contest!

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            •   iwantagoodhj247 June 24, 2018

              @intylerwetrust thank you sir. And I don't "really like her". Just secure enough to say I'd bang her and not think I'm gay b/c she has muscles. That's all really.

              And I'm not HJ. That's HappyJack. I'm HJ247. He's earned it. Gotta show the old timers a little respect around here...!

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  • me68 June 22, 2018

    fuck yes, they are cut pose shots, she would be sexy as fuck in a normal state

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  • j diesel June 22, 2018

    Probably got a cock like a horse

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  •   luvthick June 22, 2018

    So long as she don't hit back! Compared to other Female Body Builders, she's not that bad.

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  •   nybadguy June 22, 2018

    I would fuck her mouth.

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    •   luvthick June 22, 2018

      @nybadguy

      What if she likes to grab balls when she gives blowjobs?

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      •   burfurger June 22, 2018

        @luvthick hers or his?

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        •   luvthick June 23, 2018

          @burfurger

          Damn! You just fuck it all up. Is she going to show up with a dick on CrazyShit?

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      •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

        @luvthick I would trick her into only grabbing the side of my ball sack with no ball in it. There's scar tissue so I think it'd work lol.

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 22, 2018

          @ketamine<3 not to get too personal but I've heard they can put a prosthetic nut in there for aesthetic purposes... Ever think about that or do you not care?

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          •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 yeah I thought about it and talked to my urologist about it and concluded not to do it. The reasoning being that it could cause irritation and cause problems down the line. It can be done whenever the offer still stands but I'd like to stay off the operating table if possible. I personally don't care as I was assured that one nut could get the job done so fuck it. Good enough for me. Thanks for the insight though, I appreciate it.

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            •   iwantagoodhj247 June 23, 2018

              @ketamine<3 thanks for responding so honestly, although I should expect nothing less from you! I'd be afraid of infection from a foreign object in my nut sack. Glad to hear the other one is working!

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              •   ketamine<3 June 23, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247 oh yeah he's pulling his weight, tried and tested with my own right hand lol!! I wanted kids when I was younger but now I'm not feeling it. Eh, like I say, to each their own.

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      •   sarge07 June 22, 2018

        @luvthick

        then say good to your lil buddies

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      •   nybadguy June 22, 2018

        @luvthick I didn't get that far yet lol

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  •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

    She can bench pump my cock anyday!

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  • txdo_msk June 22, 2018

    Sigh...

    Dammit. I see a hint of an Adams apple in the B/W photo

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    •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

      @txdo_msk women have Adam's apples too, just more prominent in men. She may have been taking testosterone to body build thus making it show more.

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  • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

    Right after it had its penis removed.

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    • frank n. stein June 22, 2018

      @hellzyeah <===Someone's obsessed with penis, and this time, it's not me.

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      • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein, well in the scenario it would get in the way.

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      •   sarge07 June 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        HAHAHA! touché

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  • mr_krabs June 22, 2018

    I would given the chance but I wouldn’t trust her to give me a handjob.

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  •   fistermister June 22, 2018

    Would anybody have to know about it? Maybe I would, just don't say anything...

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  • frank n. stein June 22, 2018

    NO! She'd probably hit back way harder!

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  • darksider803 June 22, 2018

    Oh Hell yes!!

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  • fenrir June 22, 2018

    Wrong wrong with this? I'd smash that for days, imagine how tight her pussy would be

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  • astrozorro June 22, 2018

    I'll nut in her butt!

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    •   lafind June 22, 2018

      @astrozorro I guess that's a safe bet, just in case she has a dick.

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  • sniperfox June 22, 2018

    Hell no !!!!

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  • muppet90 June 22, 2018

    She could have my muscle anyday

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  •   burfurger June 22, 2018

    Cute as hell and she she can do the laundry on her abs. Win win!

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    •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

      @burfurger

      You need to fix that stutter..

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      •   burfurger June 22, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Everybody says she's lookin' good

        And the lady knows it's understood

        Stutter

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  • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

    Lisandra Para--Hemorrhoid sufferer, steroid user.

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  • theitalianmob June 22, 2018

    That would be interesting, with those pussy muscles she should cum like crazy.. if she doesn't snap my dick in half

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  • viciousbeast June 22, 2018

    Id be afraid that shit would hit me back

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  • jazz24k June 22, 2018

    yessssss

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  • forcekeen June 22, 2018

    I'm a limp motherfucker, I don't want to get beaten

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  • fatlarry June 22, 2018

    I think she would be hitting me

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  • crazycrapper June 22, 2018

    Smash her right in the shit box, you bet.

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  •   ouch June 22, 2018

    Yep

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  • p00pysauce June 22, 2018

    I hate feet, but id suck her toes just to try and eat the pussy next

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  • mr.spine June 22, 2018

    I hear body builder girls are super horny ...sure why not.

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  • rasriff June 22, 2018

    Fuckin gross

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  •   ogsabertooth June 22, 2018

    Mmmmmm I might rabbit I might.

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  • gandog56 June 23, 2018

    Nope, wouldn't touch them. Be afraid they would go right into roid rage if I said that dress did make them look fat.

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  • wtf2017 June 23, 2018

    OMG DUDE. Decide what the fuck you want to be MAN or WOMAN lol .

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  •   pdx2002 June 23, 2018

    Oh HELL no. His tits aren’t big enough.

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  • theonewhohateall June 23, 2018

    Id hit it really hard

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  • elmjr June 23, 2018

    He'll yeah! I'd be her sugar daddy!

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  • bootysniffer June 23, 2018

    id hit it

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  • bigrigbutters June 23, 2018

    With a truck, yes.

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  • uffgoody June 24, 2018

    oh yeah, then after i'd have her lift me up... in a very perverted way.

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  • thecrazydog89 June 24, 2018

    I'd eat the corn outta her shit

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  • timmygroper666 June 24, 2018

    I'd rim her asshole for a week

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  • behenchod June 25, 2018

    no i am not gay

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